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Swamp-Duck

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Little gift for a boys mother with his initial on , she’s broken right now.
 

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An iPhone for my little mate, his mum said he couldn’t have an electric scooter so I got him one for his Bday, said he’s too young for an iPhone, so I got him one for Christmas, she text me and promised to strangle me haha lol.
 

TheHaze

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An iPhone for my little mate, his mum said he couldn’t have an electric scooter so I got him one for his Bday, said he’s too young for an iPhone, so I got him one for Christmas, she text me and promised to strangle me haha lol.
How old is this little kid and what pet name does he call you if any - -- - - - - - -
PS - His mom sounds like a old cunt who doesn't remember what it's like being a kid !
 

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Waited for almost 45 mins for a full chicken dinner including 2 sides but by the time i got to ordering they had sold outta both the sides i wanted.. ended up with just the chicken
 

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Waited for almost 45 mins for a full chicken dinner including 2 sides but by the time i got to ordering they had sold outta both the sides i wanted.. ended up with just the chicken
Damn it man I know the feeling. I was waiting for some extra crispy KFC the other day, go to order, no extra crispy!
 

Swamp-Duck

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An iPhone for my little mate, his mum said he couldn’t have an electric scooter so I got him one for his Bday, said he’s too young for an iPhone, so I got him one for Christmas, she text me and promised to strangle me haha lol.
How old is this little kid and what pet name does he call you if any - -- - - - - - -
PS - His mom sounds like a old cunt who doesn't remember what it's like being a kid !
He’s 11, and calls me J like most people do, She ain’t a cunt lol, she worries about baiting him up with expensive stuff in case he gets mugged, I have told her he’s growing up and will soon be a man, has to take his chances out there with everyone else.
 

TheHaze

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An iPhone for my little mate, his mum said he couldn’t have an electric scooter so I got him one for his Bday, said he’s too young for an iPhone, so I got him one for Christmas, she text me and promised to strangle me haha lol.
How old is this little kid and what pet name does he call you if any - -- - - - - - -
PS - His mom sounds like a old cunt who doesn't remember what it's like being a kid !
He’s 11, and calls me J like most people do, She ain’t a cunt lol, she worries about baiting him up with expensive stuff in case he gets mugged, I have told her he’s growing up and will soon be a man, has to take his chances out there with everyone else.
You sound like a good person and wondering when you will start with the sex-ed and how bout the art of taking things that don't belong to you - - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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An iPhone for my little mate, his mum said he couldn’t have an electric scooter so I got him one for his Bday, said he’s too young for an iPhone, so I got him one for Christmas, she text me and promised to strangle me haha lol.
How old is this little kid and what pet name does he call you if any - -- - - - - - -
PS - His mom sounds like a old cunt who doesn't remember what it's like being a kid !
He’s 11, and calls me J like most people do, She ain’t a cunt lol, she worries about baiting him up with expensive stuff in case he gets mugged, I have told her he’s growing up and will soon be a man, has to take his chances out there with everyone else.
You sound like a good person and wondering when you will start with the sex-ed and how bout the art of taking things that don't belong to you - - - - - - -
Your right, it is an art, I’m an artist!
 

Scooter

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A TV antenna. Nothing special. It picks up a couple more stations than my old antenna. $30.
 

TheHaze

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Car wash and a fill up - - - - - - -
 
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