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Sitting on the park bench...
Random Thoughts Thread
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Well my Breakfall soup was awesome. But I woke up with my eyes looking like sheep fannies and I was still buzzing. I did have two large portions mind you...
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Dog just tried to break down in the front door, I take it we have a different postman, only the little bloke in the glasses is allowed, all other postman can fuck off as for as he’s concerned...
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Well it’s Friday evening this end and the missus is having a girl’s night out. I don’t know what to do with myself at the moment except smoke another joint! Yes...that’s what I’ll do. @Harry McKnackers ...whatchu doing?
Making dinner and going to bed...have to leave at 9 am tomorrow for my sister in laws 50th pub crawl.... lulz
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Ahhhhhhhh....she’s born in the best of years! Mine’s later this year can you believe it?! Remember to have a shot of olive oil to line the stomach. Don’t want to be too legless!
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Reeeeely...do explain?
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You are in the presence of greatness...
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Shot four rounds of trap with the new Stevens 555 today. Hit 22-23-23-24 which is not to bad considering it's a new gun. 
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Yup your typical 16 yard trapFrom 16 yards?Shot four rounds of trap with the new Stevens 555 today. Hit 22-23-23-24 which is not to bad considering it's a new gun.
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Roger the Roswell alien with multiple personality disorder, a ski jumper in a goldfish body, an acne covered Jew, lol whoever writes American dad has to be a stoner...
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Where the fuck are these fucking political posters that are intent on destroying Bastard Factory? You want a fucking war...you’re going to get a fucking war!!!
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It's a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon and it's time to go play outdoors.
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Didn't do very good trap shooting today, 17-20-20-21 oh well you gotta take the good with the bad.
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Sunny Monday ‘ere...decided to go surfing but the swell is a bit flat. Beautiful Autumn weather and the water is still piss-warm.
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God Damn postal service is all kinds of fucked up, bad sign I guess getting mail on Sunday..
Fuckin Astra Zeneca Covid 19 shots bogging down the service..
Fucking scummy pricks
Fuckin Astra Zeneca Covid 19 shots bogging down the service..
Fucking scummy pricks
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Boy have I got a lovely story for you...tell it later tonight, as I’m just unwinding!
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Just had a shower and shaved my arse. I usually use Dove soap, but I used some shaving foam this time. My anus feels all tingly! Lol
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Now rub some deep heat in....
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Oh hell no! The last time I rubbed anything on it, was when my missus dared me to put some Tabasco sauce. It burned so bad that my mouth started to water and I wanted to vomit. She laughed and laughed and I cried...involuntarily mind you *cough* real men don’t cry!
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BC now stands for before corona virus....Jesus can fuck off...
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Yup over did it with strength of my super spaghetti sauce I had for a late dinner last night.. morning piss these legs are rubber almost faceplanted.. gotta add more tomato sauce today
