Random Thoughts Thread

[Blazor]

Yup over did it with strength of my super spaghetti sauce I had for a late dinner last night.. morning piss these legs are rubber almost faceplanted.. gotta add more tomato sauce today

Thats what Im having tomorrow night. Mom's recipe. Well, it was actually my grandma's recipe on dad's side, but my mom made it pretty good. I tweaked it slightly, and dont exactly have her tweaks either. Its still pretty good though.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Breakfall]

I think I need to take another long weekend as of now. Life is too good to waste on making too much money.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Borris says we people can hug, anyone puts their hands on me your dead....

 

[Jeannie]

Borris says we people can hug, anyone puts their hands on me your dead....

that borris is a sexy man tho..

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Borris says we people can hug, anyone puts their hands on me your dead....

that borris is a sexy man tho..

Lol before when he was the mayor he used to ride a bike, people would shout, Boris you cunt, and he would give a thumbs up like the moron he is, now he gets driven around in a posh car escorted by the police, haha he’s still a cunt though...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’m sure he’s Benny Hills secret love child...

 

[Jeannie]

all i see is a clown on a too-small-bike getting pelted by rotten fruits & veggies just 2 serve the ppl

poor bastard

what size balloon does he use for hair combing?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

all i see is a clown on a too-small-bike getting pelted by rotten fruits & veggies just 2 serve the ppl

poor bastard

what size balloon does he use for hair combing?

Oh the hair lol, his name is Boris De pfettel Johnson, I kid you not....

 

[Frood]

Boris has his leftist gf's puppeteer hand up his arse...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Boris has his leftist gf's puppeteer hand up his arse...

For queen and country old boy, what ho...

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You couldn’t make this up, fuck, we’re done for..

 

[Breakfall]

You couldn’t make this up, fuck, we’re done for..

That looks like a Karen/Lotusbutt on the left! Lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You couldn’t make this up, fuck, we’re done for..

That looks like a Karen/Lotusbutt on the left! Lol

Can you imagine it, darling do you give me permission to change you today ? Or would you prefer to stink of piss and shit with a nappy rash up to your earoles...

 

[Breakfall]

You couldn’t make this up, fuck, we’re done for..

That looks like a Karen/Lotusbutt on the left! Lol

Can you imagine it, darling do you give me permission to change you today ? Or would you prefer to stink of piss and shit with a nappy rash up to your earoles...

There’s no hope other than a big re-set. I can’t believe the leftarded brain-dead actually have managed to have a voice!?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You couldn’t make this up, fuck, we’re done for..

That looks like a Karen/Lotusbutt on the left! Lol

Can you imagine it, darling do you give me permission to change you today ? Or would you prefer to stink of piss and shit with a nappy rash up to your earoles...

There’s no hope other than a big re-set. I can’t believe the leftarded brain-dead actually have managed to have a voice!?

If a kid is old enough to agree to let you change their arse then there’re old enough to use the toilet..

 

[Breakfall]

You couldn’t make this up, fuck, we’re done for..

That looks like a Karen/Lotusbutt on the left! Lol

Can you imagine it, darling do you give me permission to change you today ? Or would you prefer to stink of piss and shit with a nappy rash up to your earoles...

There’s no hope other than a big re-set. I can’t believe the leftarded brain-dead actually have managed to have a voice!?

If a kid is old enough to agree to let you change their arse then there’re old enough to use the toilet..

Totally...the same thing with kids breastfeeding. If it’s sucking a nipple and then is able to converse with the leftarded mother...the leftarded mother needs to be put away in a mental institution or given a liberal seat in parliament.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Blazor]

Dont tell me you went to the tanning bed lol.

 

[Sharona]

If I lived alone I would never have 2 put the toilet seat down again.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

If I lived alone I would never have 2 put the toilet seat down again.

The toilet seat should be up lol

 

[Blazor]

I like putting all the lids down, so its equal lifting no matter the gender lol.

 

[Frood]

If I lived alone I would never have 2 put the toilet seat down again.

Closed toilets are like unloaded guns.... completely pointless....

 

[Admin.]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If I lived alone I would never have 2 put the toilet seat down again.

Stfu and buy a bucket..

 

[Sharona]

What happens if you turn off a car engine when at its top speed?

 

[Jeannie]

im at the beach and picked a spot at the end where the dunes and grass start - 100 ft from everyone else - then the hiptsers show up

plonk. 10 ft from me and start playing lisa loeb type music really loud

 

[Jeannie]

What happens if you turn off a car engine when at its top speed?

pull the emergecny brake and pray 2 jesus lol