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Chances are they have a cowbell strapped around his second neck to monitor him the same way they put ankle bracelets on criminals so fast food workers get a heads up to lock doors.
I’m going to pray u all get the healing u need
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Makes sense, fast food clearly learned the lessons of the all you can eat buffets.
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Stay in your lane cuck.
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Biggie sure didn't.
I mean....look at him. His gut over hang is like male fupa testicle protection. Flesh armor from women, hot coffee spills, and spaghetti sauce over drip.
If his friends actually cared about him instead of enjoying watching whale dives when he took a bath, they would draw a target on his fat belly and let professional dart throwers launch ozempic shots for score.
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Clearly his friends, and black family, don't seem too concerned.
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Apparently, when he stops at In-N-Out in California his order is:
"Three triple triples, animal style, extra dressing and cheese, no onions, lettuce or tomato because fuck vegetables, 5 orders of fries animal style as well, 1 each of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla shakes. Uhm, I make my own neopolitan if you know what I mean."
"One extra large diet coke to wash it down please."
Turns to the colleagues in vehicle and asks:
"Youse guys want something?"
In shock, and honestly, awed: "Nah man, we're good."
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Well he is shaped like a KFC bucket.....
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And this is why the blimb has to walk side ways down hallways.
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He travels from the Northeast to Florida, and vice-versa on a super tanker. He pays freight, it's cheaper than paying for 1/3 of the seats on a 777....
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Good thing he has all that luxury money!
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@The Countess Have you shared your Ozempic testimonial with Piggly yet?
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Make sure to get tested for aids etc, Cuck.
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Oh the irony, just how many times have you taken it up the ass over the years?
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Asking for a friend, hmm, dick whistler?
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I’ve never hung out in gay bars Twinky.
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I'm sure Adam has been forced, by circumstances, to "bounce" in gay bars. *wink* *wink*
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Hey Cuck, you're already stultifyingly boring, but if you are interested in upping your boring quotient, here are some helpful tips.
Don't forget to get tested for STD's!
Women are cucks now? Unless transified, you lost plots, sir.
Women born women can't be cucks.
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I don't remember asking you for a ruling on my grammar, you dull witted person.
Men are cucks, women are fucks. Even in a trance tans.
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I'll use words the way I want to you whiny dunce, stop bothering me.
The flyswatter bothers the fly because it was designed to destroy the fly.
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Actually, your use of the term "cuck" is fine.
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Yup, and even if I wasn't technically correct I think the average reader will understand the meaning given the context.
ie Flea stays with a man that fucks persons other than herself.
Make a mountain of a molehill.
Lily, would you rather be historic or histrionic?
Because historic is record. Histrionic is a disorder.
No worse order than disorder. M'Lady.
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Are you jealous that no one is recognizing your cuckedness?
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Why so much drama because you were wrong?
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Seems to me he is the one going on and on about "cuck" being used incorrectly.
Suddenly, I'm the problem for saying he was wrong.
Why is he making a mountain out of a molehill?
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