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Makes sense, fast food clearly learned the lessons of the all you can eat buffets.
Biggie sure didn't.

I mean....look at him. His gut over hang is like male fupa testicle protection. Flesh armor from women, hot coffee spills, and spaghetti sauce over drip.

If his friends actually cared about him instead of enjoying watching whale dives when he took a bath, they would draw a target on his fat belly and let professional dart throwers launch ozempic shots for score.
 

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Biggie sure didn't.

I mean....look at him. His gut over hang is like male fupa testicle protection. Flesh armor from women, hot coffee spills, and spaghetti sauce over drip.

If his friends actually cared about him instead of enjoying watching whale dives when he took a bath, they would draw a target on his fat belly and let professional dart throwers launch ozempic shots for score.
Clearly his friends, and black family, don't seem too concerned.
 

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Chances are they have a cowbell strapped around his second neck to monitor him the same way they put ankle bracelets on criminals so fast food workers get a heads up to lock doors.

Apparently, when he stops at In-N-Out in California his order is:

"Three triple triples, animal style, extra dressing and cheese, no onions, lettuce or tomato because fuck vegetables, 5 orders of fries animal style as well, 1 each of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla shakes. Uhm, I make my own neopolitan if you know what I mean."

"One extra large diet coke to wash it down please."

Turns to the colleagues in vehicle and asks:

"Youse guys want something?"

In shock, and honestly, awed: "Nah man, we're good."
 
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OliviaRodrigostampon

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Apparently, when he stops at In-N-Out in California his order is:

"Three triple triples, animal style, extra dressing and cheese, no onions, lettuce or tomato because fuck vegetables, 5 orders of fries animal style as well, 1 each of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla shakes. Uhm, I make my own neopalitan if you know what I mean."

"One extra large diet coke to wash it down please."

Turns to the colleagues in vehicle and asks:

"Youse guys want something?"

I shock, and honestly awed: "Nah man, we're good."
And this is why the blimb has to walk side ways down hallways.
 

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Biggie sure didn't.

I mean....look at him. His gut over hang is like male fupa testicle protection. Flesh armor from women, hot coffee spills, and spaghetti sauce over drip.

If his friends actually cared about him instead of enjoying watching whale dives when he took a bath, they would draw a target on his fat belly and let professional dart throwers launch ozempic shots for score.
@The Countess Have you shared your Ozempic testimonial with Piggly yet?