Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

[Seamajor]

Hey sewage ... do you at least sedate the kids before you rape them?

You uneducated bastard. There are so many half naked Latinas here with rich ex husbands here. You know, like you once were. Why would I bother with snot nose kids, like the boys you live with. As I recall, you hate women. Except maw. Goofy numb nuts. Find a job yet?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey sewage ... do you at least sedate the kids before you rape them?

You uneducated bastard. There are so many half naked Latinas here with rich ex husbands here. You know, like you once were. Why would I bother with snot nose kids, like the boys you live with. As I recall, you hate women. Except maw. Goofy numb nuts. Find a job yet?

Don't go hurting those children now that I triggered you PedoMajor :LMAO2:

 

[Frood]

Poor Seaboobs... so many kids, so little fiddle energy when you're over 80...

 

[Q]

There are so many half naked Latinas here with rich ex husbands here

Where is that?! I need some pictures and a location.

 

[Seamajor]

Poor Seaboobs... so many kids, so little fiddle energy when you're over 80...

Best to stick with what you’re good at Dinky Dianna. Frank, your 5 kids and those vagina stitches makes a wonderful saga

 

[Seamajor]

There are so many half naked Latinas here with rich ex husbands here

Where is that?! I need some pictures and a location.

Julia lives down the street. Loves Tequila and good weed. She gets 5 Gs a month from her ex

 

[Q]

There are so many half naked Latinas here with rich ex husbands here

Where is that?! I need some pictures and a location.

Julia lives down the street. Loves Tequila and good weed. She gets 5 Gs a month from her ex

Is that her? :Lovin1:

 

[TheHaze]

Julia gives me a boner and all we need now is for her to hold up a BF sign or better yet with you and her together - - - - - -

PS - Is Julia a hooker ?

 

[Q]

PS - Is Julia a hooker ?

Probably

 

[The Scoundrel]

Freud. You're a couch dweling Pissed up Aussie. Wanker

 

[Frood]

Freud. You're a couch dweling Pissed up Aussie. Wanker

Yeah....nah...

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Julia gives me a boner and all we need now is for her to hold up a BF sign or better yet with you and her together - - - - - -

PS - Is Julia a hooker ?

She deffinately rezzembles a hooer.

 

[sadaaronrockmunkey]

Woo is synonymous with foo’. Nuff said. End it, cretin.

 

[Frood]

a nuff just said ^^^

 

[Blurt]

Freud still in jail?

Bad psychologist! Bad psychologist! License revoked!

Toucan Geezer foot the bill?

I follow that!

 

[Kitty Zhang]

Anyone else tell friend about tis place yet?

 

[Seamajor]

I am the greatest Woman Whispering Woomaster (aka Woobacca) known to message boards the world over and I'm pleased to make all your acquaintances. I enjoy saltine crackers, long walks to hidden shacks in steel toed work boots and flannel shirts, and applying cable ties to things.

Women absolutely adore me once they get to know me, for some peculiar reason.

I'm in my forties and have all my teeth including some extras I've picked up along the way which I keep in a small leather pouch on a chain around my neck and use for the occasional game of chess with myself.

I've begun to tabulate a list of eligible ladies here for Woo Factor and will be conducting intensive interviews to decide on the three luckiest women over the coming weeks and months.

Morning DD

 

[Herman]

I've never claimed to be a feminist. Nor am I addicted to selfies. And, if I had furry toes, you can be damned sure that I'd have taken care of that years ago... so I'm not sure who you're visualising in your warped brain, but it certainly isn't me. I'm happy to be placed on your anti-Woo list. I put myself there before you even started.

Hadda roommate with furry toes, some kinda hormone deficiency.

 

[Seamajor]

Hadda roommate with furry toes, some kinda hormone deficiency.

Your mail order bride? How exciting.