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I’ve not eaten meat except seafood in what seems like a decade, I almost gave in when I thought of a Big Mac sitting next to McDonald’s on the way home tonight... Is it normal to crave proper meat? Shit...
McDonalds meat aint proper meat, shit aint natural. I avoid McD's like the plague, til I get a hankering for their fries lol, thats all I'll get. Love me a burger though, from the right place.

Ever had a salmon burger? They aint bad if you sticking with seafood and want a burger.
 

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Mcdonalds, just like any of the other big franchises, sells 100% beef.

Don't be fooling yourself.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
Veggie burger? I have never gave a neg, but that one almost got a thumbs down lol. For you I would at least try it before giving judgement though lol.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
Veggie burger? I have never gave a neg, but that one almost got a thumbs down lol. For you I would at least try it before giving judgement though lol.
i drive a jeep so u know they r good! :D
not good enough 2 totally fool everyone into thinking beef but i was really impressed

def better than turkey burgers - yuk!
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
Veggie burger? I have never gave a neg, but that one almost got a thumbs down lol. For you I would at least try it before giving judgement though lol.
i drive a jeep so u know they r good! :D
not good enough 2 totally fool everyone into thinking beef but i was really impressed

def better than turkey burgers - yuk!
You can make anything taste good if you don't mind heart burn from all the seasoning- - - - - - -
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
Veggie burger? I have never gave a neg, but that one almost got a thumbs down lol. For you I would at least try it
Protein isn't the same as meat. Bean curds and tofu may do the nutrition job, but nature's gravy dripping down your chin is satisfying.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
Veggie burger? I have never gave a neg, but that one almost got a thumbs down lol. For you I would at least try it before giving judgement though lol.
i drive a jeep so u know they r good! :D
not good enough 2 totally fool everyone into thinking beef but i was really impressed

def better than turkey burgers - yuk!
You can make anything taste good if you don't mind heart burn from all the seasoning- - - - - - -
im sure its full of them 2 taste anything near a beef burger - especially salt
 

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I never said it was all natural. I said it was 100% beef.

YOU can define "beef."
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
No bud never had a salmon burger I don’t think I’ve ever seen one? Believe it or not we’ve got plenty vegan and pescatarian places in Scotland and no they don’t deep fry the lettuce lol
 

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Miy mum used to make salmon burgers sometimes on wild card Friday. She called them croquettes. Salmon, onion, and bread crumbs fried in a little oil. Not bad, but a little dry.
 

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There's an abandoned bird nest in the eaves on my porch. I just saw two wrens making renovations! Well, one is supervising....
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
Veggie burger? I have never gave a neg, but that one almost got a thumbs down lol. For you I would at least try it before giving judgement though lol.
i drive a jeep so u know they r good! :D
not good enough 2 totally fool everyone into thinking beef but i was really impressed

def better than turkey burgers - yuk!
lol

Turkey burgers suck, and I swap burger for turkey a lot of times. They too dry. Turkey tacos are good, same with turkey in Hamburger Helper and turkey sloppy joes (almost like BBQ chicken), but for things like chili, spaghetti, meatloaf, ya have to use burger.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
No bud never had a salmon burger I don’t think I’ve ever seen one? Believe it or not we’ve got plenty vegan and pescatarian places in Scotland and no they don’t deep fry the lettuce lol
Lol deep fried lettuce. Someone had deep fried avocados the other day, so now Im curious on that lol. Deep fried Oreos are the shit! So good.

I found the salmon burgers in the freezer section. Ever made fried salmon patties or fried salmon? Or are you not a fan of fried lol?
 

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Miy mum used to make salmon burgers sometimes on wild card Friday. She called them croquettes. Salmon, onion, and bread crumbs fried in a little oil. Not bad, but a little dry.
Those are fried salmon patties, my mom made those too. She use the canned salmon? I also add egg and a lil milk to mine too.

Goes good with fried taters, pinto beans and corn bread.
 

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And pumped full of hormones and shit, so fat fuckers can keep gobblin' them bitches down. It aint natural, I have IBS, and natural meat dont bother me, only the kind full of shit we aint suppose to be eating makes my asshole sing to the porcelain god.
No bud never had a salmon burger I don’t think I’ve ever seen one? Believe it or not we’ve got plenty vegan and pescatarian places in Scotland and no they don’t deep fry the lettuce lol
Lol deep fried lettuce. Someone had deep fried avocados the other day, so now Im curious on that lol. Deep fried Oreos are the shit! So good.

I found the salmon burgers in the freezer section. Ever made fried salmon patties or fried salmon? Or are you not a fan of fried lol?
Haha no I love fried eggs, chips and beans... I tried a deep fried Mars bar once and had to spit it out, it’s like the sweetness was turned up, yuck! Deep fried haddock or cod is delicious covered in batter or breadcrumbs never done salmon though... We have world class smoked salmon here though
 
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