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Good morning. Already 86 degrees here. The white skin snow birds are showing, with their new tatts. Sunburned city.
 

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RAVENS! Jimmy the WOP is gonna have a bad time in Baltimore, today.

And I get to sit in the rain all afternoon.
Cant wait myself. Not so sure about the bad time part? 2 good teams. Gonna be about defense today.
Partly because of the rain and also, I thought the Ravens would get after him and create some turnovers.
 

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Came back from the park and back in bed with my electric blanket, it’s fucking freezing out there, got the heating on and a jar of weed so here I’m staying for the day and fuck everything.
I feel like hammered dog shit. I was going to have a shower, but I almost fainted earlier. Falling in the bath isn't high on my list. I can be a pussy sometimes. Obviously, I can also be a filthy, stinking wretch.
 

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Falling in the tub because of slipping or loss of balance or whatever ain't no joke. That shit HURTS.
 

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Falling in the tub because of slipping or loss of balance or whatever ain't no joke. That shit HURTS.
Yeah, but I finally washed my nasty ass. I feel much better and the Goddess is much more... friendly.
 

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Came back from the park and back in bed with my electric blanket, it’s fucking freezing out there, got the heating on and a jar of weed so here I’m staying for the day and fuck everything.
I feel like hammered dog shit. I was going to have a shower, but I almost fainted earlier. Falling in the bath isn't high on my list. I can be a pussy sometimes. Obviously, I can also be a filthy, stinking wretch.
So take a bath instead, my sister fell in the shower and had to have her hip joint replaced- - - - - - -
 

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My USB in the Jeep started working a couple weeks ago. Think it was a humidity issue.
 

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I feel like hammered dog shit. I was going to have a shower, but I almost fainted earlier. Falling in the bath isn't high on my list. I can be a pussy sometimes. Obviously, I can also be a filthy, stinking wretch.[/QUOTE]

So take a bath instead, my sister fell in the shower and had to have her hip joint replaced- - - - - - -[/QUOTE]

A... bath? Like soaking in water that the remnants of my nasty ass crack is dissolving in unflushed toilet water? I don't swim in public pools because I know what goes on in there....
 

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Had 3 killer pork tacos, with a perfectly balanced hot and sweet salsa. Ate em all
 

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Was randomly thinking he wasn't going to very well drive one of them home was he ??
 

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?
 

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?
I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.
 

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no, jealous.. like you wanna fuck the sister but your willy won't reach (:
Bizarre story... psycho slut sister wanted to mindfuck a third child, but hubby had lazy sperm. She asked the Goddess if I could donate a dicking to the cause.

Holy fucking shit.
 

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No, true story. I never attempted to continue the family line with that twisted bitch, and even the thought was squick.
 

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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?
I don't know. Why the fuck would you want to go to Disney World? If I were you, I'd be happy spending my time at home alone.
I love DisneyWorld, but not in holiday season. The time alone is nice but empty.
 
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