I am the greatest Woman Whispering Woomaster (aka Woobacca) known to message boards the world over and I'm pleased to make all your acquaintances. I enjoy saltine crackers, long walks to hidden shacks in steel toed work boots and flannel shirts, and applying cable ties to things.
Women absolutely adore me once they get to know me, for some peculiar reason.
I'm in my forties and have all my teeth including some extras I've picked up along the way which I keep in a small leather pouch on a chain around my neck and use for the occasional game of chess with myself.
I've begun to tabulate a list of eligible ladies here for Woo Factor and will be conducting intensive interviews to decide on the three luckiest women over the coming weeks and months.