Blandscape is a racist albino fuckhead

[Blandscape]

I despise Cameron, I'm only here to post after every single post he makes just to ensure he know's how much I think he's "boring".

Who the fuck is Cameron?

You were supposed to just chill and listen to the song, you fucking doofus.

Not whine about where my pussy has been and start blathering about a nonce named Cameron. Fuck.

You don't have a pussy, you have a Public Pubic Library, that any ol' twat can withdraw from.

Is that why all these random people always ask if they check between my legs?

Damn. It all makes sense now.

And you always oblige.

 

[Blandscape]

This is a thread that demands a degree of nonce, nonce.

Wait you mean nuance?

Nope.

 

[Dove]

Say something witty.

Give me a few minutes.

I'm giving your dad directions :D

 

[Blandscape]

If boring is all you have, let's get Flea back in here.

 

[Blandscape]

Say something witty.

Give me a few minutes.

I'm giving your dad directions :D

Gid, that ensures he is not back home to your mums before I leave.

 

[Blandscape]

Not at All Aryan seems quite chirpy today.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

 

[Blandscape]

He was a bit down for a while.

 

[Dove]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Yeah, yeah, another drug reference, boring and fings like dat.

Even off my tits I make a cunt of ye. I enjoy that about me.

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Could be worse, we could be English, that green and flat land.

 

[Blandscape]

I like England, it's full of English, and hopelessness, gonorrhea and at least two surviving members of The Beatles.

 

[Dove]

If boring is all you have, let's get Flea back in here.

All I have today is Type O, coffee and cleaning to do. 3 people have been sick the past few days(no chinese aids)

Maybe this one is more for you today :D

 

[Adam Hitler]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Trust me, it's horrible. There are some beauty spots of course, but inland where the Jock population is, it's largely one big run down council estate full of junkies and other low lives.

Never been to Ireland so can't say. Last I heard they were getting a dose of "diversity" like England has for the last couple of decades and it wasn't going well.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm not suggesting that the last two surviving members of the Beatles have gonorrhea, just that they probably have had it in the past. It's airborne there don't ye know.

 

[Dove]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Could be worse, we could be English, that green and flat land.

I hear its rainy and overcast over there most of the time.

 

[Blandscape]

If boring is all you have, let's get Flea back in here.

All I have today is Type O, coffee and cleaning to do. 3 people have been sick the past few days(no chinese aids)

Maybe this one is more for you today :D

Still training to be a nurse I see.

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Could be worse, we could be English, that green and flat land.

I hear its rainy and overcast over there most of the time.

Just experienced what I have never seen in my lifetime, 2 days of successive sunshine.

 

[Blandscape]

Fucking Climate Change.

 

[Dove]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Trust me, it's horrible. There are some beauty spots of course, but inland where the Jock population is, it's largely one big run down council estate full of junkies and other low lives.

Never been to Ireland so can't say. Last I heard they were getting a dose of "diversity" like England has for the last couple of decades and it wasn't going well.

My grandmother would tell me Ireland was the most beautiful place on Earth.

Her and her sister used to speak Gaelic to eachother when they didnt want people to understand them. They told me it was thier specail "sister language"......drove me nuts lol.

Now it's just my favorite foreign language....even if its dying like Latin.

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Trust me, it's horrible. There are some beauty spots of course, but inland where the Jock population is, it's largely one big run down council estate full of junkies and other low lives.

Never been to Ireland so can't say. Last I heard they were getting a dose of "diversity" like England has for the last couple of decades and it wasn't going well.

When were you ever able to afford a train ticket to visit anywhere?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Yeah, yeah, another drug reference, boring and fings like dat.

Even off my tits I make a cunt of ye. I enjoy that about me.

It's ok, I don't judge. I know that it can't have been easy for you, given your unfortunate place of birth.

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Trust me, it's horrible. There are some beauty spots of course, but inland where the Jock population is, it's largely one big run down council estate full of junkies and other low lives.

Never been to Ireland so can't say. Last I heard they were getting a dose of "diversity" like England has for the last couple of decades and it wasn't going well.

My grandmother would tell me Ireland was the most beautiful place on Earth.

Her and her sister used to speak Gaelic to eachother when they want people to understand them. They told me it was thier specail "sister language"......drove me nuts lol.

Now it's just my favorite foreign language....even if its dying like Latin.

Irelands pretty nice, but the West coast of Scotland. Stunning.

 

[Dove]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Could be worse, we could be English, that green and flat land.

I hear its rainy and overcast over there most of the time.

Just experienced what I have never seen in my lifetime, 2 days of successive sunshine.

Do you guys take enough vitamin D for that?

I get seasonal depression every year when fall begins to turn into the first weeks of winter, and MI gets so overcast. I take a liquid vit D supplement and it really helps A LOT.

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Yeah, yeah, another drug reference, boring and fings like dat.

Even off my tits I make a cunt of ye. I enjoy that about me.

It's ok, I don't judge. I know that it can't have been easy for you, given your unfortunate place of birth.

What, in the same country as you? Go self harm somewhere else laddie.

 

[Blandscape]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Could be worse, we could be English, that green and flat land.

I hear its rainy and overcast over there most of the time.

Just experienced what I have never seen in my lifetime, 2 days of successive sunshine.

Do you guys take enough vitamin D for that?

I get seasonal depression every year when fall begins to turn into the first weeks of winter, and MI gets so overcast. I take a liquid vit D supplement and it really helps A LOT.

Well SAD does seem to effect those around me more than me. I cheer up when it's pissing down.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Trust me, it's horrible. There are some beauty spots of course, but inland where the Jock population is, it's largely one big run down council estate full of junkies and other low lives.

Never been to Ireland so can't say. Last I heard they were getting a dose of "diversity" like England has for the last couple of decades and it wasn't going well.

My grandmother would tell me Ireland was the most beautiful place on Earth.

Her and her sister used to speak Gaelic to eachother when they want people to understand them. They told me it was thier specail "sister language"......drove me nuts lol.

Now it's just my favorite foreign language....even if its dying like Latin.

It's a bit fucked there what with the Catholic/Protestant feud. It's essentially the white equivalent of the Israel/Palestine saga, just with less nukes and neither side receiving support from the US. Lol

 

[Dove]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Seriously? It looks so beautiful.

So it really did fall from Braveheart to Trainspotting?

How is Ireland....the place of my ancestors? Would I be sad?

Trust me, it's horrible. There are some beauty spots of course, but inland where the Jock population is, it's largely one big run down council estate full of junkies and other low lives.

Never been to Ireland so can't say. Last I heard they were getting a dose of "diversity" like England has for the last couple of decades and it wasn't going well.

My grandmother would tell me Ireland was the most beautiful place on Earth.

Her and her sister used to speak Gaelic to eachother when they want people to understand them. They told me it was thier specail "sister language"......drove me nuts lol.

Now it's just my favorite foreign language....even if its dying like Latin.

It's a bit fucked there what with the Catholic/Protestant feud. It's essentially the white equivalent of the Israel/Palestine saga, just with less nukes and neither side receiving support from the US. Lol

That's STILL going on?

Hahahaha good grief. They should just agree to disagree.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You just cant help yourself. If only you had the nonce and the knowhow to back up while you clusterfuck every post you make.

Isnt a "nonce" some UK slang for PLEASE ASS BOX ME!?

Yes...

Well UK isn't Scotland, and it has bi meaning here. Just like Aryan does.

Well then explain the other meaning.

If you ever visited Scotland you'd be back on the gear the moment you set foot in the country, it's one grey, grim, depressing, poverty-stricken shithole.....

The sun literally never shines there, even in August. Kids start smoking smack from the age of 12, no doubt Bitchscape developed a habit before becoming a teenager.

Yeah, yeah, another drug reference, boring and fings like dat.

Even off my tits I make a cunt of ye. I enjoy that about me.

It's ok, I don't judge. I know that it can't have been easy for you, given your unfortunate place of birth.

What, in the same country as you? Go self harm somewhere else laddie.

I'm English, you're not. Cope harder, Angus.

 

[Aylana]

If boring is all you have, let's get Flea back in here.