Random Thoughts Thread

[Swamp-Duck]

Why did God put the pussy and the asshole so close together ?

Cos he’s a perverted cunt ?

 

[Scooter]

I want to buy a blonde.

 

[Q]

I want to buy a blonde.

Child? Woman to be your wife or slave?

Ontopic:
OMG! @Scooter want to buy a human?! Or maybe beer?

 

[Scooter]

A guitar.

 

[Q]

A guitar.

No, that can't be it.... How can a guitar be blonde?

Ontopic:
What the hell am I watching on tv???

 

[Scooter]

A guitar.

No, that can't be it.... How can a guitar be blonde?

It looks blonde to me.

 

[Q]

It looks blonde to me.

Wow! Beautoful. Do you play the electric guitar?

 

[Scooter]

Not very well but I'd like to improve myself.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

No matter how cute she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

 

[X]

I love watching The First 48.

Ha ha yes the Ratting show LOL

 

[Matt Smith]

Pigeons taste horrible.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can’t even pop in somewhere for a cuppa tea, they start reeling off earl gray, camomile, no a fucking cuppa tea, where did all these ponces come from...

 

[Scott]

Why did God put the pussy and the asshole so close together ?

So we can carry 'em home like a six pack.

 

[Blazor]

Why did God put the pussy and the asshole so close together ?

So we can carry 'em home like a six pack.

Hahahahahahahahaha :LMAO:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Why did God put the pussy and the asshole so close together ?

So we can carry 'em home like a six pack.

How when you need help yourself...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Dogs are man's best friend, but they'll still eat yer face if you die alone with them.

 

[RAVEN]

Dogs are man's best friend, but they'll still eat yer face if you die alone with them.

HAHAHA... I'd like to think mine would starve first. I accidentally cut my wrist making my own hydroponic systems.. IT WAS DEEP... I bled all over the kitchen..looked like something off of a horror flick lol.. called the paramedics.. and went to the hospital.. When I got home 8 hours later.. My dogs hadn't eaten my blood.. :D.. If they would have, I don't think I would ever looked at them the same way again.. :D

 

[X]

No matter how cute she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

Still thinking of this today LOL
what a great quote .. applies directly to me at this time in life I guess that's why I find it so amusing LOL

 

[Q]

Dogs are man's best friend, but they'll still eat yer face if you die alone with them.

HAHAHA... I'd like to think mine would starve first. I accidentally cut my wrist making my own hydroponic systems.. IT WAS DEEP... I bled all over the kitchen..looked like something off of a horror flick lol.. called the paramedics.. and went to the hospital.. When I got home 8 hours later.. My dogs hadn't eaten my blood.. :D.. If they would have, I don't think I would ever looked at them the same way again.. :D

Still, they'd eat you to keep from starving. That's how nature is.

 

[Scooter]

This Irish Ale is real pretty.

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It has hotter pickups but I'm not sure what the body wood is. And I don't know if I'd like the feel of the fretboard wood. It's not what I'm looking for, so I'm not even going to think about it. I like the sound of the traditional pickups.

 

[Matt Smith]

Road House is still an amazing movie.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Road House is still an amazing movie.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

 

[Q]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

...and then the English came to the "East" and stole all the tea and started to pretend it is theirs :devil1:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

...and then the English came to the "East" and stole all the tea and started to pretend it is theirs :devil1:

The English think everything’s theirs...

 

[Q]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

...and then the English came to the "East" and stole all the tea and started to pretend it is theirs :devil1:

The English think everything’s theirs...

Yes, we should destroy England! Will you help me?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

...and then the English came to the "East" and stole all the tea and started to pretend it is theirs :devil1:

The English think everything’s theirs...

Yes, we should destroy England! Will you help me?

Let me get my stuff out first...

 

[Q]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

...and then the English came to the "East" and stole all the tea and started to pretend it is theirs :devil1:

The English think everything’s theirs...

Yes, we should destroy England! Will you help me?

Let me get my stuff out first...

OMG! Are you there? Did they capture you?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So the story goes, Buddha couldn’t concentrate on meditation, so he ripped off his eyelids and threw them away, tea grew from his eyelids, enough to put you off a cuppa for the rest of your life !

...and then the English came to the "East" and stole all the tea and started to pretend it is theirs :devil1:

The English think everything’s theirs...

Yes, we should destroy England! Will you help me?

Let me get my stuff out first...

OMG! Are you there? Did they capture you?

No I’m free, so, Semtex or novichok agent ?

 

[Q]

Yes, we should destroy England! Will you help me?

Let me get my stuff out first...

OMG! Are you there? Did they capture you?

No I’m free, so, Semtex or novichok agent ?

We send in the beavers to gnaw all the trees