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Pace yourself Swilly, it's only early.
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Sex toy parties? WTF? Haha!
Yeah, middle aged women and wine is a volatile combo.... I used to dread dealing with them at the end of a night during my doorman days.
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My experience with middle aged women and wine has been far different from yours. Those were some of the best evenings, but the wine tends to flow too fast.
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Ya they get all grabby too, more wine and they didn't even care if we sterized the toys between uses haha , half the time I felt like security there
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Wasn't it in the private sub? The chanks were all mad at me for talking about it outside of there Lol.
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I can vouch that if that picture around here is legit she was never at one of our sex toy parties
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Once again the banter flies straight over Lily's enormous head.
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Maybe, I was welcomed behind both BCs and VFs curtain
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No it doesn't. You make it gay AF
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Presumably you never worked as a nightclub bouncer... getting your balls grabbed several times a night gets irritating after a bit.
How do you not understand? It's clear english
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Haven't done toy parties in almost 30 years
I bet lily's googling toy parties in her area right now
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The grammar and spelling isn't the issue here. You need to confirm your identity.
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Yes, yes, every male you dislike is gay. We've heard it all before, chubbzilla.
Why?
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Ha , FYI you just have to go to any franchised sex toy shop and ask for a rep to make a visit ..
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American men don't nornally go around bantering with words like "budoir' it cones across as pretty effeminate here.
I'll let her know, @Lily
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I think food sex orgies will be more up her alley... I've never heard of them before, but I bet they exist Lol.
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And it doesn't have to be repped either we offered freelance opportunity also just had to pay for anything opened..
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Why do you never understand banter? I've never encountered anyone who has a worse grasp of humour than you. Its astonishing...
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I understand banter.
Yours sounds gay. The other Brit posters don't use "budoir" as much as you do. I don't think I've seen Canadians or Americans, of either gender, use it at all.
It might just be you, gay boi.
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What can one expect from a middle aged wrestling doll collector, who sews tights and speedos for his “boys”?
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He doesn't get it. I bet he wears speedos for swimming
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Pretty damn gay, but knock yourself out
It 0bviously winds you up, so I will. Thanks for the permission btw
