I really wish black conservatives wouldn't do this

[Biggie Smiles]

No MooDock. La fitness will not merge with your fupa

 

[Frood]

Murdock is so fat, her boogers are bacon bits and she has seances with cans of Spam....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Did I happen to mention that I never went down on MooDock because it looked like there was graffiti on BOTH her inner thighs?

 

[Frood]

Did I happen to mention that I never went down on MooDock because it looked like there was graffiti on BOTH her inner thighs?

Varicose veins and stretch marks in the shape of two monster swallows?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Varicose veins and stretch marks in the shape of two monster swallows?

Honestly? The cameltoe looked like the entrance to a bounce house. With kids already jumping around inside

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No but seriously tho

she took off her panties and draped them over my bed and it looked like a 747 crash landed there

 

[Frood]

Honestly? The cameltoe looked like the entrance to a bounce house. With kids already jumping around inside

Ughh... like a donkey punched souffle.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ughh... like a donkey punched souffle.

Her fupa looked like some kind of bearded alien lifeform face hanging off her belly

I think she pet named it Zeus or something

I was horrified and wanted to become an instant alcoholic right then and there

 

[Frood]

Her fupa looked like some kind of bearded alien lifeform face hanging off her belly

I think she pet named it Zeus or something

I was horrified and wanted to become an instant alcoholic right then and there

Tell me it didn't look like a hairsprayed skunk in a sauna?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Tell me it didn't look like a hairsprayed skunk in a sauna?

HOnestly? It kinda looked one of the three faces saying guilty in this video

 

[Frood]

HOnestly? It kinda looked one of the three faces saying guilty in this video

That's one ugly fupa!

She should surrender it to the pound.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That's one ugly fupa!

She should surrender it to the pound.

All she needed was some rubber bands and piercings at that fupa would have looked just like Capt Lou Albino

Remember him?

 

[Frood]

All she needed was some rubber bands and piercings at that fupa would have looked just like Capt Lou Albino

Remember him?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The stretch marks on her giant belly looked like a fucking electrical storm - bro

I kid you not.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao -- Piggy Moodock needles the noodle neck fairy boi to gas her up to at least 500 psi before she can run some more lame ass momma jokes on me that don't apply

 

[Frood]

The stretch marks on her giant belly looked like a fucking electrical storm - bro

I kid you not.

And that was then.... things like that never improve even with a full sow belly sleeve tattoo (which would make it look like a washed out version of Munch's "The Scream")

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Murd has the shape of an Igloo

seriously

 

[Frood]

And snatch with the breath of a thousand sperm whales....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

And snatch with the breath of a thousand sperm whales....

dont get me started

I was tempted to throw baking soda on it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Isn't funny how fat Murdy tries to fat shame people when in fact she's the only one a-----m------o-------n--------g us who's actually fat with all of her fat rolls that look like a stack of glazed donuts?

first with Flea and now me

lolz -- I love it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

As she laid there, straining the fuck out of my poor bed and the floor below, looking like 400 lbs of melting icecream I do remember thinking to myself

"now would be mighty fine time to overdose on some really dangerous drugs"

take my fucking chances

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Just my .02 cents and I don't need a gastric bypass

 

[Murdock]

you big mad, bruh?

you should be…


you’re fat everywhere except where it counts, Prawn Willie

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hahahahahahaha

Pig murd sill all burnt up to a crisp because I didn't want her

die mad, cow

 

[Frood]

you big mad, bruh?

you should be…


you’re fat everywhere except where it counts, Prawn Willie

Better confer with your fellow bobblehead prog Seaboobs.

He insists Biggie is short mad.

You'd be the big madder though.... yuge! Mad....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Better confer with your fellow bobblehead prog Seaboobs.

He insists Biggie is short mad.

You'd be the big madder though.... yuge! Mad....

XXX-tra large mad

after YEARS of bragging about how wonderful I was all of the sudden it was trash

when I always maintained it was trash. on purpose

who needed that whale getting hooked? It was bad enough trying to peel her off my ankles as it was without trying to really make her have a mooltdown over me

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Careful how much you spin Murd.. you might pull a school bus into your orbit or something

and that wouldn't be good

 

[Murdock]

Deflection noted, Prawn Willie.

Psssst… I’m not rage posting 24/7 on two forums right now

 

[Frood]

Deflection noted, Prawn Willie.

Psssst… I’m not rage posting 24/7 on two forums right now

Moo?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Deflection noted, Prawn Willie.

Psssst… I’m not rage posting 24/7 on two forums right now

No your just lurking waiting for martini to arrive so you can rim his asshole