So whats Oaks excuse for not getting married?

[Lily]

Envy of WHAT?

You are over 50. Your ass should be married.....take him to court house and get it done, ffs.

You wont be able to share a room at the senior living facility if you arent married.

Of Murdock. What does her wedding ceremony have to do with you?

 

[Lily]

Pig, for real. Land the space ship already and let's discuss this on planet earth.

What the hell would you have that anyone in their right mind would be envious of?

You're dumb as dirt, You got the body of a fully inflated balloon and your personality stinks.

Get real.

Too bad you're so stupid you don't know I wasn't talking about me. She was making a backhanded insult aimed at Murdock. You people are astoundingly retarded if you can't follow the train of thought that YOU people start.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Too bad you're so stupid you don't know I wasn't talking about me. She was making a backhanded insult aimed at Murdock. You people are astoundingly retarded if you can't follow the train of thought that YOU people start.

Good to see you admitting you have nothing to be envious of

It's a start.

Now make yourself useful and make your man a sandwich

 

[Dove]

Of Murdock. What does her wedding ceremony have to do with you?

Jealous of her for WHAT?

Being over 40 and planning some Catholic wedding when she isnt even religious?

So what does the endless shit she yammer about me or Big have to do with HER? This is you being a fucking hypocrite again.

When I dislike people, and I do....they know it AND my standards dont change based on it.

Is she gonna wear a white gown to go with this Catholic wedding ceremony? I think it's a bit....young....for people our age.

 

[Lily]

Jealous of her for WHAT?

Being over 40 and planning some Catholic wedding when she isnt even religious?

So what does the endless shit she yammer about me or Big have to do with HER? This is you being a fucking hypocrite again.

When I dislike people, and I do....they know it AND my standards dont change based on it.

Is she gonna wear a white gown to go with this Catholic wedding ceremony? I think it's a bit....young....for people our age.

I said envious. You need to learn the difference between the two words.

I believe you envy her lifestyle.

The stuff she yammers about you involved her for a long time as far as I can tell.

Her relationship with her fiance does not. You don't know him. You've never met him and vice-versa. There in lies the difference.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I believe you envy her lifestyle.

you also believe you're intelligent despite simple math and reading consistently eluding you

Ain't no one in their right mind taking any thing you have to say with any level of seriousness

 

[Frood]

If there is no chemistry or vibe it doesnt matter well the car drives.

Js.

Would you wanna release bonding brain chemicals over someone who was test driving you?

Which brain?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's 8pm on the west coast right now. Saturday night

Where's partner? Busy writing cease and desist letters to someone who called Oak fat online?

 

[Dove]

If I were single right now and had a guy I decided would be a fit husband I would marching his ass to the court.

After that we could go fuck on a beach or a mountain or something and maybe quote some sonnets. But marriage is about every day AFTER the paper is signed.

But the kind of wedding you would have on your first go round in your 20s before you even have kids?!

Shes gotta be having a psychological existential crisis lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

If Oak so much as utters the word Marriage in any context in front of her partner his blood pressure turns into a physics equation and it takes 4 days to talk his terrified ass off the rooftop

Don't let that cat anywhere near a firearm.

 

[Dove]

I said envious. You need to learn the difference between the two words.

I believe you envy her lifestyle.

The stuff she yammers about you involved her for a long time as far as I can tell.

1. I'm aware. But it's pretty give or take because you both are pretty preoccupied with the idea other people want to be you or have what you have.

2. You believe a lot of stupid shit that caters to how you WANT to see things

3. And you wonder why I say narcissism is a problem with you both. Can you explain how MY personal romantic relationship with Biggie involved her? Because I can assure you, it didnt.

Most everything she discusses about Big and I she is NOT involved in.

Like the CPS shit she keeps howling on about. Why does she feel entitled to openly discuss OTHER peoples private stuff on the board without consent?

She is blathering her bullshit version of something she wasnt even there for. Biggie had a pool in his yard. Above ground. With a deck. He also had a psychotic and meddling neighbor.

The boys were being boys and jumping from the deck railing into the pool. They were told to stop. They did not stop. Their father handled it when he got home.

The neighbor .....who BTW had it out for Biggie, she just hated him....has A LOT in common with Murdock I'm sure, had called CPS and told them the boys were jumping off the fucking roof.

They came. They looked. They left. This was so insignificant i did not even remember it until Murd started wailing on about other peoples lives AGAIN.

It's interesting how you accuse ME of envy because I'm making fun of her revolting, shallow and material attitude but you never say shit about HER being OBVIOUSLY envious and constantly blasting off about other peoples lives and relationships.

I mean its pretty clear to everyone else she had a gross and unhealthy fixation on Biggie and resents me because I had him.

You believe what you want.....but know this. I didnt even have time to plan a wedding even if I WANTED one because my husband made up his mind and that was that.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

500 posts in 24

You cant Dove wasn't out there on the high seas harpoon in hand just killing it

 

[Dove]

If Oak so much as utters the word Marriage in any context in front of her partner his blood pressure turns into a physics equation and it takes 4 days to talk his terrified ass off the rooftop

Don't let that cat anywhere near a firearm.

I love this movie so much lol

 

[Dove]

500 posts in 24

You cant Dove wasn't out there on the high seas harpoon in hand just killing it

Did you even remember your unhinged neighbor calling CPS because the boys were.....being boys?

That's another reason I'm out here in the fucking woods away from all the Murdocks and Karen's lol.

"Hi police?! There are kids laughing and yelling!!"

I guess one of us told her about it because shes blasting that now too lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dove brought home two sperm whales, one sperm snail and two wet meerkats

that's some catch

Happy hunting Ma.

 

[Dove]

Dove brought home two sperm whales, one sperm snail and two wet meerkats

that's some catch

Happy hunting Ma.

We are gonna need the oil :D

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Did you even remember your unhinged neighbor calling CPS because the boys were.....being boys?

That's another reason I'm out here in the fucking woods away from all the Murdocks and Karen's lol.

"Hi police?! There are kids laughing and yelling!!"

I guess one of us told her about it because shes blasting that now too lol

You know how many times the bitch called the cops on me? And how many times I laughed in the cops faces and went right back to whatever I was doing before she called them?

She called the cops because my sons were playing with water guns in their own yard. Cops was like, your boys are playing with toy guns. I was like, yeah I know I bought them.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

These mad as fuck bitches thinking they embarrassing anyone but themselves

lolz -- free entertainment.

Chop porn... lmao -- bitch you spent too much getting high in that Seattle chop zone thinking up nonsense like that

 

[Breakfall]

X is STILL on?

Every time I hop on to scroll X is here whining.

He’s always whining. I think all that snow makes riding that dildo bicycle a bit tuff this season! Lol

 

[Dove]

You know how many times the bitch called the cops on me? And how many times I laughed in the cops faces and went right back to whatever I was doing before she called them?

She called the cops because my sons were playing with water guns in their own yard. Cops was like, your boys are playing with toy guns. I was like, yeah I know I bought them.

I do.....I met the wacko remember?

I was in the yard with the kids....you were at work....we had walked up to that subway and got lunch and laid a blanket out in the yard.

Pretty wholesome, right? Well this bitch didnt think so.

Well I suddenly hear some woman yelling "HEY! Hey!" and I look and there she is ....yards over but somehow still able to see me and proceeded to YELL at me over something that happened MONTHS before I even got there. I had no idea who she was or what the fuck she was talking about but she was maaaadddd as fuck lol.

The boys told me to ignore her ....that's shes crazy. And i believed them lol. Shes screaming at me over two yards and your younger one is telling me "no no no dont look at her" LOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

He’s always whining. I think all that snow makes riding that dildo bicycle a bit tuff this season! Lol

That tard is completely irrelevant. He like belly button lint on Godzilla's tail

I don't even know why ya'll bother responding to that imbecile

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I do.....I met the wacko remember?

I was in the yard with the kids....you were at work....we had walked up to that subway and got lunch and laid a blanket out in the yard.

Pretty wholesome, right? Well this bitch didnt think so.

Well I suddenly hear some woman yelling "HEY! Hey!" and I look and there she is ....yards over but somehow still able to see me and proceeded to YELL at me over something that happened MONTHS before I even got there. I had no idea who she was or what the fuck she was talking about but she was maaaadddd as fuck lol.

The boys told me to ignore her ....that's shes crazy. And i believed them lol. Shes screaming at me over two yards and your younger one is telling me "no no no dont look at her" LOL

Yeah, she was real west coast Karen.

My son's were in the backyard playing during summer break and she was like "why don't you make them read a book"

I was like "why don't you ask your husband to give you some dick"

He came over later that day with his bird cage all pumped up like popcorn as if I wouldn't repeat what I said in front of him.

So I told him "if she wasn't so ugly I'd give her some dick for you, but she's your ogre to deal with."

 

[Breakfall]

That tard is completely irrelevant. He like belly button lint on Godzilla's tail

I don't even know why ya'll bother responding to that imbecile

We go back a long time. He would be a good bloke to have a beer with. Forums make him a bit giddy though!

But seriously at 6’2” the difference in height to us would be a diminutive penis length. He doesn’t get that! Lol…I probably weigh more than him in muscle alone!

 

[Dove]

Yeah, she was real west coast Karen.

My son's were in the backyard playing during summer break and she was like "why don't you make them read a book"

I was like "why don't you ask your husband to give you some dick"

He came over later that day with his bird cage all pumped up like popcorn as if I wouldn't repeat what I said in front of him.

So I told him "if she wasn't so ugly I'd give her some dick for you, but she's your ogre to deal with."

I was like Mary fucking Poppins over there. Hair in pigtail brains. Long flowy skirt.

Out there on a blanket with sandwiches (so they were subway....I didnt know any better yet and I was fucking tired man....those kids were a lot. Cranky talked about sending a search party to your house to make sure I was still alive LOL)

And we HAD BOOKS out there. I read with them everyday. And your younger one would get in my lap like a baby and want the same book over and over and didnt wanna share me with the other kids lol.

Apparently just the sight of us enraged this woman because she was literally cussing me out right in front of the kids. My oldest still remembers this because it terrified her lol.

A few days later.....CPS at the damn door saying the kids were jumping off THE ROOF. They were NEVER on the damn roof!

She directly reported you, too. The CPS guy wasnt interested in shit I had to say. He was there to harrass you.

I bet that woman is a proud Biden voter.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I was like Mary fucking Poppins over there. Hair in pigtail brains. Long flowy skirt.

Out there on a blanket with sandwiches (so they were subway....I didnt know any better yet and I was fucking tired man....those kids were a lot. Cranky talked about sending a search party to your house to make sure I was still alive LOL)

And we HAD BOOKS out there. I read with them everyday. And your younger one would get in my lap like a baby and want the same book over and over and didnt wanna share me with the other kids lol.

Apparently just the sight of us enraged this woman because she was literally cussing me out right in front of the kids. My oldest still remembers this because it terrified her lol.

A few days later.....CPS at the damn door saying the kids were jumping off THE ROOF. They were NEVER on the damn roof!

I bet that woman is a proud Biden voter.

Her legs looked like them dried beef jerkys and her tits looked like the top of Yoda’s head

God damn she was as unfuckable as Oak

 

[Dove]

Why the fuck does Murdy think this silly memory is 1. Hers to share and 2. Relevant to anything?

That's what I'd like to know.

Hey Turdock.....anything else youd like to share about my life with Biggie you wished you had? Get it all out. You probably need to loose a few so you can squeeze into that white ball gown for your Catholic wedding.

 

[Dove]

Her legs looked like them dried beef jerkys and her tits looked like the top of Yoda’s head

God damn she was as unfuckable as Oak

She was NOT a pleasant woman.

I bet my hotness enraged her. I was 29 and obviously well.....ahem....cared for.

And children didnt cry and avoid eye contact around me.

 

[Dove]

Honestly I feel like there is a good chance that woman is dead right now.

LOL.

 

[Breakfall]

Honestly I feel like there is a good chance that woman is dead right now.

LOL.

Speaking of dead. Senior penis…who is he? I’m going to find him and murder him.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She was NOT a pleasant woman.

I bet my hotness enraged her. I was 29 and obviously well.....ahem....cared for.

And children didnt cry and avoid eye contact around me.

We all know how Oaks kids were living while she was busy racking up 200 posts a day at CO and the 9 different versions of CBT

Hfb and farmer told murd all about it

And guess what murd did

*snickers