Drunked cooking with Stinky .

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I'm try'na make Fish and ships ..lol defrosted the FROZEN cod fillets in warm water just now flash defrost haha boiling oil Oh oh ..



Did you have any drunk cooking stories ? and if you don't okay post it anyway
 

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lmao wtf ? didn't work out .

 

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lmao I didn't work out man :Grin3: the frozen fish had too much moisture combined with hot oil and a ravishing drunken IMPATIENT hunger culminated in a phone call to the House of Hop Sing lolol
 

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Hope everyone has their cat
 

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Do you know how to cook Mexican food ?
 

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Simple things...I went through a phase ..I'm an EXPERT at grilling flank steak so basically Tacos Asada ..but do you really need more (:
 

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Are you gonna call me a name now Flea ?
 

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You know simple food you can cook at home is just as nice to eat as some expensive meal you pay through the arse for at some swanky restaurant.
 
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You know simple food you can cook at home is just as nice to eat as some expensive meal you pay through the arse for at some swanky restaurant.
Aye, home cooking is the best...
 

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Duuude! I was drinking draino and I decided I wanted to nuke some New Orleans easy cookin' Cajun bacon.

...so I opened the fridge, and I saw I was out of bacon. That sucks! Anyway, what was I doing? Oh yeah, so I went scrounging for easy bake chicken nuggets, and I found an old half eaten Happy Meal in the back of the fridge. I thought I might take a risk and nuke the damn thing to Kingdome Come so I don't actually keel over and die of cholera.

I set the oven to Armageddon and popped it in the microwave for 40 minutes. It turned out to be a delightfully crispy brown mess of tasteless proportion. I doused it with hot sauce because I have such eccentric gourmet taste, har har!

The meal was a cacophony of chunks braized and mealy coalscence, complete with a slurry of sanguine slimy anti-delectable repherhensible slop.

Bon appetit!
 

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Yesterday after work, I made meatball sammiches and onion rings. Of course, I had to wash dishes before I could cook anything because I'm lazy and drunk. And drunk and lazy.
 

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I find Onion powder is a drunk cooks best friend