Callout Scoundrel

[Kirk]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

 

[Flynn]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

Picturing that in my mind, who do I feel sorry for?

 

[The Cuntess]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

They’re Vietnamese, you ninny

 

[Flynn]

I’ll judge

We have our first judge. Anyone else? Going once.

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

I think they were giving her ugly looks the minute she opened the door…

 

[Master Pu]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

Tuck does his own nails.

 

[Omnipotent]

Prowler and Regan...

I don't care... they're all going to choose the pommy goofball...

 

[Flynn]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

They’re Vietnamese, you ninny

That would primarily depend if there was a dog or cat roasting out back.

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

Picturing that in my mind, who do I feel sorry for?

The electric plug

 

[The Cuntess]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

I think they were giving her ugly looks the minute she opened the door…

They love me here. I tip good and don’t have nasty feets

 

[Flynn]

Prowler and Regan...

I don't care... they're all going to choose the pommy goofball...

Prowler and Regan. We are set! If you tards start making up new shit I'm taking the thread down...FOREVER!!

 

[The Cuntess]

These discussion threads are always the best part of matches

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

I think they were giving her ugly looks the minute she opened the door…

They love me here. I tip good and don’t have nasty feets

Define “tip good”

The BM’s mother thought 5 on 100 was a good tip until I enlighten her

 

[Master]

These discussion threads are always the best part of matches

Caskur can put out great content if she feels like it.

one killer post trumps an entire discussion thread

 

[The Cuntess]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

I think they were giving her ugly looks the minute she opened the door…

They love me here. I tip good and don’t have nasty feets

Define “tip good”

The BM’s mother thought 5 on 100 was a good tip until I enlighten her

15 on 55. That’s full on spa pedicure with gel color and eyebrows.

 

[Kirk]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

I’m almost positive you’re older than him, Tucky. Stfu

I'm fairly certain you're farting like a maniac at the nail salon, and the Korean proprietor is giving you ugly looks.

I think they were giving her ugly looks the minute she opened the door…

They love me here. I tip good and don’t have nasty feets

Define “tip good”

The BM’s mother thought 5 on 100 was a good tip until I enlighten her

15 on 55. That’s full on spa pedicure with gel color and eyebrows.

My gf got the wolverine claws after she saw my daughter with them.

I think it was 120, I gave the lady 200 and told her to keep the change and now whatever the fuck a “fill” is she does it for free.

I watch porn in the waiting area.

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Dumbzos prolly got a lifetime membership at make a wish

 

[The Scoundrel]

Okay. You two (Caskur and The Scoundel) you need to pick 3 judges. Go!

Judges? What the fuck have you been smoking?

 

[Flynn]

The stips are in the first post here although Scoundrel wants an exhibition match.

I no longer care... I can match under ANY circumstances so rack-em-up shorty!~

For the last fuckin time. 7 days. No run ins. Alternate posts.

Tits or GTFO

Oh. For. The love of God!!! You idiots. Tell me you two, do you have this much trouble putting your velcro orthopedic shoes on???

Well do you?

 

[Flynn]

Okay. You two (Caskur and The Scoundel) you need to pick 3 judges. Go!

Judges? What the fuck have you been smoking?

THAT'S IT!!!

You two nimrods make your own match thread and I'll pin it. Dealing with you two is like dealing with Archie and Edith Bunker.

Fuck both you bucketheads!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao at flynn doing a worse job than TWAP trying to point two drooling spastics in the same direction.

It's like a game of bumper morons in here

 

[Kirk]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Dumbzos prolly got a lifetime membership at make a wish

That explains why Flea is giving Deadzo "haha" emotes, the make a wish foundation paid her.

 

[Blurt]

Itps nog ood t ime fur jugs on a match sleep y drive.

(Damn, forgot to turn off my speech-to-Caskur app. Sorry.)

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Dumbzos prolly got a lifetime membership at make a wish

That explains why Flea is giving Deadzo "haha" emotes, the make a wish foundation paid her.

How else you think she can afford to go to salons?

 

[Master]

Deal with judges, Scoundrel.

Don’t be a fucking pussy

 

[The Cuntess]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Dumbzos prolly got a lifetime membership at make a wish

That explains why Flea is giving Deadzo "haha" emotes, the make a wish foundation paid her.

Stfu Poppy

 

[Master]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Dumbzos prolly got a lifetime membership at make a wish

That explains why Flea is giving Deadzo "haha" emotes, the make a wish foundation paid her.

Stfu Poppy

@Regan you gonna take this shit?

Scoundrel, there’s good judges. What is the ish?

 

[Kirk]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Dumbzos prolly got a lifetime membership at make a wish

That explains why Flea is giving Deadzo "haha" emotes, the make a wish foundation paid her.

How else you think she can afford to go to salons?

Her lips are rented out as a water slide.

She won't need an airbag in her automobile since her lips will suffice.

 

[The Cuntess]

Keep hating ho ass Poppy