Shit That Annoys You

[Blurt]

Drunks who experience the shits have simply forgotten they ate a shitload of shit food after leaving the shit bar.

 

[Blurt]

That's gotta be a guy thing because all my life alcohol has never messed with my bowels. I've HORRIBLY hung over. But nothing with the shits thank God. If I got that hung over now, I'd probably want the hospital lol

I've heard guys say this stuff a lot lol

It can be REAL bad Dovey, I had to stop the car on the motorway before and went behind a bush to spray shit everywhere it was either that or be in unbearable pain with potential to explode all over myself lol

Driving drunk, are ye?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

That's gotta be a guy thing because all my life alcohol has never messed with my bowels. I've HORRIBLY hung over. But nothing with the shits thank God. If I got that hung over now, I'd probably want the hospital lol

I've heard guys say this stuff a lot lol

It can be REAL bad Dovey, I had to stop the car on the motorway before and went behind a bush to spray shit everywhere it was either that or be in unbearable pain with potential to explode all over myself lol

Driving drunk, are ye?

It was the following night, you know, when people have hangovers it's always the next day fool...

 

[Blurt]

That's good to hear.

 

[X]

That's gotta be a guy thing because all my life alcohol has never messed with my bowels. I've HORRIBLY hung over. But nothing with the shits thank God. If I got that hung over now, I'd probably want the hospital lol

I've heard guys say this stuff a lot lol

It can be REAL bad Dovey, I had to stop the car on the motorway before and went behind a bush to spray shit everywhere it was either that or be in unbearable pain with potential to explode all over myself lol

Never had that from alcohol.

Heroin withdrawal is a real bitch though lol

drink cheap booze, lot's of Stout or SHLITZ that shit'll have you firin' from both ends

 

[SHAMPAIN]

That's gotta be a guy thing because all my life alcohol has never messed with my bowels. I've HORRIBLY hung over. But nothing with the shits thank God. If I got that hung over now, I'd probably want the hospital lol

I've heard guys say this stuff a lot lol

It can be REAL bad Dovey, I had to stop the car on the motorway before and went behind a bush to spray shit everywhere it was either that or be in unbearable pain with potential to explode all over myself lol

Never had that from alcohol.

Heroin withdrawal is a real bitch though lol

drink cheap booze, lot's of Stout or SHLITZ that shit'll have you firin' from both ends

:facepalm: You just cannot resist some sort of dig, tell me what does that do for you? You get some sort of kick making shit up in your head about people? You can get the shits with any alcohol from champagne to cheap wine as it's actually the alcohol that irritates your bowels... Grade A useless:facepalm:

 

[X]

That's gotta be a guy thing because all my life alcohol has never messed with my bowels. I've HORRIBLY hung over. But nothing with the shits thank God. If I got that hung over now, I'd probably want the hospital lol

I've heard guys say this stuff a lot lol

It can be REAL bad Dovey, I had to stop the car on the motorway before and went behind a bush to spray shit everywhere it was either that or be in unbearable pain with potential to explode all over myself lol

Never had that from alcohol.

Heroin withdrawal is a real bitch though lol

drink cheap booze, lot's of Stout or SHLITZ that shit'll have you firin' from both ends

:facepalm: You just cannot resist some sort of dig, tell me what does that do for you? You get some sort of kick making shit up in your head about people? You can get the shits with any alcohol from champagne to cheap wine as it's actually the alcohol that irritates your bowels... Grade A useless:facepalm:

 

[X]

 

[Dove]

That's gotta be a guy thing because all my life alcohol has never messed with my bowels. I've HORRIBLY hung over. But nothing with the shits thank God. If I got that hung over now, I'd probably want the hospital lol

I've heard guys say this stuff a lot lol

It can be REAL bad Dovey, I had to stop the car on the motorway before and went behind a bush to spray shit everywhere it was either that or be in unbearable pain with potential to explode all over myself lol

Never had that from alcohol.

Heroin withdrawal is a real bitch though lol

drink cheap booze, lot's of Stout or SHLITZ that shit'll have you firin' from both ends

I'll take a pass! Thanks lol

 

[Frood]

When you're busting for a sloppy number 2 and no matter where you position your arse over the bowl, it's constant bullseye splash backs.. it's not safe to reach in and drop a square of tp on the surface though.... so you keep trying to stop shitting and stop splashing, to no avail.

Then you go back and tip the girl, and walk out of the brothel.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When you're busting for a sloppy number 2 and no matter where you position your arse over the bowl, it's constant bullseye splash backs.. it's not safe to reach in and drop a square of tp on the surface though.... so you keep trying to stop shitting and stop splashing, to no avail.

Then you go back and tip the girl, and walk out of the brothel.

That's why I put the TP before I start pooping

"Quando eu sento no vaso
Sinto uma dor profunda
Quando a bosta bate na água
Bate água na minha bunda"

 

[Frood]

When you're busting for a sloppy number 2 and no matter where you position your arse over the bowl, it's constant bullseye splash backs.. it's not safe to reach in and drop a square of tp on the surface though.... so you keep trying to stop shitting and stop splashing, to no avail.

Then you go back and tip the girl, and walk out of the brothel.

That's why I put the TP before I start pooping

"Quando eu sento no vaso
Sinto uma dor profunda
Quando a bosta bate na água
Bate água na minha bunda"

Yup.... but in an emergency, there's little time.

 

[Seamajor]

Hence your odor

 

[Frood]

Your shit don't stank, Diaper Jockey?

 

[Seamajor]

My turds are next to perfect. Predictable, clean, needing little clean up. I owe it to my healthy lifestyle and fresh foods I eat. Howz your stopping smoking Campaign going?

 

[Lily]

When cheap shit shoes or clothing are called "vegan"

 

[Frood]

My turds are next to perfect. Predictable, clean, needing little clean up. I owe it to my healthy lifestyle and fresh foods I eat.

Paper or plastic plates or do you use toilet cleaner on the ceramics after you're done eating your pressie meatz....?

 

[Breakfall]

I hate dickhead friends on forums that stab you in the back! Not you @Harry McKnackers …you’re good for an expatriate!

 

[Seamajor]

My turds are next to perfect. Predictable, clean, needing little clean up. I owe it to my healthy lifestyle and fresh foods I eat.

Paper or plastic plates or do you use toilet cleaner on the ceramics after you're done eating your pressie meatz....?

Ill check with my maid

 

[Frood]

My turds are next to perfect. Predictable, clean, needing little clean up. I owe it to my healthy lifestyle and fresh foods I eat.

Paper or plastic plates or do you use toilet cleaner on the ceramics after you're done eating your pressie meatz....?

Ill check with my maid

Your maid is also your pressie supplier???

Wut!????!???

 

[Seamajor]

?
Are you outta smokes again?

 

[Frood]

You smoke your maid's pressie meatz?

 

[Breakfall]

Did you blokes end up installing a bidet nozzle on the side of the toilet? Wash away the nastiness…and dab with triple-ply!

 

[Frood]

Did you blokes end up installing a bidet nozzle on the side of the toilet? Wash away the nastiness…and dab with triple-ply!

Seaboobs can use it as a mouthwash fountain....

 

[Breakfall]

Did you blokes end up installing a bidet nozzle on the side of the toilet? Wash away the nastiness…and dab with triple-ply!

Seaboobs can use it as a mouthwash fountain....

It’s a great little additional comfort on the side of the toilet. Sorts all sorts of shits out easily. Tip** make sure the pressure is well-sorted before the first squirt, or shit could go wayward!

 

[Frood]

Did you blokes end up installing a bidet nozzle on the side of the toilet? Wash away the nastiness…and dab with triple-ply!

Seaboobs can use it as a mouthwash fountain....

It’s a great little additional comfort on the side of the toilet. Sorts all sorts of shits out easily. Tip** make sure the pressure is well-sorted before the first squirt, or shit could go wayward!

Seaboobs could use it as a dental pick should his maid eat too much cheddar the night before!

 

[Seamajor]

Right on Galli. Save it for DD. Her shitter is out in the campo.

 

[Seamajor]

Did you blokes end up installing a bidet nozzle on the side of the toilet? Wash away the nastiness…and dab with triple-ply!

Seaboobs can use it as a mouthwash fountain....

It’s a great little additional comfort on the side of the toilet. Sorts all sorts of shits out easily. Tip** make sure the pressure is well-sorted before the first squirt, or shit could go wayward!

Seaboobs could use it as a dental pick should his maid eat too much cheddar the night before!

What are you talking about. Easy to see you need a smoke. Sad hermaphrodite

 

[Breakfall]

Hahahahaa…all I’m saying, is when shit gets annoying, a simple bidet hose is the answer!

 

[Seamajor]

Or an outdoor shower. I love mine. Year round.