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I shave my balls .. for the times when I rock out with mah cawK out !

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Hmmmm.......
Food for thought.
Because we are ugly and covert in hair and women not so much !
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Not necessarily....there are ugly women covered in hair, too.....ha ha ha ha....
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Even most fat ugly hairy women can get a guy but the other way around the guy better have lots of $$$$$$$ !

I am a hairy person but when the women find out it's to late,I am also very good looking and most women find me fun to be around and you wound not believe the single women in my bowling league the way they came after me when my wife died and a couple didn't even wait for that- - - - -anyways can only speak for myself and would never post a picture of my privates on the net but that's me - - - - - - - -
 

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What is it with men? They want all kinds of nudes from a woman- and if you don't show, you're deemed chicken shit of the year....but when you ask the mf to climb the same tree, HE ACTUALLY EXPOSES HIMSELF TO BEING NOTHING "BUT" THE VERY CHICKEN SHIT HE CALLED YOU.

Hmmmm.......
Food for thought.
That is because no matter what the woman looks like, she will be beautiful. Especially when she is naked.
A naked man us just plain ugly. Always. And we just do not want to hear that.

Yes, I am ugly naked (and clothed), but please do not say it in my face.
 

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What is it with men? They want all kinds of nudes from a woman- and if you don't show, you're deemed chicken shit of the year....but when you ask the mf to climb the same tree, HE ACTUALLY EXPOSES HIMSELF TO BEING NOTHING "BUT" THE VERY CHICKEN SHIT HE CALLED YOU.

Hmmmm.......
Food for thought.
Because we are ugly and covert in hair and women not so much !

Not necessarily....there are ugly women covered in hair, too.....ha ha ha ha....
No, I have never seen a truly ugly woman. You might not like a few parts, but she is never ugly.
 

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pfft what a white knight ^
 

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in the other day in a server that i'm in, some dude really went apeshit with the pc bullshit like no porn and no saying retard word here.
like fuck off mind your own business for fuck sake.
 

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Well, since we are naming cats lol..... Indoors, there is a Russian Gray, his name is Pebbles, we thought he was a girl as a kitten and then his balls finally dropped lol. Lucky just passed away half a year ago. And Zena was a stray cat I saved, she had been attacked, and her eye was infected, so I took her to the vet and they removed her eye. I kept her indoors after that. Outdoors, there is Bear, she is black but kinda brown, I might take her in before the Winter. Also there is Midnight, named by his owners, the sons of bitches, they abandoned his ass right before this past Winter, I take care of him, he is a sweety. Also Stripey, she cool, but always skittish and nervous. We give each other the light eye wink of respect and trust lol.

Yes, I am Catman. When no one else takes care of them, Catman does lol.
Good, I might need some advice on my new kitten when she gets here, I’m a dog person so this will be a challenge, I’m guessing it’s not that hard ...

Lol right on, nah its not hard. The kitten will need kitten food, its smaller. If I treat my kittys to soft food, its only once a week, too much soft can food give them the squirts lol. Also, have to wait 6 months if you decide to have it "fixed". Of course there is flea medicine if needed, and worm medicine. Litter box aint hard, I get a high walled enclosed one. Sift it once every other day. You'll need to stick the kitten in the box shortly after arrival so it knows where to go bathroom. If it has an accident, I stick its nose in it, give a light tap on its ass, say bad, and then put it in the box again so it knows. I dont usually have issues. A good thing about a cat is you can leave it enough food and water and be gone for 3 days and be fine. Dont force your love on it either til it gets use to you lol, let them accept you. Anything else just ask lol.
Yeah she’s coming home Monday when she’s 8 weeks, what about the first night away from mother ? Do they cry like pups ? Or will she just sleep ? Anything special to do about that ?
Should be fine, just give kitty love, and food. I took one in at 4 weeks that was a stray, it only cried a lil when it was hungry. At 8 weeks you gonna have a playful kitty lol, and very curious.
I spoke to the woman I’m getting her from and she said my kitten is climbing, she climbed up her bike and got grease all over her lol, 3 days to go, I’m like a kid waiting for Santa. I went from “ wtf did you do that for I don’t want a fucking cat “ to an excited mess that’s gone way over the top buying cat stuff...

Mine use to like climbing up my leg, up my shirt, and laying around my neck/shoulders lol. At 12 years old, he still tries too lol.

Mine like to play with small stuffed mice, jingle balls (one will fetch it like a dog). They like lasers, and chasing a feather on a string or something. They will need a scratching post. Oh, and for kicks, when it gets a few months older, give it some catnip hahaha.
 

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I shave my balls .. for the times when I rock out with mah cawK out !

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I trim the bushes and mow the grass as well lol. Ya get more blowjobs that way lol.
 

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Well, since we are naming cats lol..... Indoors, there is a Russian Gray, his name is Pebbles, we thought he was a girl as a kitten and then his balls finally dropped lol. Lucky just passed away half a year ago. And Zena was a stray cat I saved, she had been attacked, and her eye was infected, so I took her to the vet and they removed her eye. I kept her indoors after that. Outdoors, there is Bear, she is black but kinda brown, I might take her in before the Winter. Also there is Midnight, named by his owners, the sons of bitches, they abandoned his ass right before this past Winter, I take care of him, he is a sweety. Also Stripey, she cool, but always skittish and nervous. We give each other the light eye wink of respect and trust lol.

Yes, I am Catman. When no one else takes care of them, Catman does lol.
Good, I might need some advice on my new kitten when she gets here, I’m a dog person so this will be a challenge, I’m guessing it’s not that hard ...

Lol right on, nah its not hard. The kitten will need kitten food, its smaller. If I treat my kittys to soft food, its only once a week, too much soft can food give them the squirts lol. Also, have to wait 6 months if you decide to have it "fixed". Of course there is flea medicine if needed, and worm medicine. Litter box aint hard, I get a high walled enclosed one. Sift it once every other day. You'll need to stick the kitten in the box shortly after arrival so it knows where to go bathroom. If it has an accident, I stick its nose in it, give a light tap on its ass, say bad, and then put it in the box again so it knows. I dont usually have issues. A good thing about a cat is you can leave it enough food and water and be gone for 3 days and be fine. Dont force your love on it either til it gets use to you lol, let them accept you. Anything else just ask lol.
Yeah she’s coming home Monday when she’s 8 weeks, what about the first night away from mother ? Do they cry like pups ? Or will she just sleep ? Anything special to do about that ?
Should be fine, just give kitty love, and food. I took one in at 4 weeks that was a stray, it only cried a lil when it was hungry. At 8 weeks you gonna have a playful kitty lol, and very curious.
I spoke to the woman I’m getting her from and she said my kitten is climbing, she climbed up her bike and got grease all over her lol, 3 days to go, I’m like a kid waiting for Santa. I went from “ wtf did you do that for I don’t want a fucking cat “ to an excited mess that’s gone way over the top buying cat stuff...

Mine use to like climbing up my leg, up my shirt, and laying around my neck/shoulders lol. At 12 years old, he still tries too lol.

Mine like to play with small stuffed mice, jingle balls (one will fetch it like a dog). They like lasers, and chasing a feather on a string or something. They will need a scratching post. Oh, and for kicks, when it gets a few months older, give it some catnip hahaha.
I will lol, already ordered the laser, she purrs like almost all the time, that means she’s happy right ?
 

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