How DON'T you want to die?

[Big Sexy]

Seems the people who die in their 90s while they’re sleeping are the winners at life.

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

[Admin.]

 

[Breakfall]

Are you fucking Lotusbutt...seriously? Hey!?

 

[Breakfall]

Definitely not... FIRE

Preferential... Drowning

 

[Frood]

Injected by an experimental covid jab

 

[LotusBud]

Anywhere in Floriduh, under any circumstances: floods, building collapse, mass shooting, vigilante hysteria, hurricanes, getting run over by an Alt-rightie, getting shot for buying skittles, etc.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't want to die in the nuke attack on San Francisco only because I want to be in front of my television cheering the event with utter glee

 

[Lily]

Being online at BF.

 

[Phester0boyle]

The only thing I fear is losing my mind and laying in a nursing home, depends full.

 

[Whomever]

sharing a body with a child molester who's done more with his life

being uncle dilf's mother

being dilf's neighbor

being his teacher, and yes I would kill myself in class

 

[LotusBud]

The only thing I fear is losing my mind and laying in a nursing home, depends full.

No need to fear losing your mind. The worst is already past.

 

[Phester0boyle]

The only thing I fear is losing my mind and laying in a nursing home, depends full.

No need to fear losing your mind. The worst is already past.

I got the Lion's mane going, and I haven't shyt my britches. Yet.
Plus I'm not a liberal.
We're good.

 

[LotusBud]

The only thing I fear is losing my mind and laying in a nursing home, depends full.

No need to fear losing your mind. The worst is already past.

I'm not a liberal.

I'm very sorry.

 

[Breakfall]

The only thing I fear is losing my mind and laying in a nursing home, depends full.

No need to fear losing your mind. The worst is already past.

I'm not a liberal.

I'm very sorry.

You’re too insensitive to be sorry you facaded leftarded dipshit!

 

[Whomever]

inside breakfall's penis

outside breakfall's penis

 

[Mr. 5050]

Anything but the cartels/Brazilian prisons...

 

[Breakfall]

inside breakfall's penis

outside breakfall's penis

Oi...who is you? My third leg is bigger than 8”...it’s referred to as a cock!

 

[Whomever]

inside breakfall's penis

outside breakfall's penis

Oi...who is you? My third leg is bigger than 8”...it’s referred to as a cock!

who am I? whomever, I'm just another nameless bastard whose universe rests on a barbell you carry with no arms

 

[Mr. 5050]

That cleared that up then...

 

[Jeannie]

on the toilet bowl

 

[Biggie Smiles]

inside breakfall's penis

outside breakfall's penis

Oi...who is you? My third leg is bigger than 8”...it’s referred to as a cock!

That Vienna sausage on a stick you posted was nowhere near 8", 8 CM I'd believe.

^^^ expert analysis from someone who has seen many many penises close up ranging in all sizes

sorry breakfall, but on THIS subject I'm going to have to rely on the SMEs word

Speaking of Vienna Stubby. Mention cock, and look who comes running in fever pitched excitement.

what does cock have to do with ways of dying?

You're not deliberately hijacking again are you? I'd hate to see you confined to the shit house once again

 

[LotusBud]

inside breakfall's penis

outside breakfall's penis

Oi...who is you? My third leg is bigger than 8”...it’s referred to as a cock!

That Vienna sausage on a stick you posted was nowhere near 8", 8 CM I'd believe.

^^^ expert analysis from someone who has seen many many penises close up ranging in all sizes

sorry breakfall, but on THIS subject I'm going to have to rely on the SMEs word

Speaking of Vienna Stubby. Mention cock, and look who comes running in fever pitched excitement.

what does cock have to do with ways of dying?

You're not deliberately hijacking again are you? I'd hate to see you confined to the shit house once again

Can you read? Look at the thread. Where did references to cock start? You just flipped out because Admin saw what you did there. You came running at the mention of cock, just like he said.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

inside breakfall's penis

outside breakfall's penis

Oi...who is you? My third leg is bigger than 8”...it’s referred to as a cock!

That Vienna sausage on a stick you posted was nowhere near 8", 8 CM I'd believe.

^^^ expert analysis from someone who has seen many many penises close up ranging in all sizes

sorry breakfall, but on THIS subject I'm going to have to rely on the SMEs word

Speaking of Vienna Stubby. Mention cock, and look who comes running in fever pitched excitement.

what does cock have to do with ways of dying?

You're not deliberately hijacking again are you? I'd hate to see you confined to the shit house once again

Can you read? Look at the thread. Where did references to cock start? You just flipped out because Admin saw what you did there. You came running at the mention of cock, just like he said.

:facepalm:

 

[Lily]

Driving off a cliff.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Starving to death might suck

 

[LotusBud]

Starving to death might suck

Starving yourself of cock? Yes. I do think that might kill you.

 

[Seamajor]

Passing away in FloriDUH

 

[Murdy]

Fuck it. I’m never gonna die

surfers never die:KMA: