Food Lion is big into charity food donations around here.
The guy ahead of me in checkout asked to buy 8 of these boxes of canned food for $5 each. The gal at checkout asked "You know these are for donation?" Nod. Quizzical dog from the gal. "You want... eight?" Another nod. "Nobody gets eight." Finally the guy asks "You ever been hungry?"
And just to fuck with her... and just because... I bought eight.