A few years ago at my mum's house it snowed every fucking night, so every fucking morning I'd be out with a shovel. On Christmas eve morning mother nature, that evil bitch dumped 18 inches. So I'm out there freezing my ass off with the shovel. Becky the neighbor comes out and says if I have some gas she'll pull out her snow blower. I got no gas, so I keep shoveling and Becky goes back inside for hot cocoa and a finger fuck. She comes, I guess, and comes back out. If I drive to the Circle K for some gas, she'll pull out the snow blower. There's 18" of snow in the street and the city of Merriam is still having coffee. I keep shoveling, and she goes back in for more masturbation. The city plow comes by to clear the cul de sac,, shoving another 2 feet of snow in front of mum's driveway. Becky negotiates with Ron, the other neighbor to get some gas. I'm still shoveling. A while later after another diddling she cranks the snow blower and clears the last 2 square feet of mum's driveway. At least she tried, but I'd have preferred a handy or at least some cocoa.