My 2023 C8 Corvette

[The Prowler]

It is amazing how many posts I read with people referencing my 2023 C8 Corvette Stingray with the Z51 Performance Package.

I had no idea that it would cause such a stir on this site; but it has.

I will post some pictures in this thread of my C8 Corvette.

For you all to enjoy.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Post pic standing beside it in blue speedo with bacon cheeseburger in hand or it ain't happen

 

[Alticus]

Post pic standing beside it in blue speedo with bacon cheeseburger in hand or it ain't happen

It's a troll and a tired one at that.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

It's a troll and a tired one at that.

Yea but who cares about the corvette I just wanna see that jumbo bacon cheeseburger and I guess the blue speedo would be a close second

 

[The Prowler]

Here is a picture of me walking to my 2023 C8 Corvette at a track day...

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @jack you gotta get in this thread.

All kinds of Cool Corvette Stuff!!!!


This is me hunting down a Porsche at that Track Day.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Can't have a thread like this without George Jones corvette song

 

[The Prowler]

So many people talk to me about my C8 Corvette.

Some are interested in the new technology of the C8.

Some say "I had a 19** Corvette. It was so much fun!" or "My husband had a 19** Corvette. It was so much fun!"

Some people ask "How much did it cost?" which is kind of a weird question.

Many, many people just say something like "I like your car!" or "Nice ride!" or "Bet she is fast!!!"

When I am driving, I see so many people turn their heads and smile just because they see my C8 Corvette. it is really interesting how much pleasure people get just from see my car. I do understand it, though, because I get the same feeling when I see a vehicle that I really like. I often tell other people "Nice car!" or whatever. I think I have a video of me doing that...

 

[The Prowler]

Corvette stuff sent to me for Christmas....

 

[Lily]

Can't have a thread like this without George Jones corvette song

Prince Little RED Corvette makes it clear that a red Corvette is best

 

[The Prowler]

 

[The Prowler]

Here is a little video of me pulling up beside a Mazda MX5, which is a car that I really like...

So I tell the guy "I like your car."

He says "Thanks! I like yours too!"

I say "Thanks."

He says "Lotsa power in that baby!"

I say "Yeah, well yours is good. I like yours."

I am kinda laughing at the end because I wanted to tell the guy that I know his car is a lot of fun and is a great car to take down a winding country road or whatever, but he immediately wanted to talk about my C8. Everybody seems to want to talk about my C8 Corvette.

Check out that MX5 at the beginning of the video. They look awesome. I might get a car like that when I get older.

 

[Alticus]

Here is a picture of me walking to my 2023 C8 Corvette at a track day...

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[The Prowler]

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Zoomed Out!!!!

 

[Alticus]

Zoomed Out!!!!

You're lying yet again liar. That could be anybody.

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[Lily]

You're lying yet again liar. That could be anybody.

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If that's him, he has no way of attracting women. I hope he has that car, some Hos might go for that.

 

[Alticus]

If that's him, he has no way of attracting women. I hope he has that car, some Hos might go for that.

Of course it's not him.

 

[Lily]

Of course it's not him.

Yeah, but he sounds like he looks like that. Trust me...his "sex appeal" is in the negative numbers if that's him.

 

[The Prowler]

That could be anybody.

If that's him

Of course it's not him.

if that's him.

Holy fuck!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Holy fuck!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, he doesn't believe you have the car.

I think you might, precisely because you look like that!

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, blah blah blah

 

[Lily]

It doesn't make up for your bald pate and horrible attitude.

 

[The Prowler]

I have never had a problem in The Romance Department.

Now show some sensitivity to The 50 year Old Virgin @Alticus , Porky.

He has not been so fortunate.....

 

[Lily]

I have never had a problem in The Romance Department.

Now show some sensitivity to The 50 year Old Virgin @Alticus , Porky.

He has not been so fortunate.....

Barnyard animals cannot consent.

 

[Jack]

I have never had a problem in The Romance Department.

Now show some sensitivity to The 50 year Old Virgin @Alticus , Porky.

He has not been so fortunate.....

and you call her fat?

Truly a headcase.

 

[The Prowler]

Barnyard animals cannot consent.

Or.....

You could keep making jokes about a Lack of Emotional and Physical Intimacy which it do not affect to me at all, while making @Alticus feel crappy about his lonely life and all the poor decisions he has made.

You are fighting a battle that you cannot win, Lardo.

 

[The Prowler]

In my garage....

 

[Jack]

and you call her most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!?

Truly a headcase.

Seriously, They can pile lard that high in Kitchener? wonder how many Joseph Campbells there are in Kitchener?

Damn, you fucking BIG and BALD

 

[The Prowler]

@jack makes veiled threats with PI because he is getting pummeled (again).

Do not get.


Hurt.


@jack.