Tattoos Are For Sailors And WHORES!

[Martin]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

 

[Frood]

I like carefully planned, symmetrical, nature patterned tats on chicks...

 

[Lokmar]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

You are what you eat I suppose....faggit!

 

[Martin]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

You are what you eat I suppose....faggit!

I do not eat cocksuckers. I eat pussies like you.

 

[Lokmar]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

You are what you eat I suppose....faggit!

I do not eat cocksuckers. I eat pussies like you.

No, you eat dicks, cocksucker faggit.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’m a whore...

That gave me a BONNER - - - - - -

BONNER? What is that? Did you mean BONER?

If he wants a bonner, let him have one...

Who are you to disagree with me?

I am the way, the truth and the light...

 

[Martin]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

You are what you eat I suppose....faggit!

I do not eat cocksuckers. I eat pussies like you.

No, you eat dicks, cocksucker faggit.

I do not eat dicks. I eat pussies like you.

 

[Martin]

I’m a whore...

That gave me a BONNER - - - - - -

BONNER? What is that? Did you mean BONER?

If he wants a bonner, let him have one...

Who are you to disagree with me?

I am the way, the truth and the light...

You are wrong!

 

[Lokmar]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

You are what you eat I suppose....faggit!

I do not eat cocksuckers. I eat pussies like you.

No, you eat dicks, cocksucker faggit.

I do not eat dicks. I eat pussies like you.

Whatever, faggit.

 

[Martin]

Back in the day, If I saw a woman at the bar with tatts, I knewI could hit it. If she had a tongue piercing, I knew she was gonna insist on sukin muh crank......cause they think having a tongue stud gives em magical powers! FACT!

I had a tongue piercing in my early 20s and I would get hit on more aggressively. Probably why. The line of thinking that if it's there I wanna or will use it on anyone. It didnt work at all.

I ended up swallowing it in my sleep.....or that's what I'm assuming happened because I woke up and it was gone and I never found it anywhere.

SWEET JEEBUS! Were you worried? I'd be afraid of a perforated bowel or some shit!

You must be an American. You would prolly also sue the people who sold you the piercing and the person that pierced you

Well, you retarded fukstain, I wouldnt get tattoos OR piercings. Why? Cause I aint an idiot faggit like YOU!

Pussy

Cocksucker......

You are still a pussy

You are what you eat I suppose....faggit!

I do not eat cocksuckers. I eat pussies like you.

No, you eat dicks, cocksucker faggit.

I do not eat dicks. I eat pussies like you.

Whatever, faggit.

 

[Dove]

You know Lokmar has made himself at home on a forum when he breaks out the "tats are for whores and sailors!!" thread.

Its official now :Lovin1:

 

[Lokmar]

You Lokmar has made himself at home on a forum when he breaks out the "tats are for whores and sailors!!" thread.

Its official now :Lovin1:

You know, it was my dad's dad who originally told me that. He was the most racist, sexist, offensive motherfucker I ever met. Great story teller though. My Uncle Bill used to say "He thinks you're ok as long as you're white and protestant"

 

[Martin]

You Lokmar has made himself at home on a forum when he breaks out the "tats are for whores and sailors!!" thread.

Its official now :Lovin1:

You know, it was my dad's dad who originally told me that. He was the most racist, sexist, offensive motherfucker I ever met. Great story teller though. My Uncle Bill used to say "He thinks you're ok as long as you're white and protestant"

They fucked up your upbringing.

 

[Dove]

You Lokmar has made himself at home on a forum when he breaks out the "tats are for whores and sailors!!" thread.

Its official now :Lovin1:

You know, it was my dad's dad who originally told me that. He was the most racist, sexist, offensive motherfucker I ever met. Great story teller though. My Uncle Bill used to say "He thinks you're ok as long as you're white and protestant"

They fucked up your upbringing.

Everyone has been fucked up on some level by their parents.....everyone.

Look at you. :)

 

[Lokmar]

You Lokmar has made himself at home on a forum when he breaks out the "tats are for whores and sailors!!" thread.

Its official now :Lovin1:

You know, it was my dad's dad who originally told me that. He was the most racist, sexist, offensive motherfucker I ever met. Great story teller though. My Uncle Bill used to say "He thinks you're ok as long as you're white and protestant"

They fucked up your upbringing.

My grandpa had one fukin leg and he'd have kicked your ass with it.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Joe]

YUO fukin WHORE!

Yet it's pretty hard ta find a girl these days without one, Lokmeer!

Seems every Kid has one now.

It's become a rite of passage for them.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[PhotographyMark]

If you have swallow tattooes that means u swallow SAN fran cock. If you have a gay Spaz bruv like plookie mariner, er, you most probably should drown in a frothy jet of man-gravy!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

This is going to be a great political tattoo thread with smut and arse and ink of the bizarre! Yaaaaay for tattoo politics!

 

[Dove]

That's one hell of a party!

Reminds me of my 20s lol

 

[Dove]

You Lokmar has made himself at home on a forum when he breaks out the "tats are for whores and sailors!!" thread.

Its official now :Lovin1:

You know, it was my dad's dad who originally told me that. He was the most racist, sexist, offensive motherfucker I ever met. Great story teller though. My Uncle Bill used to say "He thinks you're ok as long as you're white and protestant"

People don't understand.....this thread separates the weak from the strong lol

 

[Lokmar]

And there you have it! All 100% WHORES!

 

[Breakfall]

That's one hell of a party!

Reminds me of my 20s lol

I’m thinking of a nice cock tattoo on my cock! :devil1:

 

[Dove]

That's one hell of a party!

Reminds me of my 20s lol

I’m thinking of a nice cock tattoo on my cock! :devil1:

Get one that looks less horrified though lol.

 

[Lokmar]

That's one hell of a party!

Reminds me of my 20s lol

I’m thinking of a nice cock tattoo on my cock! :devil1:

Will they do that in the Navy now?

 

[Breakfall]

I was looking up “funny cock” tattoos and found this...lol!

 

[Dove]

I could never get a tat anywhere near my privites.....that's a big boundary.

Supposedly the roughest place to get one is the ribs. That was my first one and the guy kinda tried to talk me out of it, because I wanted something that was gonna take hours and required shading.....and he was worried I wouldn't be able to tolerate it.

It DID turn out to be far more painful than I was expecting. It legit was like hot razors being drug across my bones.....and i started laughing at how bad it was. He kept asking if I was okay, needed a break....I said nope get it done.

I scared the guy a bit lol.

 

[Dove]

I was looking up “funny cock” tattoos and found this...lol!

That's the best. Greatest tattoo in the history of tattoos! No one does tattoos that good lemme tell ya.

It's good. Very good. The best.