Things you only ever did once in your life that taught you a lesson...

[triggs]

Flipping a pancake.

I was showing off to my then girlfriend and missed catching the pancake back in the pan with my hand and arm ending up covered in boiling fat. I then spent 4 hours in A&E and suffered the next 2 weeks in pain with 1st degree burns.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Nothing I’d admit to here :Grin3: but damn this is a great idea for a thread!!

Should be interesting......

 

[X]

Stuck my dick in the power outlet

BZZZZZTTTT !!

 

[Vile_Vixen]

What a buzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Joe]

I was chased by a Black Bear once & I outran it.

Lesson learned: Don't ever go in the Forest Alone cuz you may not make it back alive.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Fucking a whore that was known to cling on every single male that touched it.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I set fire to a salmon

 

[realgrimm]

making your own fireworks is a bad idea

 

[X]

Had a pocket full of caps as a kid and shot the cap gun inside the same pocket as the caps they all lit, burned my hand to shit

 

[X]

Took TWO Purple Mikes back in the day ...holEEEE FUCK !

 

[Damaged Maven]

I set fire to a salmon

I set fire to a fire station. I meant to drop off a newborn baby, but things got out of hand. The fire guys had to call their mates at NN 2# to assist. The baby survived.
True story.

 

[Frood]

I set fire to a fag I rolled just before.

 

[Frood]

making your own fireworks is a bad idea

I set fire to my brother with homemade fireworks. It was funny watching go up in flames and him screaming.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I just realised I’m not fond of dirty roll up smokers...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Smack, did it once and thought my guts was going to come up through my mouth, I’m glad it made me so sick or I probably wouldn’t be here now.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Cobra venom. Yes, really. Lost a year in my life.

 

[TheHaze]

Cobra venom. Yes, really. Lost a year in my life.

Did the snake die ?

I beat up a off duty cop and turns out he had a couple of buddies with him -you can guess the rest - - - - - - -