Post a Picture of Yourself!

[X]

Is that a tomato on the counter?

that's her nose

 

[Dove]

X talks a lot of shit for someone who posts distorted pictures of himself.

That wasnt just any tomato. When we lived in that house we had this older hippy woman neighbor who lived by herself and had a total fuck up adult son who was in and out of jail for drugs.

She had her entire yard turned into gardens. Flowers. Herbs. Veggies. My daughter loved going over there and helping her weed and such. She always had nests of baby bunnies and it was adorable.

She was a big pot smoker too. So my husband was over there at least once a day smoking with her.

She used to give us extra veggies all the time.

This place was out in Highland. NOT to be confused with ghetto ass Highland Park....just Highland. Everyone is high in Highland and we were no exception. We had another neighbor who lived a few houses down named Bob who was obviously faking a whole seizure disorder for benzos. And he was batshit fucking crazy. He would throw steak knives at squirrels and stand on his car and control the clouds.

Walk around our house looking in our windows because we were nice to him so he kept coming over. He would come to the door and have absolutely no reason to be there except he just wanted to....be there. He did it to everyone lol.

 

[Joe]

Me, Mr Dove and one of my hot friends ♡

@Dove Who's the pretty girl on the Right?

 

[Dove]

@Dove Who's the pretty girl on the Right?

A good friend of mine.

 

[Dove]

 

[Dove]

Prudey ♡ she was laying funny in the window today

 

[Carignan]

Prudey ♡ she was laying funny in the window today

Very nice pussy. My pussy is half calico and half tabby. Our pussies should meet some day. Just sayin

 

[Dove]

Very nice pussy. My pussy is half calico and half tabby. Our pussies should meet some day. Just sayin

 

[Seamajor]

Good choice Dove. Way better then the alternative

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dove looks muy exotica in all her photos.

 

[Dove]

Okay so that pic that Sea complimented was taken like 11 years ago. Before we were a legitimate couple. He was dating someone else lol. I'm a boyfriend poacher though.

This was last summer

 

[Garraty_47]

I don't think anyone's seen this pic of me before... date unknown:

 

[X]

I like your hair in this one and think you should consider washing it all the time

 

[Dove]

gregbkebgkegbekgbkd

maybe he googled odd fetishes or some shit.. your hair reminds him of his mother.. or perhaps a biker daddy that use to fuck him so he wants to meet up and "collect" your hair for this blow up dolls of mommie and daddy in his bedroom. so twisted fucks in the world. thankfully i am usually bald and he lives at least 30 mins away or i might get worried.

My hair is much much longer than this now

Its naturally curly/wavy like this.

 

[X]

My hair is much much longer than this now

Its naturally curly/wavy like this.

what the hell is wrong with your profile ?? you have a tulip bulb on your face

 

[Seamajor]

Dude, if you aint seen Sea posting Biggies pic over and over and over and over non stop the past couple weeks, you're blind.

I believe he is referring to folks that never post their pic, but yet like to yap about others looks.

Biggie is just pointing out the obvious, before Bastard Factory comes in here and warns folks himself.

You aint foolin' no one ALTicus.

You’ll be alright friend

 

[Garraty_47]

A couple years ago when I still had a beard...

 

[Dove]

I just got this last night in text

He wont be home until tomorrow night and Squish wont be home until Monday night. Shes going to the cabin. Which makes friday a rare "date night" :D

 

[Adam Hitler]

Me, Mr Dove and one of my hot friends ♡

Does she like Aryans from Liverpool?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm an idiot because I like women who wash their hair

Why do you have to pick on Lotus all the time?

 

[Dove]

Why do you have to pick on Lotus all the time?

He thinks women wash their HAIR everyday.

Isnt it obvious that no women have ever lived with this mindless loser?

 

[Adam Hitler]

He thinks women wash their HAIR everyday.

Isnt it obvious that no women have ever lived with this mindless loser?

I remember an ex saying that if she washed her hair too often it would get more greasy...

Fuck knows how that works, but LOL at thinking women with long hair wash their hair daily.

 

[Seamajor]

A couple years ago when I still had a beard...

I remember that photo from somewhere

 

[X]

I remember an ex saying that if she washed her hair too often it would get more greasy...

Fuck knows how that works, but LOL at thinking women with long hair wash their hair daily.

dood, my girlfriends wash their fucking hair, don't listen to a trailer dweller with clogged pipes ffs ,, you wanna smell a broads hair and smell hair I suppose tho since she sits arouund all day and doesnt perspire so maybe she doesnt but moast woman work and like to smell good

 

[X]

The point is you are showing every man here that you have NO experince or knowledge of women.

You are like that scene in the 40 year old virgin where Steve Corells character says a womans breast feels like a sandbag.

I'd be second hand embarrassed for you....but nah LOL

Dove, maybe he doesnt wash his hair too, who the fuck knows all I know is you should wash your hair

 

[Dove]

why do you freak out so dam much geez, wash your hair

Why do you freak out so much and blame the person causing your meltdown for your freak out?

 

[X]

Why do you freak out so much and blame the person causing your meltdown for your freak out?

Okay

but dont get mad you dont wash your hair and I wouldnt date you because you smell bad

 

[Dove]

Dove, maybe he doesnt wash his hair too, who the fuck knows all I know is you should wash your hair

If anyone here needed anything, you need some serious occupational therapy.

And some Trolling 101 so you can be more effective and less bleeding victimy.

 

[X]

If anyone here needed anything, you need some serious occupational therapy.

And some Trolling 101 so you can be more effective and less bleeding victimy.

dovey, you could have washed your hair in time you spent yammering LOL

 

[Garraty_47]

Dove, maybe he doesnt wash his hair too

If you're referring to me there are several pics of me in this thread; a few so recent they would be super easy to find if not for all this extraneous trolling of Dove. Judge for yourself.