Anyone ever troll a scammer on the phone?

[Lily]

I swear these people have a database of seniors. I was with my mom this summer when she was getting scammer after scammer calling her.

I trolled a guy until I made him hang up on me. But not before making him get so worked up he cursed me out. Now, I kind of wish they'd call me.

 

[realgrimm]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

 

[Lily]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

 

[realgrimm]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

Haha I had mine talking gel hair ratio and how much is to much for hair stiffness..

 

[Lily]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

Haha I had mine talking gel hair ratio and how much is to much for hair stiffness..

I want it to stay firm and yet, have all the natural movement...

 

[realgrimm]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

Haha I had mine talking gel hair ratio and how much is to much for hair stiffness..

I want it to stay firm and yet, have all the natural movement...

Yup and dont forget gels come in a numbered chart.. I save that for when they start talking numbers.. haha the longer the better keeps em from scamming others

 

[Blurt]

Never trolled a scammer over the phone, no.

I'm a big fan of this guy, Scammer Payback, though. He's especially fun when he has scammers begging for their files back (which Scammer Payback has been deleting from their computers in the background while he was on the phone with them).

 

[Jeannie]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

Haha I had mine talking gel hair ratio and how much is to much for hair stiffness..

I want it to stay firm and yet, have all the natural movement...

its physically impossible 2 have your cake and eat it too

i drive with the cap off my jeep and get knots galore, conditioner helps

 

[Lily]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

Haha I had mine talking gel hair ratio and how much is to much for hair stiffness..

I want it to stay firm and yet, have all the natural movement...

Yup and dont forget gels come in a numbered chart.. I save that for when they start talking numbers.. haha the longer the better keeps em from scamming others

This guy turned out to be Nigerian. And well, I only found that out because when he told me he had a big dick and didn't need viagra...I said "Impossible, you're Indian. Everyone knows Indians don't have big dicks." He then said he was not Indian, but Nigerian. Then I said, "Oh sir, I can't in good conscience sell this to you because you have AIDS" He screamed about not having AIDS and I said "Everyone knows that everyone in Africa has AIDS".

That is when he finally hung up after telling me to go fuck myself. ROFLMAO

I knew I was saying fucked up shit, but he's one of these guys that scams seniors, fuck him. My mom has been ripped off and we've had to work with her credit card companies to get her accounts cleaned up.

 

[Lily]

Yup.. I just act real confused and talk about stoopid shit like hairstyles

I told this guy that before I would listen to his sales pitch that I had a product to present to him. He was so pissed that I talked about erectile dysfunction and that I could get him Viagra with no prescription. That was only the beginning.

Haha I had mine talking gel hair ratio and how much is to much for hair stiffness..

I want it to stay firm and yet, have all the natural movement...

its physically impossible 2 have your cake and eat it too

i drive with the cap off my jeep and get knots galore, conditioner helps

That was me joking about what you could say on to a scammer. My hair only looks great when I come out of the salon and an expert has fussed with it.

 

[realgrimm]

Thats alot of work I rather just tell them they got my food order wrong

 

[Lily]

Thats alot of work I rather just tell them they got my food order wrong

It's not work when you're being entertained. I was entertained. I also taught her how to block unwanted phone numbers on her phone.

 

[realgrimm]

Thats alot of work I rather just tell them they got my food order wrong

It's not work when you're being entertained. I was entertained. I also taught her how to block unwanted phone numbers on her phone.

I also like to place the food orders when Im at friends places then leave crazy name as customer.. Company stores the info.. haha last name I used was Dr Feelgood

 

[realgrimm]

Waiting til the junk mail comes in

 

[Big Sexy]

They call me from India with an accent, tell me their name is David and here to help me with my Medicare?

 

[Garraty_47]

I've given a few the run-around until they start cursing and calling me names.

Mostly the fake Microsoft "Help Desk" idiots who have "detected unusual activity" from my computer.

They're the easiest to get going and explode the loudest when they figure out you're only fucking with them.

 

[Admin.]

I've given a few the run-around until they start cursing and calling me names.

Mostly the fake Microsoft "Help Desk" idiots who have "detected unusual activity" from my computer.

They're the easiest to get going and explode the loudest when they figure out you're only fucking with them.

Ive given them and the car warranty goons, my runaround "Please hold on, I'm going to run into my bedroom and grab my wallet, please hold on!......................................"I can't find it, maybe it's out in my car, BRB!"

 

[Admin.]

Ive given them and the car warranty goons, my runaround "Please hold on, I'm going to run into my bedroom and grab my wallet, please hold on!......................................"I can't find it, maybe it's out in my car, BRB!"

"2nd thought I am not sure if I want to put this on my CC payday isn't until next Monday, do you guys offer a financial management plan?"

 

[Omnipotent]

I kept asking for their phone number so I can ring back... it eventually makes them hang up....lol...

Another trick is to turn the phone over and walk off, that way the person talks to the chair and talks themself out.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Murdy]

Oooh the nostalgia… my bestie was over and we decided to start crank calling after we finished our homework. I remember she went first and we laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

When the person answered, she announced in a heavy Indian accent (think Apu from the Simpsons) that she was calling from the Richard Gere Gerbil Factory. They didn’t know was a gerbil was… and she kept yelling into the phone “it is a little furry animal!”

Good times.

 

[X]

This is a hobby of mine
I fuck with the Habinders alllll the time LOL
microsoft is a fav as well, I act all panicked Oh noes .. they tell me what to punch in and than they ask what do I see and I say a message thats says your mother sucks black dick LOL last dood says NO YUO MOTHER and hung up lololol good times