A Friend Leaves Without Saying A Word

[Garraty_47]

I get that, it's the attitude problem and trying to deceive people into believing they're female when they're not which irritates me.

I think it's funny but one thing that hits my funnybone right on the sweet spot is absurdity.

Even the fact that absurdity generally irritates other people is funny to me.

That may sound crazy but despite being a borderline misanthrope and constantly disappointed/disgusted by my fellow shaved apes I'm also one of the happiest people I've ever met and laughing at absurdity is largely what makes that possible.

You say: "No fake wimminz!" and my first thought is: "How can we bring in more?"

Thanks for being so amusing.

 

[X]

you like teh fake womans ?

 

[Garraty_47]

you like teh fake womans ?

...asks the lugnut whose av is sporting a big pink bow...

/facePalm

 

[Adam Hitler]

I get that, it's the attitude problem and trying to deceive people into believing they're female when they're not which irritates me.

I think it's funny but one thing that hits my funnybone right on the sweet spot is absurdity.

Even the fact that absurdity generally irritates other people is funny to me.

That may sound crazy but despite being a borderline misanthrope and constantly disappointed/disgusted by my fellow shaved apes I'm also one of the happiest people I've ever met and laughing at absurdity is largely what makes that possible.

You say: "No fake wimminz!" and my first thought is: "How can we bring in more?"

Thanks for being so amusing.

I just hate the whole alt/handle sharing shenanigans and always have. I realise in the grand scheme of things it isn't important and it's basically unavoidable online, it's just one of my personal peeves.

 

[Adam Hitler]

you like teh fake womans ?

...asks the lugnut whose av is sporting a big pink bow...

/facePalm

He was avvy hacked...

 

[Garraty_47]

I just hate the whole alt/handle sharing shenanigans and always have. I realise in the grand scheme of things it isn't important and it's basically unavoidable online, it's just one of my personal peeves.

<jots a note that totally *won't* be used against you later>

So...
...any other peeves you'd like to share with us?

Just out of curiosity of course.

 

[X]

you like teh fake womans ?

...asks the lugnut whose av is sporting a big pink bow...

/facePalm

go play with fake woman !!

 

[Garraty_47]

He was avvy hacked...

That was before my time.
All I saw was an apparent transvestite determined to choke himself stoopid with self-loathing.

...and doing a damn fine job of it, too.

 

[X]

He was avvy hacked...

That was before my time.
All I saw was an apparent transvestite determined to choke himself stoopid with self-loathing.

...and doing a damn fine job of it, too.

you sound ornery ... morning pegging delayed ?

 

[Garraty_47]

you sound ornery

No, you're *hearing* ornery.
I'm enjoying myself immensely.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I just hate the whole alt/handle sharing shenanigans and always have. I realise in the grand scheme of things it isn't important and it's basically unavoidable online, it's just one of my personal peeves.

<jots a note that totally *won't* be used against you later>

So...
...any other peeves you'd like to share with us?

Just out of curiosity of course.

Too many to list...

99.9% of the political left for one.

 

[X]

you sound ornery

No, you're *hearing* ornery.
I'm enjoying myself immensely.

until the lube runs out and you bust the family didlo

 

[X]

 

[Garraty_47]

<jots a note that totally *won't* be used against you later>

So...
...any other peeves you'd like to share with us?

Just out of curiosity of course.

Too many to list...

99.9% of the political left for one.

<adds another note>

Fascinating.
But... deep down... how does that make you *feel*?

Use your words.

 

[Omnipotent]

I get that, it's the attitude problem and trying to deceive people into believing they're female when they're not which irritates me.

I think it's funny but one thing that hits my funnybone right on the sweet spot is absurdity.

Even the fact that absurdity generally irritates other people is funny to me.

That may sound crazy but despite being a borderline misanthrope and constantly disappointed/disgusted by my fellow shaved apes I'm also one of the happiest people I've ever met and laughing at absurdity is largely what makes that possible.

You say: "No fake wimminz!" and my first thought is: "How can we bring in more?"

Thanks for being so amusing.

I just hate the whole alt/handle sharing shenanigans and always have. I realise in the grand scheme of things it isn't important and it's basically unavoidable online, it's just one of my personal peeves.

Lugnuts, Flynn does not share her handle. hthps

 

[Adam Hitler]

I can see you looking at this @Garraty_47 haha are you constructing a shite come back?

Well in Vitty's defense he never once posted a heavily filtered photograph, unlike someone else I know.

How was it heavily filtered?? No filter!!!

Dude, that chinstrap is like sooo fake! Why do you look like a Chinese crackhead? Why is your nose sooo fuzzy? Is your nose a hologram?

Why is he sorta orange?

Because he's Chinese and he can't photochop worth a shit. Why is his nose blurry?

Orange??????? LMAO pathetic shite!!!!
Flynn ya scum cunt, never photoshopped in my life!!

Then why are you Orange and why does your nose look like it's vibrating?

And his skin in other pictures I've seen shows old acne scars and in this picture he's smoothed them out with a filter app or he's spackled on 4 lbs of orange spackle.

It's always a source of amusement seeing you of all people trying to criticise someone else's appearance.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I get that, it's the attitude problem and trying to deceive people into believing they're female when they're not which irritates me.

I think it's funny but one thing that hits my funnybone right on the sweet spot is absurdity.

Even the fact that absurdity generally irritates other people is funny to me.

That may sound crazy but despite being a borderline misanthrope and constantly disappointed/disgusted by my fellow shaved apes I'm also one of the happiest people I've ever met and laughing at absurdity is largely what makes that possible.

You say: "No fake wimminz!" and my first thought is: "How can we bring in more?"

Thanks for being so amusing.

I just hate the whole alt/handle sharing shenanigans and always have. I realise in the grand scheme of things it isn't important and it's basically unavoidable online, it's just one of my personal peeves.

Lugnuts, Flynn does not share her handle. hthps

Uh huh....

WTF does "hthps" mean or have you had another stroke at your keyboard?

 

[Adam Hitler]

how does that make you *feel*?

Like buying a bigger oven.

 

[Omnipotent]

I get that, it's the attitude problem and trying to deceive people into believing they're female when they're not which irritates me.

I think it's funny but one thing that hits my funnybone right on the sweet spot is absurdity.

Even the fact that absurdity generally irritates other people is funny to me.

That may sound crazy but despite being a borderline misanthrope and constantly disappointed/disgusted by my fellow shaved apes I'm also one of the happiest people I've ever met and laughing at absurdity is largely what makes that possible.

You say: "No fake wimminz!" and my first thought is: "How can we bring in more?"

Thanks for being so amusing.

I just hate the whole alt/handle sharing shenanigans and always have. I realise in the grand scheme of things it isn't important and it's basically unavoidable online, it's just one of my personal peeves.

Lugnuts, Flynn does not share her handle. hthps

Uh huh....

WTF does "hthps" mean or have you had another stroke at your keyboard?

It means hope that helps dummy!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Aren't you a little, ummm, "advanced in years" to be using retarded zoomer txt speak?

 

[Garraty_47]

how does that make you *feel*?

Like buying a bigger oven.

Mmhmm.
<affinity.. for.. kitchen.. appliances.. ?associates baking with the love he never recieved as a child?>

Go on.

 

[Blurt]

You do that, just remember that the individual using the handle is someone completely different and not even the same gender...

Why do you think I only saved the picture?

I like surprises as much as the next person but preferably not in the middle of some heavy petting.

It was just a friendly heads up, you wouldn't be the first user to put your hand up Flim's e-skirt and get a nasty shock.

^ Confessions of a Bewildered Romeo

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hey Blurtrice, I think I've found you a new forum friend...

This guy gives off a similar unmistakable whiff of pompous high falutin snootiness that you are well known for.

The pair of you will end up either getting along nicely or becoming sworn enemies due to being so alike.

Place your bets now...

 

[Blurt]

Little Itty Bitty Vitty and I go way back, Scouse. All the way back to 2019, in fact. Possibly even to 2018, believe it or not!

Here’s the thing, Löwenbräu: ol’ G47 is witty, Zen, hilarious, creative, light-souled, fleet-footed, sharp-minded, unserious, and wonderfully absurd.

If you exhibited even any one of these traits, you might stand a chance of rising above your mediocrity as a poster and be worthy of a permanent vacation in the Assbox. As things stand, however, that genius, Gutterballs, will be expecting a rim job just to allow you to show your Rapa Nui mug at the door.

Sorry about your Frankenpussy.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Frankenpussy.

I wish you'd stop stealing my material.

 

[Blurt]

Oh, my bad.

Sorry about your zompenis.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Jesus fucked a donkey... I followed a Notification back to this thread expecting to find a bit more of Sparky's grunting and instead it's pages and pages of clowns bopping each other with plastic bats, rubber ladders, and balloons on a stick.

The only things missing were calliope music and a bored alcoholic hawking sacks of stale popcorn.
Oh yeah... Sparky was still around, so scratch the part about a missing alcoholic.
They've replaced the wino with a traumatic brain injury victim.

This entire thread needs to be stuffed back into the clown car and pushed off a very tall cliff.

OH WAIT!
Don't push it off the cliff just yet...

<ahem>

Carry on.

Shut yer mouth Minion!!! The wee data collector running back to the ghey OYSTER with all the goodies from the only show in town! Yes you're the new homo cocksucker data collector machine ultra fahget8000!

EDIT; You tried to sook me off straight away ultra fahget8000

 

[Garraty_47]

This guy gives off a similar unmistakable whiff of pompous high falutin snootiness that you are well known for.

For fuck's sake, just because I don't dumb down my posts or sprinkle random "UR teh ghey!" nonsense over them doesn't make me pompous. Not even the fact that I'm so much better at this stuff than the average lump knuckling out the URL of a new scat GIF makes me pompous.

I am, in point of fact, not pompous.

If a vocabulary and a willingness to put a little effort into a post is what you call 'pomposity' there's not a thing I can do for you, kid. Just fucking suffer and I hope it *really* hurts.

 

[Master]

Omg I liked a Vitty post.

(Looks at the sky)

 

[Adam Hitler]

So you don't like being called "pompous"?

Duly noted.