Dearest Dove, my apologies...

[Mother Knows]

After learning that you reside in that blighted wasteland called Michigan, I now fully grasp the tragic courage on display when you make tepid compliments to any male withing earshot. You are most definitely manipulating stupid men like Biggie Smells, however I now understand that these compliments are nothing but a clever survival tactic that you've developed due to the fact that you live in a toxic hellhole. That would also explain your belief in Jesus Christ being the Son of God.

This is just you stiff upper-lipping your way through a horrible situation. You have my sympathy and my condolences.

 

[Frood]

Eat shit and die on your wall to wall wedged table, garden gnome.

 

[Mother Knows]

There are some people on this earth who find going outside and having a walk in their neighbourhood to be a harrowing and rather painful experience. These people haven't much going on upstairs and the very action of walking takes all the wattage that the congealed mutton-fat that they use for a brain can muster.

Inevitably, their forehead slams into a lamp post. Slightly annoyed at themselves, these people make nothing of it and continue on their merry way.

... only to slam forehead-first into yet another lamp pot.

... and another.

... and yet another.

People like this eventually make it home exhausted and near tears. People like this vow never to go outside again because it is simply too painful.


Frood is a person like this.

 

[Frood]

Yeah, nah....

You lobotomised trannie looking Buddha thing....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Didn’t Turdy always claim it was dove following her around?

Lmao


Give these ppl enough time. They show themselves

 

[Mother Knows]

Hey, Biggie Smells, who exactly is this Turdy and what has he - I mean, what have *I* done to you that you hate me so?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

notice how the alt immediately and instinctively assumes I am talking to her when I mention "turdy"

simpletons are just going to be simple folks.

Especially drunk and depressed ones

 

[Mother Knows]

Biggie Smells is clearly brain damaged. Must be why he gets on so well with the Frood.

 

[Frood]

Ok, Turdock...

Whatever you reckon.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Clearly, of course

but not drunk and miserable tho

and certainly never got tricked into sending a stranger met on a troll board 500 bucks to then never hear from them again

 

[Mother Knows]

Wow ... I sure am a weirdo...

 

[Dove]

notice how the alt immediately and instinctively assumes I am talking to her when I mention "turdy"

simpletons are just going to be simple folks.

Especially drunk and depressed ones

The dumb ass is calling Michigan a "blighted wasteland"

You think its smart enough to manage an effective alt?

She cant even change how she structures her posts. Probably doesnt even know what that means lulz.

 

[X]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The dumb ass is calling Michigan a "blighted wasteland"

You think its smart enough to manage an effective alt?

She cant even change how she structures her posts. Probably doesnt even know what that means lulz.

Probably the vodka talking

 

[Dove]

Here are some awesome pics of the beautiful blighted wasteland I get to spend everyday in. We take walks in our neighborhood all the time. I gotta find my deer pics :D. I absolutely LOVE where I live. Michigan is beautiful ♡

Great thread!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

If Michigan were a wasteland it would only be because it’s been under democrat leadership for far too long

Irony at its best once again

 

[Dove]

Lake Michigan

Lake Superior (my favorite Great Lake). Pictures never ever do our lakes any justice. Being here is like being in another world.

Lake Superior literally has frozen corpses of people who died in ship wrecks. They were never recovered so Superior is their place of rest. The Fitzgerald sank in this lake.

I'm fascinated by ship wrecks

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[Mother Knows]

Nice pics.

Word to the wise: don't drink the water in Michigan

 

[Dove]

Nice pics.

Word to the wise: don't drink the water in Michigan

The water here is fine however. .....I cant imagine anyone would drink water that wasnt purified.

I use a Berky.

But you are harping on the democrat blunder known as the Flint water crisis.....which impacted Flint. ONE of Michigans lesser democrat ran inner cities. The metro areas are where the water can be messed up.

The rest of the state outside Metro is perfect.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Avoid the no frills brands of Vodka to

it does awful things to the brain

 

[Frood]

Nice pics.

Word to the wise: don't drink the water in Michigan

Only in Flint. The rest of the state has great water.

Sink a well 30 or so deep in nearly any location and the water is sweet and cold... the frogs make it that way.

 

[Dove]

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Just perfect. I have pictures from Sleeping Bear dunes but too many kids in them.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The water here is fine however. .....I cant imagine anyone would drink water that wasnt purified.

I use a Berky.

But you are harping on the democrat blunder known as the Flint water crisis.....which impacted Flint. ONE of Michigans lesser democrat ran inner cities. The metro areas are where the water can be messed up.

The rest of the state outside Metro is perfect.

Meanwhile, in California tax payers fund the development of poop maps. That's right, poop maps, due to a human feces problem so chronic that one of it's oldest and most famous cities must hand tourists maps indicating where the highest concentrations of human feces might be on public sidewalks

Think about that for a moment. From inception to roll out. Poop maps

 

[Dove]

Only in Flint. The rest of the state has great water.

Sink a well 30 or so deep in nearly any location and the water is sweet and cold... the frogs make it that way.

Well.....best be careful all over metro. Anywhere the source is Huron river lol.

This cluster b crew is stuck on some idea I live in Flint....or did.

My hood was Pontiac lol. Fucking morons.

 

[Frood]

Well.....best be careful all over metro. Anywhere the source is Huron river lol.

Yeah....Democrats shit nasty.

 

[Dove]

Yeah....Democrats shit nasty.

The entire rest of the state is Republican....go figure lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah....Democrats shit nasty.

Isn't it great tho?

They attempt to insult ours and end up shitting all over themselves in the process

I love it.

 

[Mother Knows]

I wonder if Dove has ever heard of the Kalamazoo River disaster...

I pray for her children.

 

[Dove]

"Derp Dovey sucks so bad because muh politcal party fucked up Flint water deeerrrppp!!"

I have no fucking clue what Flint has to do with me LOL.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"blighted wasteland"

You'd think California with it's regular and many Forrest fires might be more of an adequate fit for such a term

all things considered