Random Thoughts Thread

[Mr. Whipple]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Nice weather finally, don’t know why some people think it’s a cue to plop all their naked flab out though.

 

[Damaged Maven]

After a long, entertaining pot candy and alcohol fueled night on the porch, the Goddess asked that I escort her to bed. Yeah, she was pretty wobbly, but we made it OK. I dumped her in bed and said "The white girls, they can't handle they smoke." She giggled and promptly nodded off. She's still breathing, so it was a good night.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Starving the troll! Sweet!!!

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Easter Bunny

 

[knife wielder]

You have to read.

 

[Jeannie]

guten morgan

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Guten nachmittag

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Ich habe letzte Nacht meine Eier geleckt

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ich habe letzte Nacht meine Eier geleckt

You have last nights eggs licked ? Wovon sprichst du ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Ich habe letzte Nacht meine Eier geleckt

You have last nights eggs licked ? Wovon sprichst du ?

I got my balls licked :LOL1: Meine Eier sind riesig

 

[TheHaze]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Whoa - that's deep shit!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I have a slight addiction to buttermilk.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Gawd, one of the few tastes that 'bout make me puke.

I do like BM biscuits, however.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

It's an acquired taste I suppose. But only the Bulgarian style though the low most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! buttermilk isn't very good at all.

 

[MasterBlaster]

It always tasted like sour milk to me - bleagh!

 

[TheHaze]

I rather drink toilet water even with some piss in there- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I like banana milk.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I never had banana milk :(

 

[Jeannie]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Bastard Factory]

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I can’t remember the last time I squeezed a big tit..

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I can’t remember the last time I squeezed a big tit..

Been about two months since the last time I squeezed a big tit.
Only problem was the girl was big too.
I thought she was gonna eat me.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Here guys, fap on this.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Here guys, fap on this.

Yikes!! Looks like a hermaphrodite!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Here guys, fap on this.

Yikes!! Looks like a hermaphrodite!

Looks like the spawn of Courtney Love and Mick Jagger.

 

[Blazor]

I can’t remember the last time I squeezed a big tit..

Im not a big tit guy, I prefer a hand full or under, perky no matter what though (that pair looks nice btw). So with that being the case, the last time I squeezed a big tit was at the strip club 5 years ago lol.