Audis don't suck, I find nothing wrong about them. Except for those hideous front grill covers they decided they had to go Biggie on.
BMW trademark grills set the watermark on those honeys, which is why Mercedes knew they had to rely on their "meh" logo as their noses. Pssht, now look at Lexus, Audi, etc wannabe's now failing miserably at trying to out-face BMW. All those clown cars could fit at least two-dozen Biggies in them with a few dwarf-tossed Howards on top. All those obnoxious grills are large enough to suck in every fart they pass through on the streets with their ACs on.
My legacy BMW has a mint full sized telephone in it, connected by cord, with the official letters B M W on the plastic itself. Priceless, like the car itself. Sometimes I raise that masterpiece to my ear while I'm at a red light with fine bitches to my right, looking as important as I did the time a picture was taken of me in a room with Stalin and GG Allin...
SSS
- *raises BMW phone* "Yes Mr President, I rigged the Roe v Wade vote down here in TX in return for your favor of finding and sending me this timeless legacy."