But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for?
I wonder, do you think some bastards on here buy a turkey, just to fuck themselves in the ass with a turkey neck, thinking that Butterball included a turkey cock just for them? "Well, Im gonna put this beauty to use! No sense in wasting it!".
Or do you think some bastards, like to butter up a turkey, as they like the excitement of the turkey trying to get away from them while they plow away at it?
The bad thing about football season in the Tidewater is you have to watch the Redskins every. fucking. Sunday. But every so often there's a Ravens game.