Which US State Has The Cleanest Rest Rooms On It's Section of The Interstate.

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.

I am guessing that is a feature for aidsman.
 
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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.

That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.

Nothing to report. I avoided those places.
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.

Nothing to report. I avoided those places.

How do you know what's going on in places you don't go to?
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.

That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?


Are you sure you didn't know that?
 
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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.

I am guessing that is a feature for aidsman.
What are you insinuating?
 
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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.

That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?


Are you sure you didn't know that?
Check which board you're posting on here, Chesty.
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.

Nothing to report. I avoided those places.

How do you know what's going on in places you don't go to?

I don't need to follow the guys in the bushes to know what's happening.
 

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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.

That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?


Are you sure you didn't know that?
Check which board you're posting on here, Chesty.

I was just suggesting most people know it but some are forgetful.

Down, Tiger...
 
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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.


Oh, do tell! Just don't get so graphic.

Nothing to report. I avoided those places.

How do you know what's going on in places you don't go to?

I don't need to follow the guys in the bushes to know what's happening.
You seem to have prior knowledge, and a lot of information I don't think the rest of us have, do go on.
 

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Maybe you should visit these places for yourself and find a mentor....
 

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I liked the New Jersey Turnpike and Calif is pretty good and the worse for me were in New Mexico and Texas -
But you can't blame the hold state for one messy bathroom - - - - -
 

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Not a highway rest stop but as a kid when we were going on long road trips in California we used to love to stop off at Split Pea Soup Andersen's. Theor bathrooms were also super clean, they had these cartoon little elves who supposedly helped make theor split pea soup, plus the soup was great (it had big chunks of ham in it), it was cheapest, and I loved their house made milk shakes which were made to order with real ice cream.

If you ever find yourself in San Luis Obispo County then the Mondona Inn is a must stop on any road trip. Their men's room has a waterfall where you pee and is done in natural stone with imitation sea shells for sinks.

 

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That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?
I do. Pull into rest stop on my Sportster. Decide to just piss in the bushes instead of walking to the bathrooms. Look over my shoulder while pissing, and two homos with smiles on their faces walking directly to me, making eye contact. I get on my bike so fast and fuck off outta there that I forgot to put on my riding glasses. Must've lost them somewhere on the highway.

Highway rest stops are best avoided.
 
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I mean the little pull offs with a parking lot and a bathroom, sometimes they'll offer "free coffee" and have vending machines and a little shade or table to rest at for a bit, on your journeys. On average which state is best, and Don't say Oregon, just because I live here. They are very nice and generally in a restful park like setting.

Those are often gay hook up spots.

That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?


Are you sure you didn't know that?
Check which board you're posting on here, Chesty.

I was just suggesting most people know it but some are forgetful.

Down, Tiger...
That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?
I do. Pull into rest stop on my Sportster. Decide to just piss in the bushes instead of walking to the bathrooms. Look over my shoulder while pissing, and two homos with smiles on their faces walking directly to me, making eye contact. I get on my bike so fast and fuck off outta there that I forgot to put on my riding glasses. Must've lost them somewhere on the highway.

Highway rest stops are best avoided.
Are you sure they weren't just a couple Mormon Biker Missionaries?
 

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That's something I did not know, do know of any examples of that, first hand?
I do. Pull into rest stop on my Sportster. Decide to just piss in the bushes instead of walking to the bathrooms. Look over my shoulder while pissing, and two homos with smiles on their faces walking directly to me, making eye contact. I get on my bike so fast and fuck off outta there that I forgot to put on my riding glasses. Must've lost them somewhere on the highway.

Highway rest stops are best avoided.

They thought you were inviting them over when you flashed your dick outside. What can you expect?
 
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Are you sure they weren't just a couple Mormon Biker Missionaries?
That's a possibility, but I wasn't taking any chances!

Funny you mention that though, because Bikers for Christ or some shit followed around my buddy when he was out for a ride, trying to convert him to join the group! He had to lose them...
an old buddy of mine had that happen too, when he flirted with being a "Biker"