What's the last thing you purchased?

[Matt Smith]

Car Registration

 

[Blurt]

Defibrillator cock ring.

Half price. Yep.

 

[Matt Smith]

Dinner

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Chicken Tikka Bhoona with plain rice and plain nan bread.

 

[Q]

Udon noodles for me and rice for the wife

 

[TheHaze]

Udon noodles for me and rice for the wife

Is your wife asian ? A bonus if she is Jap - - - - -

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Udon noodles for me and rice for the wife

Is your wife asian ? A bonus if she is Jap - - - - -

Yep, big big bonus. Asian wimminz ftw!

 

[Q]

Udon noodles for me and rice for the wife

Is your wife asian ? A bonus if she is Jap - - - - -

No, she is Dutch. Even better! :ThankYou:

 

[Matt Smith]

Chicken Wings

 

[Ice]

24 of Kokanee

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

100% pure squeezed orange juice.

 

[Matt Smith]

Apples

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Seamajor]

3 big green avocados. 2 ripe pineapples.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

3 big green avocados. 2 ripe pineapples.

Oh yeah go on, make me feel guilty about being a pig...

 

[Seamajor]

Why would I think that? I bet you have a nice shape.

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Show us your titties, SD.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Show me your meat and two veg first.....

 

[Seamajor]

Show us your titties, SD.

Who is SD?

 

[Seamajor]

Show me your meat and two veg first.....

I hear it looks a piece of beef jerky

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Show me your meat and two veg first.....

I hear it looks a piece of beef jerky

I head he had a penis extension that went wrong and rotted his nob off, now he’s just got a clit...

 

[Seamajor]

Intuitive and insightful

 

[Q]

Show us your titties, SD.

Come on.... a bit desency please...

 

[Q]

Show us your titties, SD.

Who is SD?

@Swamp-Duck... aaronRockmonkey indeed makes me

 

[Q]

Show me your meat and two veg first.....

What if I show you mine? Will you show me yours?

Only click the spoiler if you promise to send me nude pictures of you.... ONLY then....

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Meat and vegetables, as requested! Now I want to see your nude pictures :devil1: (please send them by PM, nobody else needs to see it :Lovin1: )

 

[Q]

Show me your meat and two veg first.....

I hear it looks a piece of beef jerky

I head he had a penis extension that went wrong and rotted his nob off, now he’s just got a clit...

Yeah! Looks like this now:

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[Scooter]

Yuengling. A case of my usual Lord Chesterfield Ale and a case of Hershey's Chocolate Porter. My buddy has been wanting to try it and I got a sudden urge. So a 12 pack for Scooter and a 12 pack for Mao. I told him he has to share with his wife.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

for my co pilot

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Steak and cheese pizza take-out for dinner. Was bangin’! :ThumbsUp2:

 

[Matt Smith]

Peanuts