Random Thoughts Thread

[SHAMPAIN]

no, jealous.. like you wanna fuck the sister but your willy won't reach (:

Bizarre story... psycho slut sister wanted to mindfuck a third child, but hubby had lazy sperm. She asked the Goddess if I could donate a dicking to the cause.

Holy fucking shit.

Fake news

 

[Damaged Maven]

No, true story. I never attempted to continue the family line with that twisted bitch, and even the thought was squick.

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

No, true story. I never attempted to continue the family line with that twisted bitch, and even the thought was squick.

 

[Jeannie]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Who says he showers? :LOL1:

 

[Jeannie]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert

There’s still life in the old sea bass yet lol

 

[X]

Showers are overrated ..what with all the 'wash rinse AND repeat !! WTF

 

[Breakfall]

Bathing is only good for reading and shaving one’s anus.

 

[Jeannie]

nothing is sacred on the internet :facepalm:

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert

No. When it's time you die. No matter the time or place

 

[Damaged Maven]

Amazon will deliver anything. Like stiletto heels filled with cocaine. And the shoes are made from Moroccan hashish.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bathing is only good for reading and shaving one’s anus.

How do you read your anus ?

 

[Jeannie]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Who says he showers? :LOL1:

he mentioned it somewhere and i was going 2 suggest he get life alert

No. When it's time you die. No matter the time or place

if u were that indifferent about death u never would have let that doctor stick his finger up your butt

 

[Damaged Maven]

There's a difference between curiosity and indifference. Besides, it felt really good.

 

[Blazor]

Showers are overrated ..what with all the 'wash rinse AND repeat !! WTF

Cause some of us dont like stinky fingers! lol

 

[Seamajor]

They journey where they should not

 

[Jeannie]

There's a difference between curiosity and indifference. Besides, it felt really good.

did u change your underwear before going or did he stick it through a rot hole?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Seamajor]

It’s actually explainable.

 

[Damaged Maven]

It's a thin line between clean scanties and depression.

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Jeannie, post: 90377, member:

if u were that indifferent about death u never would have let that doctor stick his finger up your butt[/QUOTE]

One finger ain't so bad and a lot better having this up your ass- - - - - - - - -

 

[Breakfall]

[QUOTE="Jeannie, post: 90377, member:

if u were that indifferent about death u never would have let that doctor stick his finger up your butt

One finger ain't so bad and a lot better having this up your ass- - - - - - - - -

[/QUOTE]
That brown haze that your crusty anus pumps out must be a chore even to the most dutiful quack!

 

[Vile_Vixen]

The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?

I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.

I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.

who is going 2 help if u faint in the shower?

Life alert

 

[Seamajor]

Poor lady. Hope she’s OK

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Why do people try and kiss you on both cheeks like some French cunt, go away from me.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Anyone actually kissing on both cheeks should be assaulted with extreme prejudice. The motion is bad enough.

 

[Seamajor]

Yuck. I don’t even like shaking hands

 

[Damaged Maven]

Yuck. I don’t even like shaking hands

Considering where most hands have been, I don't blame you.