I am Blandscape...

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...I enjoy removing the urine and spunk stained drawers from prostitutes within a certain price range, and the drawers of old fridge freezers that I have gathered over the years to build my own multi-storey igloo.

Are there any other post apocalyptic survivalists here?
 
Can I post in here ??

I'm not as edgy as you mind you but I do sometimes wear diff color socks
 
...I enjoy removing the urine and spunk stained drawers from prostitutes within a certain price range, and the drawers of old fridge freezers that I have gathered over the years to build my own multi-storey igloo.

Are there any other post apocalyptic survivalists here?
You too?
Wtf??
Was there a fucking membership drive I wasn't in on?
Shitfuck I came here to get away from you cocksuckers.
Damn!
 
I am waiting on Bentzo posting something that will prove just how capable he is at keeping this thread alive, while obviously being witty, charming and in no way boring.
 
I am waiting on Bentzo posting something that will prove just how capable he is at keeping this thread alive, while obviously being witty, charming and in no way boring.
It is now you started posting.
Martini kick your ass out for staling up the place?
 
I have to find my way around S, where do I find light refreshments and where do I balk at the seedy underbelly of the internet?

I went into the death forum thinking I should flame there, but I saw someone getting their fucking head chopped off with a chainsaw.

I need to acclimatise.
 
I have to find my way around S, where do I find light refreshments and where do I balk at the seedy underbelly of the internet?

I went into the death forum thinking I should flame there, but I saw someone getting their fucking head chopped off with a chainsaw.

I need to acclimatise.
Best forum on the web for free speech n shit mate...
 
Just don't leave your sex toys everywhere particularly the big black one ... if ever there was a tripping hazard
 
I have to find my way around S, where do I find light refreshments and where do I balk at the seedy underbelly of the internet?

I went into the death forum thinking I should flame there, but I saw someone getting their fucking head chopped off with a chainsaw.

I need to acclimatise.
That's right. Toss back a few pints. You read smoother when you're drunk.
 
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Just don't leave your sex toys everywhere particularly the big black one ... if ever there was a tripping hazard
Exactly.
You caught on with the quickness.
Blandy stuffs dudes like haggis.
 
I have to find my way around S, where do I find light refreshments and where do I balk at the seedy underbelly of the internet?

I went into the death forum thinking I should flame there, but I saw someone getting their fucking head chopped off with a chainsaw.

I need to acclimatise.
Best forum on the web for free speech n shit mate...

Oh, yeah! That is, unless you free speechify about things that are too liberal, then you're accused of killing the forum.
 
I have to find my way around S, where do I find light refreshments and where do I balk at the seedy underbelly of the internet?

I went into the death forum thinking I should flame there, but I saw someone getting their fucking head chopped off with a chainsaw.

I need to acclimatise.
Best forum on the web for free speech n shit mate...

Oh, yeah! That is, unless you free speechify about things that are too liberal, then you're accused of killing the forum.
No, one thread would've done for all the content involved but it's not an issue with anyone really now is it? lol x