The 'Post shit that will annoy Lotus' thread

[SHAMPAIN]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She's telling me to stop lol

Her nose is a fucking mess

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She's telling me to stop lol

I wish you would
She's boring as shit.

No...
.No - shit is less boring.

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

i'm you think this is beautiful don't you ... wilderbeast

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's telling me to stop lol

Her nose is a fucking mess

If you look straight ahead you'd never see it... Sorry for the short retort...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She's telling me to stop lol

Her nose is a fucking mess

If you look straight ahead you'd never see it... Sorry for the short retort...

How could you not see it? Looks like a shopping bag full of potatoes hanging out of her fucking brain

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's telling me to stop lol

Her nose is a fucking mess

If you look straight ahead you'd never see it... Sorry for the short retort...

How could you not see it? Looks like a shopping bag full of potatoes hanging out of her fucking brain

Ok then, you win... I'll never get over this...

 

[Holliday Unchained]

i'm you think.....(?)

WTF?

English! - Can you write it, Mutherfucker?

 

[Adam Hitler]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She's telling me to stop lol

Her nose is a fucking mess

If you look straight ahead you'd never see it... Sorry for the short retort...

How could you not see it? Looks like a shopping bag full of potatoes hanging out of her fucking brain

Ok then, you win... I'll never get over this...

Hey man, a paper bag, doggie style and some serious alcohol still work. Dimm the lights real low too, you'll be fine

 

[Jeannie]

he looks like a dude. look

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

 

[Adam Hitler]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's telling me to stop lol

Her nose is a fucking mess

If you look straight ahead you'd never see it... Sorry for the short retort...

How could you not see it? Looks like a shopping bag full of potatoes hanging out of her fucking brain

Ok then, you win... I'll never get over this...

Hey man, a paper bag, doggie style and some serious alcohol still work. Dimm the lights real low too, you'll be fine

Who cares ya fuckin wetback prick!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

 

[Adam Hitler]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

Used to love that stuff, only paki shops sell it round here.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

Used to love that stuff, only paki shops sell it round here.

Yeah, 10 quid a bottle ha Dragon Fruit Flavour, 3 bottles

 

[Jeannie]

what r u pervs talking about?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

what r u pervs talking about?

I'd love to have sex with you boo, I've told you that for years! We can do it!

 

[Adam Hitler]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

Used to love that stuff, only paki shops sell it round here.

Yeah, 10 quid a bottle ha Dragon Fruit Flavour, 3 bottles

I remember when you could get the big bottles for a fiver....

The only one which everyone swerved was the blue flavour, it was rank.

 

[Jeannie]

if u boys r gonna get gay for each other im leaving

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

Used to love that stuff, only paki shops sell it round here.

Yeah, 10 quid a bottle ha Dragon Fruit Flavour, 3 bottles

I remember when you could get the big bottles for a fiver....

The only one which everyone swerved was the blue flavour, it was rank.

It's blue raspberry now, it used to be some mad coconut flavour if my memory serves me right... They got a gold edition pina colada bottle now if you want the exotic council juise ha

 

[Ice]

if u boys r gonna get gay for each other im leaving

show your tits and they might stay.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

if u boys r gonna get gay for each other im leaving

I'm all yours boo

 

[Jeannie]

what am i, succubus?

 

[Adam Hitler]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

Used to love that stuff, only paki shops sell it round here.

Yeah, 10 quid a bottle ha Dragon Fruit Flavour, 3 bottles

I remember when you could get the big bottles for a fiver....

The only one which everyone swerved was the blue flavour, it was rank.

It's blue raspberry now, it used to be some mad coconut flavour if my memory serves me right... They got a gold edition pina colada bottle now if you want the exotic council juise ha

Yeah haha fucking coconut, I remember now. I haven't had the stuff in years, not many places sell it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

i'm you think.....(?)

WTF?

English! - Can you write it, Mutherfucker?

Settle down hepatitisday, my ankles won’t cure ugly

 

[Adam Hitler]

if u boys r gonna get gay for each other im leaving

Just give me a shout when you're planning on getting naked.

 

[Jeannie]

lol fkn boys club
it always comes down 2 sex

beat your meat off then type

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's awful looking. 90% crafted by a surgeon.

Oh for God's sake, stop being so fucking bitter.

She's just a typical 20 something attractive female.

You can find hundreds just like her on a Friday or Saturday night around bars and clubs.

Post who you're fucking then...

I think you've misunderstood the convo.

You said hundreds yet you can't post one? She's not a ten a penny whore, she's awesome and not afraid mate... I'm sorry I'm just on the defensive lol

I said she's a typical attractive 20 something year old female, no insult or disrespect was intended.

My point was that there are thousands of hot birds around that age out in town most weekends and the majority haven't had cosmetic surgery like Lotus claimed, they're just young.

Ha my bad...

Lay off the Bucky lad haha

20/20 bro hehe

Used to love that stuff, only paki shops sell it round here.

Yeah, 10 quid a bottle ha Dragon Fruit Flavour, 3 bottles

I remember when you could get the big bottles for a fiver....

The only one which everyone swerved was the blue flavour, it was rank.

It's blue raspberry now, it used to be some mad coconut flavour if my memory serves me right... They got a gold edition pina colada bottle now if you want the exotic council juise ha

Yeah haha fucking coconut, I remember now. I haven't had the stuff in years, not many places sell it.

You're not missing anything brother, tastes like shit! It does the job though lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lol fkn boys club
it always comes down 2 sex

beat your meat off then type

When a man is with a woman is there anything else worth doing?