Does anyone still troll anymore? I'm talking about the old fashioned way.

[wizer]

I got banned from a house sitting forum that I joined when I listed my house on the site so we can get free labor when we travel, which is quite often nowadays.

I had no plans to bother anyone, I was polite, factual and replied to various posts to the best of my ability to help other homeowners and sitters with pet and house sitting questions.

I lasted less than a week and was banned with no explanation at all. Old habits die hard, I'm sure I wrote something snarky but it couldn't have been THAT bad and an explanation would have been nice.

Now it's revenge time. Using my extensive knowledge of dog e-collars and the correct way to use them plus knowledge of how the pet sitting website operates and how people think, created fodder for a good trolling topic. Apparently, I've already brought one member close to tears and a few others aren't too happy.

Check the thread for updates, but know that my posts are subject to moderation before they show up and I'm doing the slow troll thing so it won't update too quickly. If the link is dead, well you know what happened.

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[Larry Loungelizard]

TL, DR.

 

[wizer]

TL, DR.

Thanks for the feedback.

 

[Admin.]

So what was your objective in creating this thread, are you just bragging about your wonderful life, or are you attempting to recruit like minded individuals who want to fuck around with dog owners?


Don’t bother responding, I was merely thinking out loud.

 

[wizer]

So what was your objective in creating this thread, are you just bragging about your wonderful life, or are you attempting to recruit like minded individuals who want to fuck around with dog owners?


Don’t bother responding, I was merely thinking out loud.

Why the fuck didn't you say the last part first, it would have saved me 7 milliseconds of my life.

 

[Lily]

So what was your objective in creating this thread, are you just bragging about your wonderful life, or are you attempting to recruit like minded individuals who want to fuck around with dog owners?


Don’t bother responding, I was merely thinking out loud.

He wants revenge. Ay, ay, ay...

 

[wizer]

Two posters on that thread have said the T word.

I haven't been careful enough.

 

[The Cuntess]

Yes. Want the link? Guaranteed fun

 

[Jack]

He wants revenge. Ay, ay, ay...

He already trashed both of you yesterday. Sounds like butthurt from the two of you.

The usual

LOL

 

[Courier 6]

Yes. Want the link? Guaranteed fun

Perhaps I will visit there and put the 'Bomp' in the 'Bomp-bomp-bomp.'

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Jack]

Who put the ram in the Rama Rama ding dong?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[The Best Holliday]

I got banned

How about grow up and quit trolling? Trolling is for juveniles and retards.
. We have enough problems with juveniles and retards here as it is.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

How about grow up and quit trolling? Trolling is for juveniles and retards.
. We have enough problems with juveniles and retards here as it is.

Hey, I resemble that remark! You'll be hearing from my attorney and then from his attorney.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Hey, I resemble that remark! You'll be hearing from my attorney and then from his attorney.

How about that Jaxson Dart?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

How about that Jaxson Dart?

He's going to make an impression. Book it.

 

[No One]

I got banned from a house sitting forum that I joined when I listed my house on the site so we can get free labor when we travel, which is quite often nowadays.

I had no plans to bother anyone, I was polite, factual and replied to various posts to the best of my ability to help other homeowners and sitters with pet and house sitting questions.

I lasted less than a week and was banned with no explanation at all. Old habits die hard, I'm sure I wrote something snarky but it couldn't have been THAT bad and an explanation would have been nice.

Now it's revenge time. Using my extensive knowledge of dog e-collars and the correct way to use them plus knowledge of how the pet sitting website operates and how people think, created fodder for a good trolling topic. Apparently, I've already brought one member close to tears and a few others aren't too happy.

Check the thread for updates, but know that my posts are subject to moderation before they show up and I'm doing the slow troll thing so it won't update too quickly. If the link is dead, well you know what happened.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

I haven't laughed like that in a long time...

 

[Jack]

How about grow up and quit trolling? Trolling is for juveniles and retards.
. We have enough problems with juveniles and retards here as it is.

How about you pull your head out of your ass?

How's the air up there troll?

 

[Admin.]

 

[The Best Holliday]

I see there are some very defensive trolls operating here.
Hey, just raise yer hands and say:
"You can't call me a retard and get away with it".
You people are a waste of life.

 

[Jack]

I see there are some very defensive trolls operating here.
Hey, just raise yer hands and say:
"You can't call me a retard and get away with it".
You people are a waste of life.

We're so glad you feel superior to everyone else posting here.

Doesn't even occur to you that we view you three the same way....

Self aware much?

 

[The Best Holliday]

we view you three

Me myself and I?
mortal ego, human ego, Atman?

 

[Admin.]

We're so glad you feel superior to everyone else posting here.

Doesn't even occur to you that we view you three the same way....

Self aware much?

You got a turd in your pocket Mini Mouse, who tf is we?

 

[The Best Holliday]

who tf is we?

We are:

 

[Flynn]

You got a turd in your pocket Mini Mouse, who tf is we?

Of course you're the one pointing out that jack has mouse in his pocket.

Tell me, admin. If it were really a mouse, would you have any qualms looking to see if the mouse had a pecker? If it did, would you attempt to suck mouse mouse dick?

 

[Flynn]

Don’t bother responding, I was merely thinking out loud.

Really?

Were you also thinking out loud about mouse dicks?

 

[Admin.]

Of course you're the one pointing out that jack has mouse in his pocket.

Tell me, admin. If it were really a mouse, would you have any qualms looking to see if the mouse had a pecker? If it did, would you attempt to suck mouse mouse dick?

Hey since you’re his water bearer, you got Piggly’s work # handy? I wanna rattle his cage.

 

[The Best Holliday]

 

[wizer]

How about grow up and quit trolling? Trolling is for juveniles and retards.
. We have enough problems with juveniles and retards here as it is.

I just can't do it. Making people angry and upset makes me feel rather satisfied. As if I just put in a good days work.

Maybe I need therapy again. The last time I saw a shrink I walked into his office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap over my entire body. He gave me a quizzical look and said, "I can clearly see your nuts".