This Is On My Bucket List...Kind Of

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I have a crew?

Explain.

He was probably talking a piece of clothing

 

[Garraty_47]

Martini's apex in life was convincing Dove to do the snu-snu.

It's his only real claim to "fame" and it was a total shit-show.

 

[wizer]

It's his only real claim to "fame" and it was a total shit-show.

Around here it's referred to as sloppy seconds.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Martini's apex in life was convincing Dove to do the snu-snu.

Did he pay full price or get the 10 cent discount?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Did he pay full price or get the 10 cent discount?

He was lucky, Dove wasn't thinking well that day

 

[Lily]

He was lucky, Dove wasn't thinking well that day

That day? I believe it was more than one day, Rancid.

 

[wizer]

As long as we're on the topic, I've always had a burning unanswered question about the whole ordeal which was spread out among multiple forums, both in real time and after the fact.

It's generally accepted that the two of them met and there was copulation followed by a messy breakup.

What in god's name happened with the Play Station?

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^

 

[Martini]

And they still talk about the glorious Summer of Poofer.....


I completely influenced morons. If I told you idiots to become faggots and Gayran to become straight you fuckers would listen and obey.

 

[wizer]

And they still talk about the glorious Summer of Poofer.....


I completely influenced morons. If I told you idiots to become faggots and Gayran to become straight you fuckers would listen and obey.

It's called gossip.

It happens to everybody.

You're not extra special.

 

[Kirk]

I grew up out here, and unfortunately have spent a great deal of time on forums. There's going to come a time where I hang up the gloves, and saunter off into the sunset. When that happens I have plans.

My plan is to investigate how financially draining it is to run an online forum. My dream has always been to own a forum, it's just never been the right time. I tended an offer to DKG for TBC, but was rebuffed. I offered to buy out 50% of BF, but Bastard Factory said, hell no!

That leaves one option. To do it myself. I'm wondering if a $50K investment would be enough for the servers and add ons for a year? Anyone know? Additionally, I'd like to have games, and a place for social media. Does anyone have an interest in joining me for a grass roots forum? I'll need mods, admin's, and tech support.

Best thing for you to do is make a subreddit where you can post reviews of corn dogs and livestream a Kansas farmer's cornfield with the hope that some Brawl Hall legends may mysteriously appear.

 

[Flynn]

Your board could even hit the big time, like tbc

Very funny.

 

[Flynn]

50K! Lol good one. That's a lot of corn dogs ha

And a lot Preparation H, for those chronically chafed hemorrhoids of yours.

 

[Flynn]

Classic heh

Prolly one of the best real life comedic situations to ever come out of these boards.

The thought of Martini packing and shipping a mug to Garraty just had too many red flags. Look, everyone knows I love Martini to death, but there's no way in fuck I'm leaving Martini in charge of anything, that includes inanimate objects such as toothpicks; to living things like a gold fish.

No good was coming from the broken mug fiasco. I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall to get a glimpse at Garraty's face when his mug came in 34 pieces.

 

[Flynn]

He was probably talking a piece of clothing

What are you doing out here Rancid? Aren't you suppose to be out scoping for 16-year-olds in bathing suits?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

What are you doing out here Rancid? Aren't you suppose to be out scoping for 16-year-olds in bathing suits?

Nah, these days I prefer bullying washed out hoes who still think they'd make good forum admins

 

[Flynn]

Best thing for you to do is make a subreddit where you can post reviews of corn dogs and livestream a Kansas farmer's cornfield with the hope that some Brawl Hall legends may mysteriously appear.

Hey, Perez Hilton Jr., put a sock in it.

I bet if I did create a Subreddit page, you'd be the first one there, commenting how I don't go into enough detail about the corn dogs I purchase.

 

[Flynn]

Nah, these days I prefer bullying washed out hoes who still think they'd make good forum admins

Do you need directions to Lily?

 

[Flynn]

Remember OP's backstory... a 17 yr old teenage girl inexplicably joined and (even more baffling) stuck around a troll board full of much older men back in the mid 2000's and is still around close to 20 yrs later waffling nonsense, rather than doing what most normal females do.

When this person isn't LARP'ing online as a chick (unconvincingly I might add), "they" (on Bluesky Flynn's pronouns are they/them) play online chess and poker, tinker around with car engines and watch classic UFC and WWF rasslin.

Sounds like a legit female, right?

This route that you decide to take, Aryan, really baffles me. On one hand you state all these awful and untrue things about me, and compound this fact by using the same lines you did 4 years ago, all the while I am in possession of pm's from you stating the opposite; even admitting you know that I'm a female.

"Inexplicably joined?"

I explained how I was a member of a chat study group at a place called Chat-Avenue. One night as I was getting help studying for a test, some hooligans from Brawl-Hall raided the forum and just made a mess of things. I was incensed, and of course they left calling cards on where to find them, and so I did, and here we are. I have explained this many times over to you, because you just don't seem to get it.

Aryan. Stop. The only person playing with and collecting WWE plushies is you. You've already admitted to collecting the dolls, that even that moronic fly Kirk makes fun of you about it. Additionally, you went on a great deal about different wrestling eras, and who your favorite wrestling superstars are and were. Seems to me you're projecting your insecurities onto me.

I mean, I have all the pm's, just call me a liar and I'll once again splash them up for all to see. You should break that habit of sending unsolicited pm's to people who don't much care for you.

Lastly, I must be a "legit female" for you to hit on me, right?

 

[Flynn]

It's his only real claim to "fame" and it was a total shit-show.

You know, Garraty, I find that your comments are not you. I assumed you would have given Martini some credit for putting himself out there. Let's face it, Martini has a voice only Helen Keller could love. With that being said, to sound like a lisping gypsy with only a third grade education, and to record one's self spitting all over the place while trying to sound like Larry King should garner some praise. If not for effort.

 

[Flynn]

^^

That's such a stupid and true representation of you. Aryan, you're an ignorant breed of person. One whose first instinct is to lash out at things you don't understand, like you do regarding over half of wizer's words you had to sound out just to make heads or tails of them. That's why you always "skim" posts instead of actually putting your mind to work and try reading them.

How can you be an expert on all things gay, tranny, and admin when you don't even weigh in available information that you refuse/can't read?

If you're going to be a bigot, at least break the fucking mold, and be an educated bigot.

 

[Flynn]

Murdys forum had a ton of potential.

The problem was I was done with the Summer of Poofer but all anybody wanted was SoP content.

I had my followers sign up and for a minute that place was jumping.

I was gonna stream midget tossing at one of the bars I used to go to. That would have been epic.

Murdy's fucked up forum was a piece of shit, made only because of some butthurt Biggie jizzed into her big, fat, fucking mouth.

It's hilarious that both admin and Murd want to suck off Biggie Stupid.

 

[Garraty_47]

You know, Garraty, I find that your comments are not you. I assumed you would have given Martini some credit for putting himself out there. Let's face it, Martini has a voice only Helen Keller could love. With that being said, to sound like a lisping gypsy with only a third grade education, and to record one's self spitting all over the place while trying to sound like Larry King should garner some praise. If not for effort.

Maybe it's just me but I'm not inclined to hand out a participation trophy just because someone achieved poster-boy status for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Perhaps I'm simply not as kind as I/we thought?

 

[Martini]

Didn't Rancid get caught in 4K creeping on a little girl?

And that fuckwad is still allowed to post here?

If that isn't an indictment of the desperation of posters and shit posts needed here nothing is.

 

[Admin.]

Didn't Rancid get caught in 4K creeping on a little girl?

And that fuckwad is still allowed to post here?

If that isn't an indictment of the desperation of posters and shit posts needed here nothing is.

Rancid and I disagree on politics, but I’ve known him as long anyone, I’ve always thought of him as being smart, funny and have never seen anything creepy or unusual out of him. He is also a practicing humanitarian .

 

[Lily]

Rancid and I disagree on politics, but I’ve known him as long anyone, I’ve always thought of him as being smart, funny and have never seen anything creepy or unusual out of him. He is also a practicing humanitarian .

I haven't either. Not at SG or BF. Not one time.

 

[Master Pu]

Nah, these days I prefer bullying washed out hoes who still think they'd make good forum admins

Bro, remember when Flynn tried to catfish your ass and your enemy at the time yours truly was the only person on the board to tell you 'that's a dude, 'yo".
That's the way I roll tho-