A tale of two heifers. The "cease and desist" edition. M**d.

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A wise man grabs the popcorn, sits back and hopes to see the panties fly!
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Normally I'd say that I too enjoy a good chick fight hoping to see a tit pop out here or there

But in Oak's case I have to decline such grotesque material.

I'd prefer not to see anything which resembles a clairvoyant mutant straight out of Total recall pop out of her girdle

ugh... I Have to go bleach my brain now
 
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So today for breakfast me and Squish had oatmeal.....which is not something we eat a lot of. But this morning we decided oatmeal was the way to go.

For lunch Squish wanted spaghetti so I warmed up left over spaghetti. She also had a banana and strawberries.

My 17 year old eats what she wants when she wants. I think she had cereal and made a smoothie. I just asked her if she was hungry and she asked when the pie was gonna be ready.

No one is hungry over here. My one kid asked if I terrorizing people on the internet again and laughed. Last night her and I took on a wave of Tate cultists on Twitter and that was interesting.

She did NOT troll grown men for dick pics like she did in Murds warped imagination though.

Fucking hell I would punch her in her fucking mouth if she ever said that shit about my daughter in person.

We are all back in the house now btw. Big kid is on the PC playing roblox and Squish is right next to me spawning and slaughtering rabbits in Minecraft. She legit made a pit in the ground and has little Minecraft rabbits all in it.

Update for safety reasons.
 
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Normally I'd say that I too enjoy a good chick fight hoping to see a tit pop out here or there

But in Oak's case I have to decline such grotesque material.

I'd prefer not to see anything which resembles a clairvoyant mutant straight out of Total recall pop out of her girdle

ugh... I Have to go bleach my brain now

Just look at me.

I'm not your sister :D
 

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What's this? day 12,689 of pig Oak getting dragged by all the people across various continents, forums and walks of life who don't like her because she's smart, easy going and fun to be around?
 

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Oh the 12 hour time differential makes no difference to that diseased pig.

you are to remain vigilant at her defense AT ALL TIMES.. personal life be damned
For me the forums have always been a place to socialise and shoot the shit…it was never a place to be taken so seriously. Have a troll, have a laugh, laugh at yourself…particularly the morning after the night before! And then snap back to reality…

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For me the forums have always been a place to socialise and shoot the shit…it was never a place to be taken so seriously. Have a troll, have a laugh, laugh at yourself…particularly the morning after the night before! And then snap back to reality…

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exactly.

I enjoy the flaming and trolling myself

but pig apparently comes here to make the kinds of associations she cannot foster in real life because she's loathsome
 
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I love that about you when you talk about how great a mom you are....lmfao

I'm just talking about our day.

That's YOU inserting this toxic crap into that I'm talking about what a "great mother" I am because you are full of hate.

I dont give a single speck of shit what some progressive psychopath in CA thinks of my parenting. You are so rotten you support medical abuse of minors, schools pushing gender ideology and a whole bunch of damaging mess.

As far as I'm concerned if you and Murd think I'm a terrible that means I'm doing good.

And I have great relationship with my daughters where they know they can tell me everything. Like when something happens to them while they are using their liberties and learning life.

You and fuckhead Murd are so bent up on appearances I cringe to think of what your families go through dealing with you. Walking on eggshells and being made to feel like shit about themselves if they do or say something you guys dont like.

Just sad. With you plastered here having so much negativity and problems with strangers all because you have control issues....thank fuck we dont have to deal with you in person. God speed to your "loved ones".
 

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I'm just talking about our day.

That's YOU inserting this toxic crap into that I'm talking about what a "great mother" I am because you are full of hate.

I dont give a single speck of shit what some progressive psychopath in CA thinks of my parenting. You are so rotten you support medical abuse of minors, schools pushing gender ideology and a whole bunch of damaging mess.

As far as I'm concerned if you and Murd think I'm a terrible that means I'm doing good.

And I have great relationship with my daughters where they know they can tell me everything. Like when something happens to them while they are using their liberties and learning life.

You and fuckhead Murd are so bent up on appearances I cringe to think of what your families go through dealing with you. Walking on eggshells and being made to feel like shit about themselves if they do or say something you guys dont like.

Just sad.

Lotz of WERDZ from the person that doesn't CAREZ.


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NO going to bed. Ever.
Funny enough I used to get the same angry PMs

Usually around 2:00am EST which would be 11:00pm angry hogbeast time.

And they'd chastise me for daring to go to sleep as she was in the middle of making everyone on the forum love her yet again due to her compelling personality

And I'd think to myself, I have a fucking job I must tend to the next morning you cancerous fucking bovine! Of course, at this point I was attempting to be civil and just ignored it instead of disclosing how I really felt.

Well that certainly didn't help any because despite changing my status to hidden that pig was like the Mexican version of Santa Clause -- she knew when you were online and knew when you were not.. so respond to her god damn personal messages for goodness sake before she blows a snot.

ugh... those were such dark times and I'm so glad to not be a forum owner anymore.

Bastard Factory can have it.. better him than me.
 
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Lotz of WERDZ from the person that doesn't CAREZ.


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^^ Case in point.

If your ass is like this here, God help those poor bastards who have to live with you.

I view my existence as a public service. You are sat down at a PC hitting refresh all emotionally engaged enough to give that man a break lol.
 

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^^ Case in point.

If your ass is like this here, God help those poor bastards who have to live with you.

I view my existence as a public service. You are sat down at a PC hitting refresh all emotionally engaged enough to give that man a break lol.
It's a saintly cause
 
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Funny enough I used to get the same angry PMs

Usually around 2:00am EST which would be 11:00pm angry hogbeast time.

And they'd chastise me for daring to go to sleep as she was in the middle of making everyone on the forum love her yet again due to her compelling personality

And I'd think to myself, I have a fucking job I must tend to the next morning you cancerous fucking bovine! Of course, at this point I was attempting to be civil and just ignored it instead of disclosing how I really felt.

Well that certainly didn't help any because despite changing my status to hidden that pig was like the Mexican version of Santa Clause -- she knew when you were online and knew when you were not.. so respond to her god damn personal messages for goodness sake before she blows a snot.

ugh... those were such dark times and I'm so glad to not be a forum owner anymore.

Bastard Factory can have it.. better him than me.

It's ridiculous.

Who the fuck cares about this shit? The fucking day I start texting bombing you in the middle of the night and it's about forum drama please call my husband so he can get me assessed.

No joke lol.
 

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^^ Case in point.

If your ass is like this here, God help those poor bastards who have to live with you.

I view my existence as a public service. You are sat down at a PC hitting refresh all emotionally engaged enough to give that man a break lol.

My man can walk out the door anytime he wants. In our 10th year and he's chosen not to...hmmm, wonder why that might be?
 

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a chop of fat Oak in full Santa Clause get up if you will?


lolz
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So, you two weren't fighting long before she and I buried the hatchet?

No revisionism and lying out of you. God forbid.
You didn't bury the hatchet, you're just storing it beneath one of your fat rolls as it is convenient to do so for now.
 

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It's ridiculous.

Who the fuck cares about this shit? The fucking day I start texting bombing you in the middle of the night and it's about forum drama please call my husband so he can get me assessed.

No joke lol.

He's not qualified. He met you in rehab. Not smart enough to know, she's like me...wonder where this can go?
 
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He's not qualified. He met you in rehab. Not smart enough to know, she's like me...wonder where this can go?

Oak I didnt meet my husband in rehab.

Lol!

Also I'll be the judge on how qualified he is to deal with me.....thanks. He doesnt need any help here. We got this! Lol
 

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It's ridiculous.

Who the fuck cares about this shit? The fucking day I start texting bombing you in the middle of the night and it's about forum drama please call my husband so he can get me assessed.

No joke lol.
Saying

Bonesaw knows my plight. I mean she attempted to make contact him by every method conceivable ie global positioning, special forces operatives for hire, the burger king hamburger distress signal in the night sky etc etc when the details of how she flew right of the handle and went shit house nuts because we promoted lotusbud to moderator. At a message board 20 people visited.

Legend has it that she may not have even finished composing the first angry email to him as her feet were already busy composing the subsequent ones.

this person is truly insane and far too vested in this shit for her own good
 
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Maybe, maybe not. However, he knew you were a junkie and decided you were the best person for him.

He must have been using.

He took me to rehab. Moved close to the program and stayed with me the entire time.

For the first 9 months of our marriage we didnt even live togther because I was doing my year in house. But he was there to have dinner with me every night. Never pressured me to leave to be with him. He rearranged HIS life to be close to and support me. Ten years later he doesnt regret it.

I'm so sure that you are the ultimate judge on who is best for whom, though. Arent you? A strange man that you have ripped on but you know more about what's best for everyone and since he doesnt view me the way you do, he must be faulty, right?

Because it's never YOU, is it?

Keep being you, Oink. Lulz.
 

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How could he not? He is an attorney, he knows that we have no legal ties.
oh yeah that's right he's an attorney lmao -- busy writing cease and desist letters to all the mean people online calling you fat :LOL3: