So whats Oaks excuse for not getting married?

Seamajor

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I know I've lived in your dementia addled brain for over 8 years rent free now, but shouldn't I be charging you for the honour....

Did Frank get his Saturday blow job DD? I bet his dick smelled worse then your VJ
 

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Did Frank get his Saturday blow job DD? I bet his dick smelled worse then your VJ


Be honest... how many times over the early years that we've been aware of each other have you flogged your shrivelled sea biscuit to my sassy version of a forum broad?

Serious question because your butthurt is real, and the only possible reason points to your spank banking.
 

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Be honest... how many times over the early years that we've been aware of each other have you flogged your shrivelled sea biscuit to my sassy version of a forum broad?

Serious question because your butthurt is real, and the only possible reason points to your spank banking.

Butt hurt? I can’t stop laughing at your sorry self.
 

Murdy

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I can be on the thread for my own purposes and yet not have read your OP.

You know that, right?

Dove is here to figure out why you didn’t drag him down to the courthouse and keep his baby batter as a pet 3 months in.

It’s like elementary school when boys were still gross and the biggest dis was “if you like him, marry him then.”

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel are not married and her children from
Her first marriage call him Pa.
 

Blazor

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Sea, your post is as empty as your head, lol.


Would some young chap help the old man use the internet? Oh wait....... nevermind, thats not a good idea.