As your new moderator I have a few things to say.

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Cookius Monstarius

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I never said you were jack when it comes to plagiarism, relax.

I just asked a question.

Sheesh.
Nice try slaphead. You asked 3 questions. As they answered the previous question they are retorical,

"The term "retorical" is a
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Now get on with that goddanged pm flunky!
 

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Nice try slaphead. You asked 3 questions. As they answered the previous question they are retorical,

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Now get on with that goddanged pm flunky!

That may be so, but I am tidying up my image, so I needed to make it known that I was just asking you a question, not calling you a hack; like you truly are.
 
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That may be so, but I am tidying up my image, so I needed to make it known that I was just asking you a question, not calling you a hack; like you truly are.
If my luck runs out big time and I have the misfortune of ever meeting you I'm putting you in a collar. And a muzzle after calling the local dog pound for back up. Yea I like a challenge flunky.
 

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If my luck runs out big time and I have the misfortune of ever meeting you I'm putting you in a collar. And a muzzle after calling the local dog pound for back up. Yea I like a challenge flunky.

Then you woke up out of your 43 day coma.

First off, if we ever do run into each other, I'll know one of two things happend:

1). Aryan was right and I am fucking nuts, as I'd be sharing a room with you and Dove at some downtown battered womens shelter.

2). I have died, and have the unfortunate pleasure of laying dead in the morgue as you come by with your trusty mop and bucket and a hard on for dead women.
 

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Oh wow, if I knew you were gonna cry I’d have just accepted the original in Tardanese
 

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TearZZXzzzzz .. confirmded ^^^^

:LOL:

Hey man, you ever get that speech impediment fiXed LOL
 

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It's a tumor. He's not a mod.

eta: The least you could do is bring him a new box of crayons and a coloring book.
 

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After talks with @Bastard Factory he has agreed to these propositions.

You will all pm the answers to the following questions to me or you will be banned in a week.

1 What have you contributed to this forum in the last week?
17^Blueberries.
2 Explain why you shouldn't be banned.
One green thumbtack, lightly used, and a certified pre-owned dwarf.
3 When was the last time you experienced same sex sexual arousal?
Take a right at the next intersection, then keep going until you see the people throwing old ladies onto a bonfire.
 

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At least he tries, I'll give him an A for effort, something that had been seriously lacking around here.
 

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Perhaps, but at least he tries.

That's more than I can say for most of the cretins out here.
 

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He is still living Circa 2009, surrounded by talentless fluffers all desperate to be on the "right" team. Humour and entertaining posts don't work like that.

Shut up, dicklips.

I didn't ask you to queef on demand.
 
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17^Blueberries.

One green thumbtack, lightly used, and a certified pre-owned dwarf.

Take a right at the next intersection, then keep going until you see the people throwing old ladies onto a bonfire.

Good reply, I will be needing an enforcers when no marks have their usernames changed to things like Drone 24 or avatar changed to a picture of Shirley Temple.

My answers

1 What have you contributed to this forum in the last week?
My posts are like a hybrid of the baby in the sun on the Teletubbies and a thermo nuclear detonation, nuff said.

2 Explain why you shouldn't be banned.
Nigger I can do a backflip over the event horizon, there is no shit that can stop me!!!

3 When was the last time you experienced same sex sexual arousal?
When I looked in the bathroom mirror this morning, obviously! Duh!