Adopt -A- n00b

Wow, like you've totally exposed me
omg yeah we gotcha ...
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you are the kiddo left fromright in the middle and back to the middle and left, right to none in the photo ...
 
Where's my foster parent?
and mine? I need a handsome hunk :rightON:
I fit that bill...and as an added bonus, we can discuss religion as nobody knows religion that man created like me...


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are you a handsome hunk?
Well yes as a matter of fact. Good looks, muscles and a jawline that is the envy of many a man. Some say my masculine jawline is distinctly Aryan. I just chuckle and say, “oh stop it!”
Lol

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APPROVED!

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For a few hours, a couple times a month, you too can give an introvert the invaluable gift of your guidance. By simply changing their perspective of what this board can offer, you can literally start changing their online life. Play a thread game. Make fun memes. Hit the Erotica forum together.

We have n00bs ready and waiting to be matched with a role model.

Coming Soon:
Drive Thru Adoptions.
 
I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
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Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
 
I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
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Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Don't go!

I can be your mentor? Would you like that?
 
I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
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Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Don't go!

I can be your mentor? Would you like that?

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I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Don't go!

I can be your mentor? Would you like that?

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*BOOM*

-sorry Max lol
 
I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
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Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Buh bye Satan..
Lulz
 
I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Don't go!

I can be your mentor? Would you like that?

tumblr_ndse4dye7H1shg5ito1_500.gif
*BOOM*

-sorry Max lol
No need to excuse to me when @Aryan Emperor posts a picture of himself in the wrong thread.... Or did you set him up? :devil1:
You did, didn't you? That's why you are uxcusing yourself.... Naughty boy! :LOL2: He looks like an ass by the way, so no worries. I'm not mad :smile:
 
How do I close my account?

Are you sure you want to do this?
Not yet

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
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Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Don't go!

I can be your mentor? Would you like that?
PM me with a few good reasons and I might choose you
 
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I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:
are you a handsome hunk?
Sure
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


Are you sure? :LOL2:
Another freak. I asked for a handsome hunk
Pipe down noob or you'll be back in the basement :ThumbsUp2:
How do I close my account? You will not be my mentor!
Don't go!

I can be your mentor? Would you like that?
PM me with a few good reasons and I might choose you
I will! I am very good mentor. Trust me :)

I'm your boss now muhuuhaaahaaahaaaaa! :EvilOne:
I've heard otherwise....
 
I'm your boss now muhuuhaaahaaahaaaaa! :EvilOne:
I've heard otherwise....
Post a pic of yourself bahahahahaaaa
Why? You need something to jerk off on? I will not provide myself for this....

and stop looking at my avatar! Hands off!
I mean surely if you're as handsome as you claim you'd be all over it... I posted an old pic of me on that other thread, did I not?