Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

Ask the little gal. She’s 53, and 5’3” How creepy is it to live on a box Reggie?
I never had the pleasure of meeting her.

So, were you bragging to her when she was around online? Telling her about your Costa Rican luxury compound and poasting years old photos of a younger you surfing and telling creepy stories about the little orphan children you had about the place tending to the bromeliads?
 
I never had the pleasure of meeting her.

So, were you bragging to her when she was around online? Telling her about your Costa Rican luxury compound and poasting years old photos of a younger you surfing and telling creepy stories about the little orphan children you had about the place tending to the bromeliads?
Want to see photos Reggie? How about my yacht? I’m just not a broke loser with expectations. I never lie
 
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Want to see photos Reggie? How about my yacht? I’m just not a broke loser with expectations. I never lie
Nah. We've all seen your photos, Slopes. No need to poast them again. Your boat is really nice. But let's get back to those orphans. Did your stories about the orphans really creep out this DD girl?
 
Nah. We've all seen your photos, Slopes. No need to poast them again. Your boat is really nice. But let's get back to those orphans. Did your stories about the orphans really creep out this DD girl?
What orphans Reggie? The Catholic Church cares for them in Costa Rica. Sometimes families adopt them. Why are you so interested? DD is Frood amigo. Happy to tune you into this fact as well.
 
What orphans Reggie? The Catholic Church cares for them in Costa Rica. Sometimes families adopt them. Why are you so interested? DD is Frood amigo. Happy to tune you into this fact as well.
You seem to know a lot about the Orphan Trade in Costa Rica. Are you saying the Catholic Church is somehow involved?
 
Seaboobs had to flee Costa Rica because his candyvan was tagged by a task force... true fact.
Well, there was a downturn in the Orphan Trade once Trump closed off the border. It's probably a total coincidence that's the same time SlopeySeamajor came back home to California.
 
Im starting to understand your envy. Ive Lived such an exciting life. Sorry, maybe y’all should have tried harder.