Random Thoughts Thread

[Q]

I am moving back to Canada after the election.

Where do you live now??

 

[Ice]

Not having to worry about piss tests rocks.

 

[Matt Smith]

It will be a cold day in hell before the US makes weed Legal.

 

[Ice]

My neighbors were just out walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday. Both of her parents, Liberal Party members, were standing there so I asked her, “If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, “I'd give food & houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! “Wow…what a worthy goal,” I said... “You don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!" “What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, You can come over to my house & mow the lawn, pull weeds, & trim my hedge, & I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, & you can give him the $50 to use toward food & a new house. She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye & asked, “Why doesn't the homeless guy come over & do the work & you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party!”

 

[Master Pu]

It will be a cold day in hell before the US makes weed Legal.

It is and has been in Massachusetts for awhile now. Several other states as well. Recreational not medical. Federally will take a long time.

 

[RAVEN]

I was looking for a picture of Uncledilf to photoshop and noticed in the search there was pic of him in the Legacy Obituaries.. I was thinking WTF?? So I looked HAHAHAHA... and sure enough.. His picture was there marked as family HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's the link.. look at the bottom of the page lol :LOL2:

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And. P.S. I know this really isn't a pic of Dilf, but the fact that someone would troll with that pic is hilarious lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

And on June 10, he rose again, the resurrection of our lord of trolls....trollolol....

 

[Blazor]

I was looking for a picture of Uncledilf to photoshop and noticed in the search there was pic of him in the Legacy Obituaries.. I was thinking WTF?? So I looked HAHAHAHA... and sure enough.. His picture was there marked as family HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's the link.. look at the bottom of the page lol :LOL2:

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And. P.S. I know this really isn't a pic of Dilf, but the fact that someone would troll with that pic is hilarious lol

Hahahahahaha!!!! WTF! lol

@UncleDiLF , you see this!? lol

 

[Matt Smith]

The Mandalorian comes out at midnight.

 

[Jeannie]

im ripped
who wants 2 fight? :fuckOFF:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Jeannie]

no, u need 2 insult me, go ahead

..twat

 

[Jeannie]

ok, serious question now

who looks like they comb their hair with a balloon more, bernie sanders or boris johnson?

 

[Blazor]

Oh shit, if there are 10 servings in a bag of Doritos, and I ate like 7 servings, is that bad lol?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Looks like another lockdown from Wednesday till 1st December, but they’re leaving school etc open ! Don’t make no sense really...

 

[Matt Smith]

We are all gonna die eventually. It might as well be due to covid.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

We are all gonna die eventually. It might as well be due to covid.

No, I’ve still got stuff to do, I’m not ready to meet satan just yet lol...

 

[Q]

We are all gonna die eventually. It might as well be due to covid.

No, I’ve still got stuff to do, I’m not ready to meet satan just yet lol...

Too bad, he is already here to get you: @Satan

 

[Q]

Oh shit, if there are 10 servings in a bag of Doritos, and I ate like 7 servings, is that bad lol?

We are all gonna die eventually. It might as well be due to covid.

Or due to too much Doritos :LOL2:

 

[Matt Smith]

I have never been a fan of Doritos.

 

[Blurt]

Alien Matt Smith has orange dyed fingertips. Not Doritos.

Uses turmeric as anal lubricant.

Ew! Nope. I don't follow that.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No Guy Fawkes night this year, no displays, fuck Christmas I want fireworks...

 

[Blazor]

No Guy Fawkes night this year, no displays, fuck Christmas I want fireworks...

What you mean no Guy Fawkes?


I will give you Guy Fawkes on Guy night, promise!!!! Remember remember!!!!!

 

[Matt Smith]

I want to murder those damn hornets.

 

[Blurt]

No Guy Fawkes night this year, no displays, fuck Christmas I want fireworks...

What you mean no Guy Fawkes?


I will give you Guy Fawkes on Guy night, promise!!!! Remember remember!!!!!

Beauregard Duke make swamp duck see fireworks on Guy Night? Ew!

Southern culture still on the skids, yep.

I don't follow that.

 

[Q]

I don't follow that.

There's a lot that @Cisco Gene doesn't follow :LOL4:

 

[Blurt]

I follow that. Thumbs up emoji.

 

[Ice]

The day after Halloween and there are smashed pumpkins on the street....... Fucking idiots.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Thes 50 species of bacteria in the average naval....

 

[Matt Smith]

All the sluts are gone now.