Murdy looks like Chris Farley - Change my mind

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yo momma soooo dead, even the maggots know her on a first name basis.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

TL;DR you biatch! Löl

Over 5 minutes have elapsed and you haven't called me "Pickles." Are you feeling okay?

 

[Breakfall]

Yo momma soooo dead, even the maggots know her on a first name basis.

What the fuuuuuuuuck? She was cremated! Löl….you idiot. Was yo mama buried?

 

[Murdy]

Psssssst… you’re playing with a loaded deck.

In a bizarre twist of events, the altered photos weren’t enough…. and I believe that’s a first for this game.

 

[Breakfall]

You haven't called me "Pickles" for five minutes. Are you feeling okay?

Im feeling great! Löl

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

What the fuuuuuuuuck? She was cremated! Löl….you idiot. Was yo mama buried?

Yo momma sooo cremated, her new middle name is "Ash."

 

[Breakfall]

Psssssst… you’re playing with a loaded deck.

In a bizarre twist of events, the altered photos weren’t enough…. and I believe that’s a first for this game.

You shouldn’t bother with photoshopping beauty into your avatars. You’re an all round great chick! Xx

 

[Breakfall]

Yo momma sooo cremated, her new middle name is "Ash."

Her ashes are a part of the ocean now. Ocean sediment would be more apt. Löl…was yo mama buried or what?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Im feeling great! Löl

Are you finger fucking yourself in the ass as you stare at what is supposed to be me or my alleged sister participating in a gang bang?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Her ashes are a part of the ocean now. Ocean sediment would be more apt. Löl…was yo mama buried or what?

Yo momma sooo wet, that now she's finally ready and willing to let you slide your nub into what used to be her vagina.

 

[Breakfall]

Yo momma sooo wet, that now she's finally ready and willing to let you slide your nub into what used to be her vagina.

Are you squeezing your dick as you rabidly finger—type?? Löl

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You shouldn’t bother with photoshopping beauty into your avatars. You’re an all round great chick! Xx

Well. After seeing your face, you should use all 1000 online digital filters readily available to you.

You are not an all around great chicken. You're actually a whiny little man that has to embellish his wealth to impress some online buffoons you've never met.

 

[Murdy]

Honey… do you honestly believe they would do this to anyone worth less than $6mil?

It’s inferiority complex at its worst. Wake me when these losers figure out how to chop meat into their minuscule little peckers, Willie Wanker.

Eye is troll. My chops will go down in flametown history… as well as my reputation for being the most hated basted evah.

Toodles, loser xoxo Murdy

 

[Murdy]

Well. After seeing your face, you should use all 1000 online digital filters readily available to you.

You are not an all around great chicken. You're actually a whiny little man that has to embellish his wealth to impress some online buffoons you've never met.

awww… you mean he’s stupid AND fugly?

Anyone can fix lardass with some financing and a little PTO down time. It’s painful what the tards will believe these daze.

SMFH

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Are you squeezing your dick as you rabidly finger—type?? Löl

Are you fantasizing about that semen covered woman in the SSS pic and your cremated mother in a heated threesome? You two could roll around in your mom's ashes to where you both look African. You could ejaculate into some ash and make a paste out of it that way you and your mother can always have a piece of each other. When you're feeling extra lonely, you could ingest the protein laden paste to be closer to your dearly departed mom.

 

[Breakfall]

Honey… do you honestly believe they would do this to anyone worth less than $6mil?

It’s inferiority complex at its worst. Wake me when these losers figure out how to chop meat into their minuscule little peckers, Willie Wanker.

Eye is troll. My chops will go down in flametown history… as well as my reputation for being the most hated basted evah.

Toodles, loser xoxo Murdy

You’re a fucking nutter is what you are. Thank fuck you have a stinky black cock to nuzzle and jerk you back to reality every once in a while. Löl…pop another pill!

 

[Breakfall]

awww… you mean he’s stupid AND fugly?

Anyone can fix lardass with some financing and a little PTO down time. It’s painful what the tards will believe these daze.

SMFH

Come squeeze meh tits! They’ll make you warm and fuzzy all over! Löl

 

[Breakfall]

Löl @Murdy

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

LoL@.....

 

[Breakfall]

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Come squeeze meh tits! They’ll make you warm and fuzzy all over! Löl

Holy fuck Breaknuts, that picture of you with the overgrown mullet is older than Aryan's alleged picture of him staring lovingly at another man's crotch.

That picture sooo old that your mom was still wearing garters and stockings and was like still alive. What is that photo matted on? Papyrus? I'm surprised Wyatt Earp or Doc Holliday didn't photo bomb you.

 

[Breakfall]

Holy fuck Breaknuts, that picture of you with the overgrown mullet is older than Aryan's alleged picture of him staring lovingly at another man's crotch.

That picture sooo old that your mom was still wearing garters and stockings and was like still alive. What is that photo matted on? Papyrus? I'm surprised Wyatt Earp or Doc Holliday didn't photo bomb you.

I heard you the first time moron! Löl

 

[Breakfall]

Come eat meh arse!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I heard you the first time moron! Löl

Not with that mullet you didn't.

 

[Breakfall]

Not with that mullet you didn't.

24 I think.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Come eat meh arse!

How could anyone not be impressed by some 50 something year old dude hanging out on a forum bragging about his imaginary wealth to a bunch of mentally ill strangers?

 

[Master]

BiggieZulu- "Murdy looks like teh Chris Farley!!! Pwned"

(Biggie forgets to mention he boned Murdy)

Faggot says what?

 

[Breakfall]

How could anyone not be impressed by some 50 something year old dude hanging out on a forum bragging about his imaginary wealth to a bunch of mentally ill strangers?

51 years old. They’re not stangers…I’ve known most a long while wank_sock. And I am wealthy enough to lead sponsorship of Bastard Factory and throw money around being semi-retired and entrepreneurial. Burn sugar tits! Löl

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

24 I think.

How many dudes blew you because of that mullet? How many times did Aryan try to take you home after going to his weekly White Power meeting?

 

[Breakfall]

BiggieZulu- "Murdy looks like teh Chris Farley!!! Pwned"

(Biggie forgets to mention he boned Murdy)

Faggot says what?

You look like a faggot with that Van Dyke shit all over your face Chicongonian! Löl