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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.
 

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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.


I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.
 

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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.


I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.
I got a regulation barber clipper with a #5 guide. If I'm careful and not too drunk I can do a military grade cut without a mirror.
 

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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.


I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.
I got a regulation barber clipper with a #5 guide. If I'm careful and not too drunk I can do a military grade cut without a mirror.


I dont use a guard, and can do the same, no mirror lol.
 

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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.


I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.
I got a regulation barber clipper with a #5 guide. If I'm careful and not too drunk I can do a military grade cut without a mirror.


I dont use a guard, and can do the same, no mirror lol.
You have a lot less hair to deal with.
 

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The bodies in Nova Scotia haven't even been buried yet and that fucking cunt trudeau is talking gun control.

I can't believe that eastern canadians voted that cunt in TWICE.
Haha ..Guns and Canada ...uhhh yah lol
 

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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.


I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.
I got a regulation barber clipper with a #5 guide. If I'm careful and not too drunk I can do a military grade cut without a mirror.


I dont use a guard, and can do the same, no mirror lol.




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The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.


I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.
I got a regulation barber clipper with a #5 guide. If I'm careful and not too drunk I can do a military grade cut without a mirror.


I dont use a guard, and can do the same, no mirror lol.
You have a lot less hair to deal with.

Of course, cause I shave it so often lol. Its funny when I let it grow out in the winter some, then shave it, looks like a dead animal in the trash can after I sweep it all up lol.

My hair is only thin on top, rest of my head grows fully lol. Thing is, I would prefer hair up top, and not on the rest of my head. Back when it wasnt thin up top I still would shave the back and sides. When it did get thin up top, thats when I said fuck it, gonna just shave it all.
 

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I keep trying to figure it out. Seems like it keeps getting worse? I have to tell myself we’re learning as we travel down the road.
 

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