Ladies Ladies - How about we have a beauty contest

[Biggie Smiles]

It would seem this would be the way to settle the matter of looks the sumo sisters keep bringing up?

We could gather all the ladies on this site ie Dove, Murdy, Lily, Admin, The Coutntess, Jeanine and whatever other females you can think of who post here and rate their pictures from Pig to Princess. Dairy to Dime. Take your pick.

That ought to settle this matter for once and for all should it not?

Before the rage and jealousy gets too far out of hand and some innocent emoticons get caught in the bloody cross fire?

 

[Dove]

You want us to post our pictures?

Hmmmm. You pick mine. Throw down your favorite!

It just has to involve clothes lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You want us to post our pictures?

Hmmmm. You pick mine. Throw down your favorite!

It just has to involve clothes lol

I'd like all of the other ladies to agree first. So we can settle this matter for once and for all

@Admin. @Murdy @Lily @The Countess @Jeannie -what so you regarding such a contest?

are you in or are you as ugly as Flynn ?

 

[The Countess]

 

[Dove]

You know Flea and I are perfectly fine with our pictures being posted.

I even posted awful ones where I look like total shit lol. Blurt called that "misguided" because my self deprecating humor really complicates their burning need to tear me down.

"If only people were secure enough to laugh at themselves. NO NO...not like THAT!" Lol.

Welp here is their big moment.

 

[Dove]

Flea has such beautiful eyes and skin. I've always love her eye shape ♡

Shes got that sexy gaze.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

that's one

and I know Dove isn't shy about her pictures.


Pig, do you have any James Webb photos that have been properly declassified and sanctioned by NASA you'd like to share with us?

Admin? Any shots of you where your face isn't pressed up against a hole in a bathroom wall?

 

[Breakfall]

Flea has such beautiful eyes and skin. I've always love her eye shape ♡

Shes got that sexy gaze.

Look at those goddamn lips! Mama mia…too hot for words.

 

[Dove]

Look at those goddamn lips! Mama mia…too hot for words.

Flea has always been a hottie. Shes aging like wine ♡

 

[The Countess]

Admin? Any shots of you where your face isn't pressed up against a hole in a bathroom wall?

Motherfucker! Lmao!!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Look at those goddamn lips! Mama mia…too hot for words.

Can you believe Murdy tried to say she's a hog?

I'd be remiss if I said I wasn't dumbfounded by that one

I mean, we've all heard of the pot calling the kettle black before but this one was like watching deep space saying "you're empty"

wtf?

 

[Breakfall]

Flea has always been a hottie. Shes aging like wine ♡

A fine wine…

 

[Dove]

that's one

and I know Dove isn't shy about her pictures.


Pig, do you have any James Webb photos that have been properly declassified and sanctioned by NASA you'd like to share with us?

Admin? Any shots of you where your face isn't pressed up against a hole in a bathroom wall?

Not at all. Your choice, sir.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Not at all. Your choice, sir.

The one you sent me recently

I am really fond of that one

 

[Dove]

Can you believe Murdy tried to say she's a hog?

I'd be remiss if I said I wasn't dumbfounded by that one

I mean, we've all heard of the pot calling the kettle black before but this one was like watching deep space saying "you're empty"

wtf?

Murdy legit said Flea had to buy her ass to look like Murds.

Shes been super blatantly arrogant lately.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Murdy legit said Flea had to buy her ass to look like Murds.

Shes been super blatantly arrogant lately.

 

[Breakfall]

Can you believe Murdy tried to say she's a hog?

I'd be remiss if I said I wasn't dumbfounded by that one

I mean, we've all heard of the pot calling the kettle black before but this one was like watching deep space saying "you're empty"

wtf?

Hahahahaaaa…exzackery! Some women have natural sex appeal and some haven’t. And then there’s green with envy!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hahahahaaaa…exzackery! Some women have natural sex appeal and some haven’t. And then there’s green with envy!

Word to Big Murd


I mean Big Bird!


Bird --- you know, the yellow feathery guy who looks like that dipshit X


fuck -- I hate when that happens

 

[Dove]

The one you sent me recently

I am really fond of that one

That one of me by your car? I wasnt looking at the camera though, I was looking at you lol

I think I know the one...I just posted in the other thread

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That one of me by your car? I wasnt looking at the camera though, I was looking at you lol

I think I know the one...I just posted in the other thread

That's a nice one

but as odd as it seems I really like the one with the hat on the best.

 

[Dove]

That's a nice one

but as odd as it seems I really like the one with the hat on the best.

Which one?! Now I'm confused lol.

You got it you can show me? Text it? I know you have a lot lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Which one?! Now I'm confused lol.

You got it you can show me? Text it? I know you have a lot lol

The one where I said you look latina

 

[Dove]

The one where I said you look latina

Ha! The one from last week on our market walk lol

I had to cover the beautiful faces of my neglected and suffering brood lol

 

[Breakfall]

That one of me by your car? I wasnt looking at the camera though, I was looking at you lol

I think I know the one...I just posted in the other thread

You almost have an Alanis Morissette vibe there…

 

[Dove]

You almost have an Alanis Morissette vibe there…

Her whole mouth is much bigger than mine.

I do have a squareish jawline.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ha! The one from last week on our market walk lol

I had to cover the beautiful faces of my neglected and suffering brood lol

I don't blame you. Given The type of gross and sickening predators who mask their darker fetishes with midget porn

Do give my very best to Seamajor and X won't you?

Yes, that's the one. To me you look absolutely stunning. It's a humble beauty that is both natural and pristine and I guess that is what I enjoy most about it.

And to think, your teeth don't look like a row of tombstones as Murdy suggests.

There goes lie # 3,567 down the drain.

 

[Dove]

All the pictures Biggie has of me. He loves the one where I'm out in the snow bundled up looking like a fucking snow squaw lol.

People wonder why I'm such a sucker him....this is why lol.

 

[Dove]

I don't blame you. Given The type of gross and sickening predators who mask their darker fetishes with midget porn

Do give my very best to Seamajor and X won't you?

Yes, that's the one. To me you look absolutely stunning. It's a humble beauty that is both natural and pristine and I guess that is what I enjoy most about it.

And to think, your teeth don't look like a row of tombstones as Murdy suggests.

There goes lie # 3,567 down the drain.

Dude I had TWO broken teeth from an emergency intubation they did on me because i fucking coded during surgery and they dont exactly stop to worry about things like teeth when they are trying to stop you from DYING.

And I literally TOLD you all about this experince. I would have showed you my broken teeth and we would could have joked about it had you asked to see.

Pretty sure you prefer me alive. I could be wrong though. I do have a bad habit of keeping you from your cosmic soul mate....the only woman who can love your browness.

I showed Poofer and was telling him about it and he kept stopping me and saying "its okay...I dont care.. you are beautiful" and I'm like...."No...no that's not the point I'm just telling you what happen" and he kept making it about him. It pissed me off. It really did

I fucking HATE arrogance.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

All the pictures Biggie has of me. He loves the one where I'm out in the snow bundled up looking like a fucking snow squaw lol.

People wonder why I'm such a sucker him....this is why lol.

I'd be lying if I said I haven't often stared at that picture and thought what if...


*ahem* -- now where were we -- ah yes, admin sucks cock --and lily is too much of a fat & disgusting pig to put her picture where her snout is.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dude I had TWO broken teeth from an emergency intubation they did on me because i fucking coded during surgery and they dont exactly stop to worry about things like teeth when they are trying to stop you from DYING.

And I literally TOLD you all about this experince. I would have showed you my broken teeth and we would could have joked about it had you asked to see.

Pretty sure you prefer me alive. I could be wrong though. I do have a bad habit of keeping you from your cosmic soul mate....the only woman who can love your browness.

I cant honestly say I couldn't see some value in toothlessness when it comes to the fairer sex

I mean, look at admin, he knocked out all of his teeth on his 12th birth just to excel at what he does.

and he's world renowned at his craft from what I am told