Caffiene Is My Friend ...And I Love Her ...

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[] C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e []-[] I Love You []

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

You always wake me from my dream

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

And now I can't remember my dream theme

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I cannot give you up

Just one more cup

Your taste is so sweet

You can never be beat

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I think about you in my sleep

Why are you so very cheap

Don't treat me bad because you can

I think I need a plan

To stop loving you ...

But what can I do ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

Please help me out

And use your clout

I will never love you again

Because of all the brain pain ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

Let's talk about this

I want to give you a miss

Don't you understand

That you are now banned ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

 

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[] A Day In The Week []

Monday's - I feel sad ...

Tuesday's - I feel bad ...

Wednesday's - I'm feeling rather hazy ...

Thursday's - I can be a bit lazy ...

Friday's - I feel like it's all new ...

Saturday's - I just haven't a clue ...

Saturday Night - What will I do ...

Sunday's - I feel like the time just flew ...


... let's start it all again ...
... don't let it be a drain ...
... so when the days go by ...
... look straight up at the sky ...
[] ... and say life is not a lie ... []

 

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[] A Rainy Day [] a pickup line []

she was standing in the rain
and she wasn't being a pain
of this I know
so I said, 'hello' ...

I looked around
to see what I'd found
she was totally perfectly sound
and she did not even confound ...

... it was love ...
... it was true love ...
... it was true ...
... this I knew ...

... it was a hook-up ...
... she was a pin up ....
… I need to shape up ...
… please don't balls this up ...

this I found out
there is no doubt
and I'm gunna shout
'would you like to go out' ...

she said 'no way'
without any delay
so I did not stay
for another day ...

I was amazed
I was in a bit of haze
the sky had turned grey
that's all I'm gunna say
I can live for another day
and I won't turn this into a cliché ...

This Is The End ... touché ...

 

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[] the beginning of the end []

won't you come along with me

and you will be able to see

climate change is here to stay

it will be with us night and day

we did not heed the advice

and now we will pay the price

floods droughts cold and heat

it will be right there in your street

it's now too late to make a change

the statistics are out of our range

our politicians were lying

and now people are dying

what message does this send

or are we at the end ...

[] the end []​

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

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[] In The Mirror []

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The first time I saw you was in the mirror
Your look and your touch was far superior
I reached out to you to see if you were real
In the mirror I wanted to know just how you feel
In the mirror and as I only craved for your affection
In the mirror even though you were only a reflection


If I hold your hand tightly in the mirror
Every thing will seem so much clearer ...
I tripped I fell I don't know where you went
I don't know what happened, what you meant
The mirror broke into 100 pieces in my minds eye
I picked up the pieces to try and find out why
But you were in the mirror waving to me, bye bye.

I woke up from my dream sleep
My alarm was going beep beep
The mirror had being lying to me
This love was never meant to be
In the mirror ...

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In the mirror ... was it me ...

 

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[] i belong to the herd [] herd immunity []

everybody knows about the word ...

and that i'm a member of the herd ...

so now herd herd herd is the word ...

but you don't want to be too absurd ...

because this is not what is preferred ...

and that this has never been unheard ...

leave the herd before you get interred ...

... [] leave the herd [] ... [] leave the herd [] ...

... go ask fauchi ... i think he's the nerd ...

 

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[] God Save Our Clown []

God save our useless Clown...
Don't put the rest of us down...
And let us keep all your hand maidens ...
But don't give us any old trade-ins...
As we are so joyous now...
Let us be happy somehow...
And God will save your rear end...
And you can be our forever friend...

Then let us then drink your wine...
So this will give us a sign...
That you can reign over us...
Without any big fuss...
May you defend our laws...
And ever give us good cause...
So that we can sing...
God save your Ring.

[] the end of [] ...

 

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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

 

[realgrimm]