I am accepting new female candidates for sending me nudes of themselves to me in pm.

[Frood]

For the 2020/2021 season.

Candidates must be:

1. Reasonably fit
2. Nude or partially nude
3. Body-hair free (especially redheads - I don't need to see that red pube shit)
4. Holding a handwritten sign stating "Freud Nudie Pic 2020/2021 Intake"
5. Anyone who writes the statement on their breastages with lipstick will be short-listed.

Good luck, ladies...

 

[Master Pu]

Then he'll blackmail you-

 

[Frood]

Never once have I broken the pm nude pic code. Ask Flea and Dove if in doubt... :ThumbsUp3:

 

[X]

First send them too ME
I am his quality control .. we can't have that red pube shit slippin' through

 

[The Countess]

Damn. She was sending you naked pics?

 

[Frood]

Damn. She was sending you naked pics?

A gentleman never sings...

 

[Master Pu]

Never once have I broken the pm nude pic code. Ask Flea and Dove if in doubt... :ThumbsUp3:

You're a known liar.
I don't need to ask anybody.
And showing your faggot Bum of a friend Sum counts you asshole.

 

[The Countess]

Like I said before, at least Murdock does it in your face.

 

[Frood]

Never once have I broken the pm nude pic code. Ask Flea and Dove if in doubt... :ThumbsUp3:

You're a known liar.
I don't need to ask anybody.
And showing your faggot Bum of a friend Sum counts you asshole.

Can you please leave my competition thread, Benzover?

Your male cocksucking candid avatar is scaring away the female candidates.

 

[X]

Is that a Cuban cigar Benzy ?? :LMAO:

 

[Frood]

Vanilla popsicle?

 

[Master Pu]

Never once have I broken the pm nude pic code. Ask Flea and Dove if in doubt... :ThumbsUp3:

You're a known liar.
I don't need to ask anybody.
And showing your faggot Bum of a friend Sum counts you asshole.

Can you please leave my competition thread, Benzover?

Your male cocksucking candid avatar is scaring away the female candidates.

Ahhhh...no.
I think those liver spots on your Charlie Brown shaped head will scare the babes away on their own, fyi.

 

[Ice]

I'll take the redhead pics if you don't want them.

No sticky ones please.

 

[X]

ffs !!

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I've had a few genuine titty pics and tbh I don't want any other ones, it's kinda a turn off for me...

 

[Frood]

Never once have I broken the pm nude pic code. Ask Flea and Dove if in doubt... :ThumbsUp3:

You're a known liar.
I don't need to ask anybody.
And showing your faggot Bum of a friend Sum counts you asshole.

Can you please leave my competition thread, Benzover?

Your male cocksucking candid avatar is scaring away the female candidates.

Ahhhh...no.
I think those liver spots on your Charlie Brown shaped head will scare the babes away on their own, fyi.

My pimptitude cannot be contested and nor can my delightful chompers, Old Man River....

 

[Master Pu]

Is that a Cuban cigar Benzy ?? :LMAO:

Your Mother smoked it like one!
*BOOM*

 

[Master Pu]

Vanilla popsicle?

That avatar reminds you of your roomie?
*BOOM*

 

[SHAMPAIN]

When you get nude selfies I always think "Do they want me to rate them desperate?"

 

[X]

Careful, you'll get a cramp in your jaw :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

 

[Frood]

You're very protective of your boyfriend's crotch critter, BEnzover...

 

[X]

When you get nude selfies I always think "Do they want me to rate them desperate?"

Free boobies man (: BOOBIES !

 

[Master Pu]

Never once have I broken the pm nude pic code. Ask Flea and Dove if in doubt... :ThumbsUp3:

You're a known liar.
I don't need to ask anybody.
And showing your faggot Bum of a friend Sum counts you asshole.

Can you please leave my competition thread, Benzover?

Your male cocksucking candid avatar is scaring away the female candidates.

Ahhhh...no.
I think those liver spots on your Charlie Brown shaped head will scare the babes away on their own, fyi.

My pimptitude cannot be contested and nor can my delightful chompers, Old Man River....

You kidding?
Your teefs are like your hair.
Out and off when you hit the rack.

 

[Master Pu]

You're very protective of your boyfriend's crotch critter, BEnzover...

You reminiscing of the days living with two other grown men?
On the same couch??

 

[SHAMPAIN]

When you get nude selfies I always think "Do they want me to rate them desperate?"

Free boobies man (: BOOBIES !

There's free boobies of a higher eye candy with a few clicks... I don't like getting them from real people, as I said "turn off" lol

 

[Master Pu]

When you get nude selfies I always think "Do they want me to rate them desperate?"

Free boobies man (: BOOBIES !

You got Kasey,
Why are you here?
Looking at my avatar too, you faggot-

 

[Frood]

You're very protective of your boyfriend's crotch critter, BEnzover...

You reminiscing of the days living with two other grown men?
On the same couch??

Are you getting saucy down where your catheter lives, Boom Gums?

 

[Master Pu]

When you get nude selfies I always think "Do they want me to rate them desperate?"

Free boobies man (: BOOBIES !

There's free boobies of a higher eye candy with a few clicks... I don't like getting them from real people, as I said "turn off" lol

Bro, you were in jail too long.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

When you get nude selfies I always think "Do they want me to rate them desperate?"

Free boobies man (: BOOBIES !

There's free boobies of a higher eye candy with a few clicks... I don't like getting them from real people, as I said "turn off" lol

Bro, you were in jail too long.

Fuck off with that avatar man

 

[Frood]

Is this your boyo's boom stick, BEnzover?