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When Lily goes to the buffet, she pops in that jam of hers..... gotta keep rollin' rollin' rollin'!
 
Fucking hell…I went for a nice surf all by my lonesome. You know…smashing lips and carving out some lines in the surf. And then I come ashore and am pulling off my wetsuit when this fruity Syrian bloke walks on up and makes a pass at me!!
 
Freaks me out because he snuck up from behind. I say, “whooooooa man…you shouldn’t come sneaking up on a fella. And I’m married, spoken for and definitely not that way inclined…ka-pishhhh!?
 
Freaked me out because he snuck up from behind. I say, “whooooooa man…you shouldn’t come sneaking up on a fella. And I’m married, spoken for and definitely not that way inclined…ka-pishhhh!?
 
You have to admit @realgrimm …you’re one ugly son of bitch! :Happy5:
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So the bloke (hommus) turns out to be a jujitsu black belt. He was surprised that I recognised him as a fighter, and asked how I knew. I pointed to his slightly cauliflower ears…and told him that I’m a fighter too, being doing it my entire life. Wasn’t a bad bloke at all. I think he was pleasantly surprised that he could talk to me about things martial arts! I though that my story would’ve raised a chuckle…up until penis-features raised his ugly head into the mix! :doink1:
 
So the bloke (hommus) turns out to be a jujitsu black belt. He was surprised that I recognised him as a fighter, and asked how I knew. I pointed to his slightly cauliflower ears…and told him that I’m a fighter too, been doing it my entire life. Wasn’t a bad bloke at all. I think he was pleasantly surprised that he could talk to me about things martial arts! I though that my story would’ve raised a chuckle…up until penis-features raised his ugly head into the mix! :doink1:
 
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