Duuude! I was drinking draino and I decided I wanted to nuke some New Orleans easy cookin' Cajun bacon.
...so I opened the fridge, and I saw I was out of bacon. That sucks! Anyway, what was I doing? Oh yeah, so I went scrounging for easy bake chicken nuggets, and I found an old half eaten Happy Meal in the back of the fridge. I thought I might take a risk and nuke the damn thing to Kingdome Come so I don't actually keel over and die of cholera.
I set the oven to Armageddon and popped it in the microwave for 40 minutes. It turned out to be a delightfully crispy brown mess of tasteless proportion. I doused it with hot sauce because I have such eccentric gourmet taste, har har!
The meal was a cacophony of chunks braized and mealy coalscence, complete with a slurry of sanguine slimy anti-delectable repherhensible slop.