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[Dove]

Fat Oaf doing something about her gut by burning 4 extra calories a day

 

[Lily]

Fat Oaf doing something about her gut by burning 4 extra calories a day

You never said you transitioned...your trans hate is so clear now.

 

[Lily]

I asked my partner if the woman in this picture is attractive. Showed him yours, of course.

He said no. Being kind hearted he did say, she's not hideous or anything, but no, she's not pretty.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.....hahahahahaha

 

[Dove]

Is this what you say to your partner because scaring him half to death?

 

[Dove]

I asked my partner if the woman in this picture is attractive. Showed him yours, of course.

He said no. Being kind hearted he did say, she's not hideous or anything, but no, she's not pretty.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.....hahahahahaha

Your inflatable sex doll said all that?

Ask your doctor if Zeldox is right for you

 

[Lily]

Is this what you say to your partner because scaring him half to death?

No, but I don't make babies cry either.

 

[Dove]

No, but I don't make babies cry either.

Neither does the sun you fat cow. Duh.

 

[Lily]

Your inflatable sex doll said all that?

Ask your doctor if Zeldox is right for you

I tried to order a sex doll for a friend just the other day. Curiously, I was asked "Is this Dove from MI?" I thought, whoa that's curious. I emailed the company and said why was I asked if I was Dove from MI?

The response was: Dove from MI keeps ordering our male blow up dolls. She then complains that they're defective. It's not our fault that they melt upon delivery. We're not sure what's going on over there, but something is seriously wrong.

 

[Lily]

Neither does the sun you fat cow. Duh.

I don't think you know the first thing about the sun. By the looks of it, you spend most of your time in a coffin.

 

[Dove]

I tried to order a sex doll for a friend just the other day. Curiously, I was asked "Is this Dove from MI?" I thought, whoa that's curious. I emailed the company and said why was I asked if I was Dove from MI?

The response was: Dove from MI keeps ordering our male blow up dolls. She then complains that they're defective. It's not our fault that they melt upon delivery. We're not sure what's going on over there, but something is seriously wrong.

Did I hit a deep dark turkey gravy covered nerve with that one?

I think I did. lolz

 

[Lily]

Did I hit a deep dark turkey gravy covered nerve with that one?

I think I did. lolz

Nah, I'm just having a good time, aren't you?

Now I know why Joo sent you packing...fea. LOL

 

[Dove]

Nah, I'm just having a good time, aren't you?

You said the same in the midst of a frantic 500 DMs being sent to Big and Flea at S-GEE.

 

[Lily]

You said the same in the midst of a frantic 500 DMs being sent to Big and Flea at S-GEE.

Sure I did. Why don't you ask Bastard Factory how many PMs I've sent him lately.

 

[Dove]

Sure I did. Why don't you ask Bastard Factory how many PMs I've sent him lately.

No need to. We've all seen the hysterical PM meltdowns at S-GEE

Haw Haw

 

[Lily]

No need to. We've all seen the hysterical PM meltdowns at S-GEE

Haw Haw

This isn't SG. Why are you using Martini's catch phrase?

Can't you think of anything original on your own?

 

[Dove]

This isn't SG. Why are you using Martini's catch phrase?

Can't you think of anything original on your own?

Haw Haw.. your meltdowns are the same where ever you go.

 

[Lily]

Haw Haw.. your meltdowns are the same where ever you go.

Meh, whatever snaggletooth. One thing you can't say is "I'm pretty".

 

[Dove]

Meh, whatever snaggletooth. One thing you can't say is "I'm pretty".

You're right, I cannot say you are pretty. Neither can any other sane minded individual.

 

[Lily]

You're right, I cannot say you are pretty. Neither can any other sane minded individual.

Sure, why don't you smile wide in your pictures?

 

[Dove]

Sure, why don't you smile wide in your pictures?

speaking of "wide in pictures"

LMAO!

 

[Lily]

speaking of "wide in pictures"

LMAO!

You mean like your nose?

 

[Dove]

You mean like your nose?

No, your wasteline.

 

[Lily]

No, your wasteline.

You definitely have a boxer's nose.

 

[Dove]

You definitely have a boxer's nose.

On FarmFlings.com what do you list for "body type" ? - sphere?

 

[Lily]

On FarmFlings.com what do you list for "body type" ? - sphere?

Do you hide pipe in the left or right nostril?

 

[Dove]

Do you hide pipe in the left or right nostril?

Do you hide snacks in stomach rolls 48 though 74 or just stuff them up your fishy bearded minge?

 

[Lily]

Do you hide snacks in stomach rolls 48 though 74 or just stuff them up your fishy bearded minge?

I guess that struck a nerve. lmao

 

[Dove]

I guess that struck a nerve. lmao

Why, is your turkey gravy leaking out your ass again?

 

[Lily]

Why, is your turkey gravy leaking out your ass again?

It's basic English, slunkie.

 

[Seamajor]

You cannot convince me that Fat Oak doesn't bare an uncanny resemblance to the Penguin in that photo she posted along with snippets describing her hobbies, habitats and rank halitosis on barnyardflings.com

Looks like Stubby